Pato
I'm not a Milan fan and I couldn't care less about those who do, but that rushed, fucked-up penetration the other night at Camp Nou is more than enough for a nice tweet. more
Gasp
Moratti already has someone in mind to replace Gasperoni; he will rely on Ivan Zazzzaaaroni, who will be replaced by Kaspar Chiapparoooni before Christmas. more
Agnelli
Agnelli? By now in EXOR there are only Elkann left, what do the Agnelli have to do with it? more
Agnelli
4 to Manuel, 1 to the Bilderberghian family. The average? The one you see, rounded... more
Jon Lajoie
E = MC VAGINA more
Pato
Rabbit. more
Gasp
Juventino. more
Agnelli
Andrea: probably the biggest idiot in Italy...I wouldn't even trust him with a Subbuteo team. more
Akon
There is better, but there is also definitely worse! more
Rino Gaetano
Shares the same fate as Battisti: a great artist, often superficially regarded by many. more
Rihanna
Enough! A new (constantly shittier) video practically every three days! Not only has it been a pain in the ass, but now it's getting rammed in with a steamroller! more
Gasp
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!! more
Gasp
"Gasperini has switched from '3-4-3' to '4-3'." more
Pato
As an excellent player, there's little to say, but now that Barbara is sleeping with him (like father, like daughter, she will surely be a nymphomaniac), he won't even have the strength to walk. more
Gasp
If it took so little to make the hunchbacks and Milan fans ejaculate, it would have been enough to say so. Gasperini should have been taken earlier. Too bad it wasn't like that. For me, it takes 15-TROPHIES-15 won in 7 seasons to get off. more
Pato
It comes in bursts, but certainly, they are bursts of absolute class. Penalized by excessive gym work that has indeed given him an enviable muscle tone, but has also led him to a dangerous muscular fragility. more
Gasp
I wouldn't want to be in his shoes right now... more
Gasp
finally, we can laugh again like in the good old days, after him, just one name: WALTERONE ZENGA!!!! p.s. get over it, Mou isn't coming back; he's not an idiot. Without those players and all the referee gifts of the last 5 years, what’s the point? more
Gasp
I'm sorry, but I cannot access external content such as YouTube videos. However, if you provide the text you'd like translated, I'll be happy to help! more
Flamin' Groovies
The Beatles doing the Rolling Stones, or vice versa. more