The Beatles
Mr. Money87
Mr. Money87

The Beatles | DeRank™: 12,41

Considered by many to be one step ahead of everyone when in reality they have always been at least three steps behind. more
Graham Parker
telespallabob
telespallabob

Graham Parker | DeRank™: 3,00

He worked as a gas station attendant, then decided to promote an explosive blend for scooters that wanted to travel from the pubs of London to the Mississippi. Over time, he ran out of gas, but the marks of his wanderings remain. more
Rev Theory
Karter4
Karter4

Rev Theory | DeRank™: 0,00

After two listens, I'm already fed up. You two, actually, you up there, would do better to change your favorite band. more
Terry
Oo° Terry °oO
Oo° Terry °oO

Terry | DeRank™: 3,00

A bitch. more
Steely Dan
pana
pana

Steely Dan | DeRank™: 3,00

"and he doesn't like Steely Dan" Quotation. (By the way, they are the stars of my best deals in history; I managed to take home 3 absurd masterpieces for 19 euros).
I’d like to point out: all 5.
Update: 4 absurd masterpieces for 24 euros. more
CapaRezza
Il castigatore
Il castigatore

CapaRezza | DeRank™: 2,63

The perfect music for taking a dump!! If there's one thing in this world that gets on my nerves, it's rappusi, no matter what color they are!!! I find them dirty and gaudy!! It’s a shame because if only the genre changed, I might risk becoming a fan. After all, it doesn’t exactly say nonsense!!! more
Tiziano Ferro
Il castigatore
Il castigatore

Tiziano Ferro | DeRank™: 0,00

Someone wrote that "however" has a nice voice. As if a professional vocalist, instead of singing in a somewhat in-tune way, should get on stage and crochet. In fact, thinking back to Biagio Antonacci, Vasco Rossi, Ramazzotti, etc., it’s not so obvious that a singer does what they are richly paid for!!! As for the music??? That’s always a mess in Itaglia!!! more
John Carpenter
Mr.Black
Mr.Black

John Carpenter | DeRank™: 1,24

Among my 10 favorite directors, District 13, Halloween, The Fog, 1997 Escape from New York, The Thing, Christine, Big Trouble in Little China, Prince of Darkness, They Live—this combo of 9 masterpieces alone justifies my affection for this director whom I adore... And let's not forget In the Mouth of Madness! (I'll forgive you for the last two films, and honestly, they aren't that bad either) One phrase to define him? "Fuck Hollywood!" more
Jean Pierre Melville
teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Jean Pierre Melville | DeRank™: 4,11

He made rigor and extreme, maniacal technical and narrative precision his stylistic hallmark, which has been imitated countless times since then. Rarely conceding anything in terms of emotionality. Cold, disillusioned, fatalistic, pessimistic. The quintessence of Noir. Without him, some of the best filmmakers in the world might not even have existed, see Woo, Jarmusch, Mann, Kitano... even Tarantino has always worshiped him. Le Deuxieme Souffle, the masterpiece. more
Kim Ki-Duk
teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Kim Ki-Duk | DeRank™: 0,00

a fake poet mostly quite unbearable and absolutely overrated, Primavera Estate... the only film that really deserves it. more
John Carpenter
teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

John Carpenter | DeRank™: 1,24

District 13 - The Fog - Escape from NW - The Seed of Madness plus other small great gems like Christine, Big Trouble in Little China, They Live, and Vampires make me forget my non-love for Halloween and The Thing and a few missteps, like the last 2 films. He is a man who loves cinema, which is why he deserves a 5 a priori. more
John Carpenter
Karter4
Karter4

John Carpenter | DeRank™: 0,00

"The Seed of Madness," "Halloween The Night of Witches," and "The Thing" are more than enough for a full 5, and to hell with anyone who says otherwise. more
Kim Ki-Duk
Lao Tze
Lao Tze

Kim Ki-Duk | DeRank™: 2,80

The triumph of emptiness and insipidity, misunderstood by many as the quintessence of cinematic art. more
Egon Schiele
Lao Tze
Lao Tze

Egon Schiele | DeRank™: -0,02

Unrestrained disjointed convulsive torment. more
Ernst Ludwig Kirchner
Lao Tze
Lao Tze

Ernst Ludwig Kirchner | DeRank™: 0,00

The schizophrenia that bites the canvas and makes it scream. more
Lars von Trier
Lao Tze
Lao Tze

Lars von Trier | DeRank™: 1,83

Evil. A vile being not even to be touched with a three-meter pole. more
R.E.M.
che!?
che!?

R.E.M. | DeRank™: 1,08

Sure, it’s better if they hadn’t melted away and kept making records even worse than the last one (the title alone is an invitation to laxative practices…), you know: the smartest thing they’ve done in the last 25 years of their miserable "career". more
R.E.M.
Bloody Francy
Bloody Francy

R.E.M. | DeRank™: -0,12

They weren't meant to dissolve ç_______ç They weren't meant to ç_________ç Anyway, incredibly, their songs get into your heart and never leave again. more
Tom Waits
Bloody Francy
Bloody Francy

Tom Waits | DeRank™: 0,00

The voice of the human soul <3 more
Kasabian
Karter4
Karter4

Kasabian | DeRank™: 0,00

One of the best English rock bands of the last 10 years, I thought at first. After 5 days.... more