Cesareo
The Ringo Starr of Italian guitar!!! (or at least one of...) more
Ron Jeremy
The hard Super Mario!!

P.S.: SandorKrasna would love to receive his c***o in the ass!!! more
Simone Cristicchi
As pleasant as a bout of diarrhea while you're in the bathtub!!! more
Sophia Loren
The vulgarity of the streetwalker from the south has become an example of "Italian Beauty." There's plenty to get enraged about!!! more
Joni Mitchell
Two balls..... more
Andrea Mirò
And who the hell is this? more
Elio e le Storie Tese
Dead after Feiez's death!!
Now they go on selling junk and kissing the asses of the Italian left!!! more
Robert Fripp
Pseudo genius for the ignorant masses more
Bluvertigo
They are like that aunt who can’t cook but describes her dishes as something celestial... then you go to taste them and diarrhea becomes your bride!!! more
Sigur Rós
You fools!! P.S.: SandorKrasna likes to lick the aforementioned!!! more
Dire Straits
Music for supermarkets!! more
Airbourne
Conceived dead!! more
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The martufello of rock!! more
Guthrie Govan
Truly nothing new under the sun... it's already been forgotten. The only merit it has lies in having reminded rock/metal guitarists that in 2010 it makes absolutely no sense for a rock/metal guitarist not to know how to improvise!!! more
Bumblefoot
MTV pseudo rock with just one guitaristically relevant track per album... oh, I almost forgot that albums come out once in a blue moon... could it be that during that time the guitarist is learning the tricky piece of the album... more
Freak Kitchen
MTV-style rocket with a few harmonics thrown in here and there!!! more
Fausto Papetti
When those who make music are remembered only for the covers.... more
Bob Marley & The Wailers
Rastaman vibrations... more
Fausto Papetti
Recommended by all testers of the fully reclining seats of the Simca 1000. more