Van Halen
Schizoid Man
Schizoid Man

Van Halen | DeRank™: -0,33

"1984" has an amazing cover for how beautiful it is!! their music, however, not so much... more
Greg Lake
Emerson
Emerson

Greg Lake | DeRank™: 0,00

the Yalda Baoth of Progressive and Art Rock, a diverse talent able to effortlessly leap from the saga of the Crimson King to that of the ELP (who knows what the hell I just said.....). more
Sum 41
BillyMello
BillyMello

Sum 41 | DeRank™: -0,18

This band has been with me since I was 7 years old, and they will continue to be.
Even if I didn't like them now (instead, alas, I'm still crazy about them), I'd still give them a 5 for the love. more
blink-182
BillyMello
BillyMello

blink-182 | DeRank™: -0,18

Great only because among the less commercial ones.
Definitely better than Green Day, definitely worse than Sum 41.
3 for the creativity of the CDs. more
Terry Bozzio
Claypool
Claypool

Terry Bozzio | DeRank™: 0,00

For information, see "Black Page." more
Teletubbies
Purpulan
Purpulan

Teletubbies | DeRank™: 0,76

I still haven't figured out which one of the four dies at the end of each episode... more
The Les Claypool Frog Brigade
Venusiano Sarcastico
The fearless flying frog brigade of Colonel Les Claypool. more
Teletubbies
El Nadador
El Nadador

Teletubbies | DeRank™: 0,19

The Pink Floyd of Turbotabbilandia, there’s no bullshit. more
The Style Council
mien_mo_man
mien_mo_man

The Style Council | DeRank™: 3,83

I would die just to wear a raincoat with similar coolness, maybe sitting there sipping a blue coffee. Well, I would die because that blue one was the detergent, not the coffee. more
The Les Claypool Frog Brigade
Claypool
Claypool

The Les Claypool Frog Brigade | DeRank™: 0,00

A fearless crew of brilliant fools. more
Ozzy Osbourne
mien_mo_man
mien_mo_man

Ozzy Osbourne | DeRank™: -0,01

your daughter is really a hot piece. more
Teletubbies
CoolOras
CoolOras

Teletubbies | DeRank™: 3,23

The first album was great, but then they got lost in the mainstream. There were rumors that the purple one was homosexual. more
Teletubbies
Schizoid Man
Schizoid Man

Teletubbies | DeRank™: 0,23

great satanic-rock band! the screams of that red one really burst eardrums and gently worm their way into the brain ;) too bad for the drummer, the green one of the group, he can't hit a beat even if his life depended on it!!... they could have really blown up but the audience isn't ready yet, they're too far ahead!! more
Teletubbies
Claypool
Claypool

Teletubbies | DeRank™: 0,00

They are gay. more
Teletubbies
Venusiano Sarcastico
Venusiano Sarcastico

Teletubbies | DeRank™: 0,23

I saw them for the first time in Norway in 2000 and I understood why it is the European country with the highest suicide rate. more
Gigi D'Alessio
aries
aries

Gigi D'Alessio | DeRank™: 3,37

It's unclear whether he is a musician who dabbles in the Camorra or a Camorra member who dabbles in music. more
Teletubbies
Starblazer
Starblazer

Teletubbies | DeRank™: 5,31

the greatest world figures in the history of satanic rock. more
Zu
Finnegan
Finnegan

Zu | DeRank™: 3,00

It is all of Italy that is in the dark. more
Fatboy Slim
Schizoid Man
Schizoid Man

Fatboy Slim | DeRank™: 1,73

I can't give it less than a 3, "The Rockafeller Skank" was the soundtrack of the intro video for FIFA '99, wow so many memories... :))))) nothing special, enjoyable but not too much!! more
Zu
Quentin Quire
Quentin Quire

Zu | DeRank™: 0,05

How to be one of the best Italian realities and remain in the dark. more