Enciclopedia Poletti

I will inappropriately use this space to confess some things to you, which I just finished discussing in chat with some users. It’s been almost a year since I joined DeBaser, and I've shared a bunch of nonsense just to have a laugh. Now it’s time to take off the mask. The only true thing you know about me is my name and surname; everything else is false. I am not a music lover; I don’t understand anything about it (my favorite singer is Ligabue). I don’t know half of the records I reviewed; they are all reviews copied from the website www.delrock.it, mostly written by Riccardo Bertoncelli. (On my review of Articolo 31, a user had already figured it all out, but then nothing came of it.) I don't love music, and in fact, it often makes me sleepy and drowsy. My reviews, then, contain entire copied sentences, and often, the most blatantly plagiarized ones were even chosen by the editors. I live in Milan, but I hate and really hate it; I love Rome. I’m not a Milan supporter (not a chance!), but a lifelong Roma fan. I’m not 31 years old; I’m 23, and I’m not even far-right; in fact, I vote for the center-left. Let's say I had a fake account; do you remember Johnny the crude? Well, that was me. I crafted a character, I had a bit of fun at your expense, and you fell for it. After almost a year on DeBaser, I wanted to shed this burden, and I’m glad I did. In short, dear friends, when you got angry with me about the ratings on the reviews, you were actually getting mad at other people—in this case, Bertoncelli and the editors of the aforementioned website. Now I will send an email to the editors and ask to be banned. I've had enough fun; goodbye to all.

Alright, I give up. The Beatles are UNANIMOUSLY regarded as great, while on DeBaser they are UNANIMOUSLY considered crap. Thank goodness DeBaser represents only 0.1% of the adult population worldwide. That, just to be clear, means it doesn't matter a damn. Happy for you.

Well, VincVega, Pulp Fiction is good too, but when compared to Citizen Kane, it wouldn't stand a chance. You see, it all comes down to personal taste.

Well, VincVega, I’d like to know what you know about the Beatles? Shall we bet that you’re under 20 and you’re speaking based on hearsay? Or are you just a fool by nature?

I'll repeat it: downplaying the Beatles on DeBaser is childish nonsense. But damn, can't you spread the word to the world? Who do you think will listen to you here on DeBaser?

I think Santa Claus is an idiot. You should end up like the Santa Claus in "Nightmare Before Christmas." You, dear one, under the influence of drugs would have at most written "White Christmas." And then, I repeat, belittling the myths about DeBaser is child's play; to do it seriously, you should write for "Rolling Stones," "Variety," or who knows, at most "Time." But on DeBaser, it's just small potatoes, we know that, right? Spread the news to the world, Santa Claus, because soon you’ll receive my letter and a solemn fuck you at the end.

Congratulations on the beautiful video (by the way, in splendid quality) on YouTube. Nina Simone is really talked about too little on DeBaser.

I believe that this time the Punisher is absolutely right.

Beautiful, beautiful, very beautiful. Oscar-worthy, or rather, Grammy-worthy.

Alright, I take note that you’re just as much of an idiot as Floydman, who leaves posts saying "Schifo di disco" without explaining why. So let’s do this: we go to the reviews, write crap, and if anyone asks why, we say ‘because I didn’t know what to write’. At least I provide a reason (right or wrong). And you think you’re the one who knows about music? To me, you seem like a fool like so many others who leave messages without justification. Quite the adult attitude you have, I must say.