The controversial definitions

Ellena

4 nov 15

Area | DeRank™: 0,72

Giving less than five is an insult. They are not the group I know better than any other, but what I’ve heard is enough for me to evaluate them, and to understand that they’re worth it, just listening to the single "Le labbra del tempo" is enough; although, personally, I would recommend their entire discography. Stratos has a beautiful voice. more

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Ellena

4 nov 15

Yiruma | DeRank™: 0,00

He’s not a great pianist et simila, but he’s good enough. Not to be idolized, and ''River Flows in You'' has become tiresome everywhere. more

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Ellena

4 nov 15

Katy Perry | DeRank™: 0,00

I wouldn't consider her a musician. Her 'little songs' are sometimes nauseating, other times catchy. Strictly speaking, two, although she probably deserves less than one. more

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pana

3 nov 15

Nick Drake — Five Leaves Left | DeRank™: 4,20

I understand that the first one is more original, distinctive, and all that, but for this one, I gladly give it 5 stars, who can stop me? more

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pana

3 nov 15

King Crimson — Larks' Tongues in Aspic | DeRank™: 13,92

What the fuck am I defining them for more

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Aquarius27

3 nov 15

Extreme | DeRank™: 0,81

Great band, remembered only for "More Than Words," but they are mooore than just a single song!! Try listening to "Pornograffitti" and "III Sides..." and your judgment of the band will change! more

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hjhhjij

3 nov 15

Culture Club | DeRank™: 3,35

I don't even know why I'm defining them... more

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hjhhjij

3 nov 15

CULTURE CLUB — COLOUR BY NUMBERS | DeRank™: 0,11

Second album for the band led by the secret father of Sansa Stark from "Game of Thrones". A couple of singles that truly stick in your head in an annoying way, and then a bunch of songs that you listen to without even realizing how bland, trivial, and predictable they are, devoid of any spark, idea, or even a minimally memorable melody. Completely flat with painfully cliché hints of truly terrible plastic Soul and R&B. “Victims” is saved by its catchy yet well-constructed nature, it’s not bad. An listenable album, yes, but really mediocre for me. more

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MidnightRambler

2 nov 15

Keith Richards | DeRank™: 8,37

He smoked my definition too. more

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MidnightRambler

2 nov 15

Brian Jones | DeRank™: 0,00

A little brat... "Aftermath," "Between the Buttons," "Their Satanic Majesties Request"; in these three albums lies all his essence. more

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MidnightRambler

2 nov 15

Charlie Watts | DeRank™: 0,00

But how the hell is it so ugly? more

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Marco Orsi

2 nov 15

Sleep | DeRank™: 0,75

Mystics more

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MidnightRambler

2 nov 15

KISS | DeRank™: 0,23

Some cute tricksters who have hit a few songs and made a couple of decent albums. more

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MidnightRambler

2 nov 15

John Lennon | DeRank™: 0,00

The soul of the Beatles. more

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MidnightRambler

2 nov 15

Paul McCartney | DeRank™: 0,00

The heart of the Beatles. more

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Aquarius27

2 nov 15

Led Zeppelin — Presence | DeRank™: 7,20

It was 1976, and before the release of the album, John Bonham took the stage (drunk) at a Deep Purple concert, grabbed the microphone, and said: "I’m John Bonham from Led Zeppelin, and I just want to announce that we have a new album coming out: it’s called Presence, and, damn, it’s fantastic!" Boy, was the good old Bonzo right!! "Achilles Last Stand" and "Nobody's Fault but Mine," two incredible gems!! more

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bluesboy94

2 nov 15

Knut Hamsun | DeRank™: 1,14

"Please, God, don’t abandon me, please, Knut Hamsun, don’t abandon me.” This is a "boutade" found in a novel by Fante and it highlights the immense influence he had on subsequent generations of prose writers. A fundamental author ("Hunger" and "Growth of the Soil" are absolute masterpieces that must be read before you die) who has suffered an unjust "damnatio memoriae" for his pro-Nazi positions. more