Veronica Freeman
The quintessential Trans metal... it will surely delight SandorKrasna (who, as everyone knows, loves dicks in the ass). more
Nathalie
X-Factor is 100 times better than Amici and she is the proof of it. more
Matteo Becucci
I must say, I like it a lot! more
Buzz Osborne
The king of refinement and class. more
Ritchie Blackmore
Until a few years ago, I thought he was just a bit too moody. Then I saw the California Jam video and realized that he's actually a total psychopathic maniac. Seriously, I think this guy is not normal. But that made him even more likable to me. And anyway, what a fucking guitarist! ENORMOUS. more
The Who
Who will save ottakku and MrBisturi?
I don't know! They are lost by now. The vote isn't 5 but five thousand five hundred fifty-five point five. more
Kate Moss
a little brat more
Melt-Banana
All the albums by Melt Banana reviewed here have either 4 or 5 (the maximum) stars. What an exaggeration of nonsense. more
Franco Battiato
A great experimenter, among the best we have in Italy, there’s no doubt about it... but what makes him most innovative... is that he was the first to realize that electric razors suck!!! :D more
Kate Moss
One of the most grim examples for young girls seeking fitness; it's the fault of people like her if the poor girls ruin themselves because they can't achieve an ultra-thin body... but it's also their fault for chasing after these illusions; I don’t know what’s appealing about two ribs sticking out from the skin or arms that look like those of a corkscrew... more
Andrea Bocelli
"I'll cuooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Ok, but I'll drive. more
Pete Doherty
Stupid and damned. more
Cult of Luna
Magic Trip. more
Korn
5 wouldn’t be enough. My musical inspiration has always been. Don Pollo, the medallions can go to hell. more
Korn
The first album is seminal and one of the best releases of the nineties, 5 just for that. The only ones who hate Korn entirely are the medallions who have heard from other medallions hierarchically higher up that Korn sucks and nu metal is trash. more
Rammstein
Rammstein a sea of flames Rammstein blood congeals on the asphalt Rammstein mothers scream Rammstein the sun shines more
Kate Moss
Ugly as hunger and unpleasant as shit. more
Amy Winehouse
Phil Collins quits music: tragedy.
Amy Winehouse dies: I feel sorry for her, but who cares, there are people in the world dying of hunger. more
Rammstein
Some people find it hard to understand. Just because they sing in German, does that make them Nazi-Fascists?? And if we put it this way, shouldn’t Italian singers also be judged as fascists just because they sing in Italian? But that’s not the point; they are accused simply because they have managed to achieve something that others wouldn’t. more
Paris Hilton
As the legendary user El minchia said: nothing. more