Agnelli
Excellent roasted on the spit or as chops. (s.v.) more
Gasp
I hope he stays on the Inter bench forever, so we Milan fans can have a lot of healthy laughs! Laughing is good for you, and everyone knows that! more
Gasp
Departures like this are rarely seen even at sack races during local festivals when the average blood alcohol content of the participants hovers around 3.00. Losing 1-0 to a Turkish tax code, despite making 16 shots on goal, truly shows an innate talent... more
Gasp
The heir of Oronzo Canà. more
Pato
Take it to Lourdes. more
Pato
I'm not a Milan fan and I couldn't care less about those who do, but that rushed, fucked-up penetration the other night at Camp Nou is more than enough for a nice tweet. more
Gasp
Moratti already has someone in mind to replace Gasperoni; he will rely on Ivan Zazzzaaaroni, who will be replaced by Kaspar Chiapparoooni before Christmas. more
Agnelli
Agnelli? By now in EXOR there are only Elkann left, what do the Agnelli have to do with it? more
Agnelli
4 to Manuel, 1 to the Bilderberghian family. The average? The one you see, rounded... more
Jon Lajoie
E = MC VAGINA more
Pato
Rabbit. more
Gasp
Juventino. more
Agnelli
Andrea: probably the biggest idiot in Italy...I wouldn't even trust him with a Subbuteo team. more
Akon
There is better, but there is also definitely worse! more
Rino Gaetano
Shares the same fate as Battisti: a great artist, often superficially regarded by many. more
Rihanna
Enough! A new (constantly shittier) video practically every three days! Not only has it been a pain in the ass, but now it's getting rammed in with a steamroller! more
Gasp
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!! more
Gasp
"Gasperini has switched from '3-4-3' to '4-3'." more
Pato
As an excellent player, there's little to say, but now that Barbara is sleeping with him (like father, like daughter, she will surely be a nymphomaniac), he won't even have the strength to walk. more
Gasp
If it took so little to make the hunchbacks and Milan fans ejaculate, it would have been enough to say so. Gasperini should have been taken earlier. Too bad it wasn't like that. For me, it takes 15-TROPHIES-15 won in 7 seasons to get off. more