Hetzer

How are the times?

A "killer pop song" the Hamlet-like doubt arose in me..
A "what it means to feel like a teenager today" the situation became a bit clearer to me..
A "mountain of shit and lies of this deformed magma that is the world" I finally had the unexpected and definitive epiphany..
I have finally and inevitably understood how much this review sucks ass..

I have to say that Kosinski is a tad more polished and less rough around the edges than the late Tony Scott, so he may have actually given it a slightly more refined touch, even though the source material is definitely ignorant. I won’t be going to the cinema, but somehow I will see it, both because Tom Cruise is a reliable guarantee of enjoyable action movies and because the F/A-18EF wipes the floor with the F-14 eight days a week. No offense to the nostalgia lovers, but I saw the first film when it came out as a young kid crazy about aviation, and those F-5s passed off as MiGs really pissed me off. However, I didn’t like the review much, not because it’s nostalgic, but because it sounds a bit smarmy and pretentious; what’s the point of pretending to know how the reader will react/what they will think? I’ll tell you: none...

However, there aren't any more assholes who write reviews... uh, bullshit like DEMIAN used to do... What a shame...

Well, the album, which I haven't listened to, you reviewed quite well.. Too bad about the intro and the outro of the piece, a boring double refrain about the days of downloads that used to be (the nonsense about the Polish film that instead is a carnaccio and vice versa is so clichéd that it seems written by a twenty-something trying to sound sophisticated...) about the internet that’s not what it used to be (and thanks to that...) and about the struggle to understand what television is saying.. Trust me: television should be kept off, social media should be ignored, hashtags are really just a chisel of nothingness.. The so-called "new generations," who mostly don’t want to work, put in the effort, study, or discover, don’t even know what fooling around means anymore; superficiality reigns supreme, that’s all.. Let’s listen to records like this and kindly but assertively tell talk shows, ringtones, contests, and cheap followerism to go to hell..

You are not a writer, because you clearly don’t know how to write. You’re not even a musician, because your, um, creations have no value whatsoever. If you really believe that you are a writer, then why don’t you also convince yourself that you are, I don’t know, Genghis Khan or Galeazzo Ciano? I think you’re just messing with us, and you’re also quite bad and not funny at all in doing it.
That said, it must be acknowledged that, except for at the beginning, you have always and shamelessly self-produced your crap, instead of acting like certain rabbits who hide behind fake accounts pretending to review “an album by a friend of mine.”
In a way, I admire your courage to take shovelfuls of (well-deserved) crap in the face.

@[Error] reviewing doesn't mean summarizing the plot.. What the hell kind of writer would you be?
Sorry @[G], but this guy claims that his reviews get de-blocked.. Do they?

So, do singers, football players, and actors "write" autobiographies because someone actually reads them? I mean, are they real books?

I don't read you because for me rap is more annoying than a cuckoo outside the window at 5:02 in the morning.. I can't even stand the so-called classics of the genre, as this record seems to be, and I can only tolerate a bit of the Beastie Boys for various reasons..
Beyond this completely useless information, I wanted to say that, for reasons unknown to me, when I read "and (of course) discussions about the album without insults" I started laughing like an idiot..

A waste of presets and samplers worthy of the worst compositions by Claudio Guidetti..