The controversial definitions

coglionazzo

27 sep 10

Fields of the Nephilim | DeRank™: 0,00

"Grotesque" moments, so is it music for cavemen? more

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Interceptor

27 sep 10

Fields of the Nephilim | DeRank™: -0,96

Aliens. Dark-gothic eighties, evocative atmospheres raised to the power of infinity, unsettling sound, a voice that alternates between grotesque moments and perfect descents into an eternally distant past. more

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algol

27 sep 10

Arcade Fire | DeRank™: 0,00

Inconsistent, tedious little strumming. What a drag. more

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berlinboy85

26 sep 10

Malcolm McLaren | DeRank™: 0,00

So, I certainly don't criticize the fact of cheering for McLaren. Doing it in Italy is at least extravagant, but in the end, one cheers for whatever they like. Rather, I find it at least crazy and the act of glorifying Hamilton (good, for heaven's sake) alongside true champions of Formula 1 to be ludicrous. In short, typical bullshit from starblazer. more

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Claypool

26 sep 10

Groucho Marx | DeRank™: 0,00

"Pick a card." "Pick a card? For what purpose?" "It doesn't matter, I have 51 left!" more

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femetal

26 sep 10

Fare soldi | DeRank™: 0,00

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! more

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bathenay

26 sep 10

Jodie Foster | DeRank™: -2,75

What a huge whore, could it be a teenage lobotomy defect? Come on, you like whores. It's pointless to put Nicholson with the Indian Chief Bromden, I've seen what was before..... more

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teenagelobotomy

26 sep 10

Jodie Foster | DeRank™: 0,00

Marvelous. more

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Tragopano

26 sep 10

Queen | DeRank™: 0,43

Too up and down, few really beautiful tracks, everything else is filler. more

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Sartorius

26 sep 10

Jimi Hendrix | DeRank™: 0,49

there are no adjectives to describe it, it's simply and incredibly indescribable... how can one not love it? more

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Sartorius

26 sep 10

Burzum | DeRank™: -1,49

In black, he is insignificant (also because he sings with a broken microphone to create that demon voice) but he has produced some good tracks by merging some Nordic black sounds with ambient music... he has essentially invented Dark Ambient. more

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Sartorius

26 sep 10

Valerio Scanu | DeRank™: 0,00

beautiful voice, nothing more... Nonsensical and cheesy lyrics. one of many that has no reason to exist, I wonder how Italy manages to produce crap like this guy and Vasco, while abroad monsters like Sinatra, Zappa, and many others are born... how the hell do you make love in all lakes??? explain it to me!!! more

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Sartorius

26 sep 10

Vasco Rossi | DeRank™: 2,74

he starts his career in a funny and provocative way, he just needed a bit of fame to turn into a money-making machine that capitalizes on the (very bad) taste of Italians who, as is well known, love crap... I have gone on at great length because it's pointless to talk about a person who, as far as I'm concerned, is dead (musically speaking)... however, I will conclude with a very important phrase said by this author: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeh!!! more

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stonecoldcrazy

26 sep 10

Piero Pelù | DeRank™: 2,89

1, you are no longer alone /
2, you elevate your spirit /
3, you will explode! /
4-5-6, with the energy of the wind... /
7-8, spin in my circle,
7-8, spin in my circle,
7-8, spin in my circle,
7-8, spin in my circleooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! more