The controversial definitions

carlo cimmino

30 aug 11

The Strokes | DeRank™: 0,57

They hang out with the right people, dress the right way, have the right girls. They are right. more

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Meco

30 aug 11

DJ Francesco | DeRank™: 0,96

"Who will stop the music?" "Your son" (S.S.) more

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Claypool

30 aug 11

The Strokes | DeRank™: 0,00

They aren't awful, but they don't reach levels of excellence either. more

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Stampanteman

30 aug 11

Escape the Fate | DeRank™: 1,24

escape from this band more

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Valium

30 aug 11

Shakira | DeRank™: 0,00

Great voice and great ass. more

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Danny The Kid

30 aug 11

Justin Bieber | DeRank™: 0,46

I wonder: why did they go fishing for this one!? He's as ugly as death, his face conveys the same intelligence as a not-so-smart pigeon, he has an unwatchable hairstyle and probably doesn’t even know how to go to the bathroom without his mom or manager. So, what the hell are they smoking at Disney, and especially, what the hell are the lobotomized idiots buying his records smoking? more

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Stampanteman

30 aug 11

Justin Bieber | DeRank™: 1,65

Too bad for my tastes... more

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Stampanteman

30 aug 11

Shakira | DeRank™: 0,00

My 5 is for her ass... more

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ghigno92

30 aug 11

DJ Francesco | DeRank™: 0,00

No no no! - part 3 more

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chinaski033

30 aug 11

Chinaski | DeRank™: 3,00

He is here to try to make new enemies, he's on the right track but unfortunately he still has some De-Amore! more

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magnum p.i.

30 aug 11

Bender | DeRank™: 0,44

Dangerous mythomaniac convinced he is the reincarnation of Robert Johnson... and Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Jimi Hendrix, Howlin' Wolf... he has also claimed in the past to be Eric Clapton's uncle, John Mayall's nephew, Albert King's nanny, Buddy Guy's favorite illegal parking attendant, Jeff Beck's butcher, Alice Cooper's mascara, Ozzy's bat, and Yul Brynner's hairdresser. And on a full moon night many years ago, he invented the Rolling Stones. more