Valeriorivoli

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DeAge™ : 7065 days • Here since 5 february 2007
Sarcofago I.N.R.I.
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HERE IS THE CURRICULUM VITAE OF THE PINEAPPLE HEAD, PARDON...ANATAS, LOOKING FOR A JOB...ONLY CONCEPTUAL THOUGH: Human Form, average height, -I MEAN YOU'RE A DWARF. N.d.A: -world domination mania. Born on that day in 1980 (specifically, on August 28), I discovered I was destined to rule the entire world. Unfortunately, belonging to a "lower class" family (we're starving for cash!!! Not a single cent enters 'nu scannato!!!!!), I, Anatas, decided that to seize the world, I would have to toil so much, but soooo much! THE BIG BABY PROBLEM OF 1980 IS THAT YOU CAN SEE FROM THE SHITTY FACE IN THE PHOTO WHO YOU ARE: AN UNDERDEVELOPED, GRADUATED IN WHO GIVES A FUCK HERE ON DEBASER, WHY ARE YOU SENDING A CV? YOU MUST HAVE A SMALL PENIS, HAVE LITTLE SEX, DON'T DO DRUGS, STUDY, GO TO MASS, LISTEN TO MAIDEN, AND DREAM OF BEING COOL WHILE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE EIGHTH PROLETARIAN WITHOUT POLITICAL CONSCIOUSNESS, WITHOUT BRAIN, YOU ARE AND REPRESENT THE SCUM OF SOCIETY, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING PARTICULAR, AND YOUR ELUSIVE PHYSIOGNOMY AND HORSE-LIKE LIPS SHOW IT. YOU ARE THE CLASSIC MUD THAT A SOCIETY IN DISARRAY PRODUCES, WITH MOTHERS, LIKE YOURS, WHO GIVE BIRTH TO LITTLE MONSTERS LIKE YOU, KNOW-IT-ALLS, CRITICS, WITH LIMITED KNOWLEDGE AND A BULLET-SHAPED HEAD, PROBABLY YOU'RE EVEN HYDROCEPHALIC, THANKS TO THE STIRCER OF THE FORCIPE THAT, THE POOR MOTHER OF YOURS, WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, WAS PERHAPS LISTENING TO IRON MAIDEN AND WOULD HAVE DEFINITELY ADVISED A REPORT FOR VAS NEFANDUM, that is, you got it horse-lip...YOU'RE JUST ONE OF MANY LITTLE INTELLECTUAL DWARFS, WITH A SNEAKY SMILE, WHO DELIGHT IN THEIR MANY TOILET PAPER DEGREES, CONVINCED THEY USE THEIR REPTILIAN BRAIN TO SCREW THE NEXT, INSTEAD YOU’LL GO TO WORK, LITTLE BABY, AND VERY SOON, AND YOU’LL HAVE TO DO HARD WORK TO GET BY, SO YOUR QUEENIE BICEPS WILL GET STRONGER AND YOU'LL LOSE EDDIE MAIDEN AND YOUR DREAMS OF GLORY....I’LL BE ALREADY IN THE BAHAMAS, YOU’LL WORK TO PAY MY PENSION, HAPPY? poor LITTLE DWARF WITHOUT SNOW WHITE, with UNDERDEVELOPED PENIS AND CEREBELLUM, ALL CALCULATOR AND BADGE, WITHOUT SOUL, NOT EVEN A DWARF LIKE YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN YOU AS A BIOLOGICAL ENTITY, THEY'D PREFER A COW. BYE HUMAN SLUDGE.
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite
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HERE IS THE CURRICULUM VITAE OF PINEAPPLE HEAD, I MEAN... ANATAS, LOOKING FOR A JOB... ONLY IN CONCEPT THOUGH:
Human shape, average height, -THAT IS IF YOU'RE A DWARF. N.d.A:-world domination fantasies. Born on that day in 1980 (specifically, August 28th), I discovered I was destined to rule the entire world. Unfortunately, coming from a "lower class" family (we're starving for money!!! Not a single cent is coming in!!!!!), I, Anatas, decided that to seize the world, I would have to work hard, but soooo hard! THE PROBLEM, BIG BABY OF 1980, IS THAT YOU CAN TELL FROM YOUR DUMB FACE IN THE PHOTO WHO YOU ARE: AN UNDERDEVELOPED PERSON, GRADUATED IN WHAT THE HELL DO I CARE HERE ON DEBASER, WHAT ARE YOU SENDING A CURRICULUM FOR? YOU MUST HAVE A SMALL DICK, YOU HAVE LITTLE SEX, YOU DON’T USE DRUGS, YOU STUDY, YOU GO TO MASS, YOU LISTEN TO MAIDEN AND DREAM OF BEING COOL WHILE YOU’RE AN IDIOTIC PROLETARIAN WITHOUT POLITICAL CONSCIOUSNESS, WITHOUT A BRAIN, YOU ARE AND REPRESENT THE SCUM OF SOCIETY, YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL AND YOUR SHODDY PHYSIOGNOMY AND YOUR HORSE-LIKE LIPS SHOW IT. YOU ARE THE CLASSIC MUDDLED REFUSE OF A COLLAPSING SOCIETY WITH MOTHERS, LIKE YOURS, WHO PRODUCE WITH FORCEPS LITTLE MONSTROUS CREATIONS LIKE YOU, KNOW-IT-ALLS, LITTLE CRITICS, WITH LIMITED KNOWLEDGE AND A CONICAL HEAD LIKE MUCCINO, YOU PROBABLY EVEN HAVE HYDROCEPHALUS, THANKS TO THE FORCEPS THEY USED ON YOUR UNFORTUNATE MOTHER WHO, IT SEEMS, WAS LISTENING TO IRON MAIDEN AND WHO, GIVEN THE RESULTS, SURELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO HAVE A BLACK SABBATH FOR LAS’ NEFANDUM, that is, you got it, horse-lipped... YOU ARE JUST ONE OF MANY LITTLE INTELLECTUAL DWARFS, WITH A SNEAKY LITTLE LAUGH, WHO PRIDE THEMSELVES ON THEIR MANY TOILET PAPER DEGREES, CONVINCED THEY USE THEIR REPTILIAN LITTLE BRAIN TO SCAM OTHERS, WHEN INSTEAD YOU WILL GO TO WORK, BIG BABY, AND SOON YOU WILL HAVE TO DO HARD LABOR TO GET BY, SO YOUR QUEEN BICEPS WILL GET STRONGER AND YOU'LL LOSE EDWARD MAIDEN AND YOUR DREAMS OF GLORY.... I WILL BE ALREADY IN THE BAHAMAS, YOU WILL WORK TO PAY MY PENSION, HAPPY? poor LITTLE DWARF WITHOUT SNOW WHITE, with UNDERDEVELOPED PENIS AND CEREBELLUM, ALL CALCULATOR AND BADGE, WITHOUT A SOUL, NOT EVEN A DWARF AGE COULD YOU INTEREST AS A BIOLOGICAL ENTITY, THEY WOULD PREFER A CATTLE. BYE HUMAN FLUID.
Rhapsody Legendary Tales
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Human form, average height – WHICH MEANS YOU’RE A DWARF. N.d.A: world domination delusions. Born on that day in 1980 (precisely, August 28th), I discovered I was destined to rule the entire world. Unfortunately, belonging to a "less affluent" family (we’re starving for money!!! Not a single cent comes in!!!!!), I, Anatas, decided that to conquer the world, I would have to work hard, but reaaaaally hard! THE PROBLEM WITH THE SPOILED BRAT OF 1980 IS THAT YOU CAN SEE FROM THE FUCKED-UP FACE IN THE PHOTO WHO YOU ARE: AN UNDERDEVELOPED, GRADUATED IN WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE HERE ON DEBASER, WHAT ARE YOU SENDING A RESUME FOR? YOU PROBABLY HAVE A SMALL DICK, HAVE LITTLE SEX, DON’T DO DRUGS, STUDY, GO TO MASS, LISTEN TO MAIDEN AND DREAM OF BEING COOL WHILE YOU’RE JUST A WORKING-CLASS ASSHOLE WITHOUT POLITICAL AWARENESS, WITHOUT A BRAIN, YOU ARE AND REPRESENT THE SCUM OF SOCIETY, YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL AND YOUR FLEETING PHYSIOGNOMY AND EQUINE LIPS SHOW IT. YOU’RE THE CLASSIC MUNDANE DETRITUS OF A SOCIETY IN DECAY WITH MOMS, LIKE YOURS, WHO GIVE BIRTH TO LITTLE MONSTERS LIKE YOU, KNOW-IT-ALLS, CRITICS, WITH LIMITED KNOWLEDGE AND A POINTY HEAD LIKE MUCCINO, YOU PROBABLY EVEN HAVE HYDROCEPHALUS, THANKS TO THE FORCEP STURACESSI THAT THEY USED ON YOUR UNFORTUNATE MOM WHO PERHAPS WAS LISTENING TO IRON MAIDEN WHILE CONCEIVING YOU AND TO WHOM, CONSIDERING THE RESULTS, WOULD HAVE SURELY RECOMMENDED A REPORT FOR VAS NEFANDUM, that is, you got it, equine lip... YOU’RE JUST ONE OF MANY LITTLE INTELLECTUAL DWARFS, WITH A SLIMY LAUGH, WHO TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR MANY TOILET PAPER DEGREES, CONVINCED THEY’RE USING THEIR REPTILIAN BRAIN TO SCREW THE NEXT PERSON, INSTEAD YOU’LL GO TO WORK, BABY BOY, AND VERY SOON, AND YOU’LL HAVE TO DO HARD WORK TO GET BY, SO YOUR WEAK LITTLE ARMS WILL GET STRONGER AND YOU’LL HAVE TO FORGET ABOUT EDDIE MAIDEN AND YOUR DREAMS OF GLORY…. I’LL ALREADY BE IN THE BAHAMAS, YOU’LL WORK TO PAY FOR MY PENSION, HAPPY? Poor LITTLE DWARF WITHOUT SNOW WHITE, with UNDERDEVELOPED DICK AND CEREBELLUM, all CALCULATOR AND BADGE, WITHOUT A SOUL, NOT EVEN AN EVEN SMALLER ENTITY THAN YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN AS A BIOLOGICAL ENTITY, IT WOULD PREFER A CATTLE. BYE HUMAN SLUDGE.
Sergio Leone Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo
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Human form, average height – WHICH MEANS YOU’RE A DWARF. N.d.A: world domination delusions. Born on that day in 1980 (precisely, August 28th), I discovered I was destined to rule the entire world. Unfortunately, belonging to a "less affluent" family (we’re starving for money!!! Not a single cent comes in!!!!!), I, Anatas, decided that to conquer the world, I would have to work hard, but reaaaaally hard! THE PROBLEM WITH THE SPOILED BRAT OF 1980 IS THAT YOU CAN SEE FROM THE FUCKED-UP FACE IN THE PHOTO WHO YOU ARE: AN UNDERDEVELOPED, GRADUATED IN WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE HERE ON DEBASER, WHAT ARE YOU SENDING A RESUME FOR? YOU PROBABLY HAVE A SMALL DICK, HAVE LITTLE SEX, DON’T DO DRUGS, STUDY, GO TO MASS, LISTEN TO MAIDEN AND DREAM OF BEING COOL WHILE YOU’RE JUST A WORKING-CLASS ASSHOLE WITHOUT POLITICAL AWARENESS, WITHOUT A BRAIN, YOU ARE AND REPRESENT THE SCUM OF SOCIETY, YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL AND YOUR FLEETING PHYSIOGNOMY AND EQUINE LIPS SHOW IT. YOU’RE THE CLASSIC MUNDANE DETRITUS OF A SOCIETY IN DECAY WITH MOMS, LIKE YOURS, WHO GIVE BIRTH TO LITTLE MONSTERS LIKE YOU, KNOW-IT-ALLS, CRITICS, WITH LIMITED KNOWLEDGE AND A POINTY HEAD LIKE MUCCINO, YOU PROBABLY EVEN HAVE HYDROCEPHALUS, THANKS TO THE FORCEP STURACESSI THAT THEY USED ON YOUR UNFORTUNATE MOM WHO PERHAPS WAS LISTENING TO IRON MAIDEN WHILE CONCEIVING YOU AND TO WHOM, CONSIDERING THE RESULTS, WOULD HAVE SURELY RECOMMENDED A REPORT FOR VAS NEFANDUM, that is, you got it, equine lip... YOU’RE JUST ONE OF MANY LITTLE INTELLECTUAL DWARFS, WITH A SLIMY LAUGH, WHO TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR MANY TOILET PAPER DEGREES, CONVINCED THEY’RE USING THEIR REPTILIAN BRAIN TO SCREW THE NEXT PERSON, INSTEAD YOU’LL GO TO WORK, BABY BOY, AND VERY SOON, AND YOU’LL HAVE TO DO HARD WORK TO GET BY, SO YOUR WEAK LITTLE ARMS WILL GET STRONGER AND YOU’LL HAVE TO FORGET ABOUT EDDIE MAIDEN AND YOUR DREAMS OF GLORY…. I’LL ALREADY BE IN THE BAHAMAS, YOU’LL WORK TO PAY FOR MY PENSION, HAPPY? Poor LITTLE DWARF WITHOUT SNOW WHITE, with UNDERDEVELOPED DICK AND CEREBELLUM, all CALCULATOR AND BADGE, WITHOUT A SOUL, NOT EVEN AN EVEN SMALLER ENTITY THAN YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN AS A BIOLOGICAL ENTITY, IT WOULD PREFER A CATTLE. BYE HUMAN SLUDGE.
Lordi The Monsterican Dream
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I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
Lucio Battisti Una giornata uggiosa
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Human form, average height, world domination obsessions.
Born on that day in 1980 (specifically, August 28), I discovered I was destined to conquer the entire world. Unfortunately, belonging to a "less fortunate" family (we're starving for money!!! Not a penny comes in!!!!!), I, Anatas, decided that to take over the world, I would have to work hard, but oh so hard!
THE BIG BABY PROBLEM OF 1980 IS THAT YOU CAN SEE FROM THAT FUCKING FACE IN THE PHOTO WHO YOU ARE: AN UNDERDEVELOPED PERSON, GRADUATED IN WHO GIVES A SHIT HERE ON DEBASER, SENDING A RESUME? YOU MUST HAVE A SMALL DICK, HAVING LITTLE SEX, NOT DOING DRUGS, STUDYING, GOING TO CHURCH, LISTENING TO MAIDEN AND DREAMING OF BEING COOL WHILE YOU’RE JUST AN ASSHOLE PROLETARIAN WITHOUT POLITICAL AWARENESS, WITHOUT A BRAIN, YOU ARE AND REPRESENT THE SCUM OF SOCIETY, YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL AND IT SHOWS IN YOUR ELUSIVE PHYSIOGNOMY AND YOUR HORSE-LIKE LIPS. YOU'RE THE CLASSIC MORMON DETRITUS OF A SOCIETY GOING DOWNHILL WITH MOMS, LIKE YOURS, WHO GIVE BIRTH TO STUPID LITTLE SHITS LIKE YOU, KNOW-IT-ALLS, CRITICS, WITH LIMITED KNOWLEDGE AND A POINTY HEAD LIKE MUCCINO, PROBABLY YOU'RE EVEN HYDROCEPHALIC, BLAME THAT STUPID FORCEPS THAT THEY USED ON YOUR MISERABLE MOTHER WHO, GIVEN THE RESULTS, WOULD HAVE BEEN ADVISED A RATHER Nefandum...YOU'RE JUST ONE OF MANY LITTLE INTELLECTUAL DWARFS, WITH SLY LITTLE LAUGHS, WHO TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR MANY TOILET PAPER DEGREES, THINKING THEY CAN USE THEIR REPTILIAN BRAINS TO SCAM THE NEXT GUY, BUT YOU'LL END UP WORKING, BABYBOY, AND VERY SOON YOU'LL HAVE TO DO HARD WORK TO GET BY SO YOUR CANDY-ASS BICEPS WILL HAVE TO STRENGTHEN, AND YOU'LL GIVE UP ON EDDIE MAIDEN AND YOUR GLORY DREAMS.... I’LL BE ALREADY IN THE BAHAMAS, YOU’LL BE WORKING TO PAY FOR MY PENSION, HAPPY? LITTLE DWARF WITHOUT SNOW WHITE, BECAUSE LATENT PASSIVE HOMOSEXUALS WITH UNDERDEVELOPED PENIS AND CEREBELLUM, ALL CALCULATOR AND BADGE, WITHOUT A SOUL, NOT EVEN AN EVEN SMALLER ET THAN YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN YOU AS A BIOLOGICAL ENTITY, THEY'D PREFER A COW. BYE HUMAN LIQUID.
Lucio Battisti Una giornata uggiosa
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FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO do you realize... you would make the epileptic contortionist Richard Benzon scream!!!
Lucio Battisti Una giornata uggiosa
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The ABBA, so dear to captain Audi, have remade the mega hit of their cousins Anima mia... did you know, Audi?
Read here what our hardcore metalhead writes:
ABBA is the Pop Group par excellence; they have achieved a global success that (even considering their non-Anglo-American origins...) seems inexplicable.
Whether we want to or not, each of us has undoubtedly listened at least once to singles like "Mamma Mia," "Fernando," "Dancing Queen," "Super Trouper," and "Waterloo" of course, and I am certainly no exception. For one reason or another, but mostly due to superficiality and prejudice, I had never taken the time to delve into anything about them...
Lucio Battisti Una giornata uggiosa
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LISTEN ANANASSO: a whole week at NUMBER ONE in the charts as the best-selling album, surpassing Ramazzotti, only to slide to second place in the second week and descending gradually...
SO YOU CONFIRM that you believe in the charts? They lasted half a week at the top in 30 years of career, and with 200 photocopy albums in the official discography, not much. A SADNESS. People don’t even know who they are... GET OUT OF THE METAL GHETTO, get yourself a girl, go dancing, call those hippies outside for a reggae jam session, pass around a joint of friendship and peace, make peace with the world.
Lucio Battisti Una giornata uggiosa
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Thank you Mandrappa, what do I have to do with it...it's them who started with the Maiden. A prayer +.