Pronking
ilTrattoreRagno
ilTrattoreRagno

Pronking | DeRank™: 9,34

if God is timeless, the pronk is the event he failed to witness and that has sneaked up behind him, penetrating him. The orgasm, we are sure, that resulted from it was the Big Bang of the Pronk. Melodious like that of a goat and as smart as Flavia Vento. PRONK IS THE WORD! more
Pronking
TheJargonKing
TheJargonKing

Pronking | DeRank™: 15,02

Consistent as a fart, evanescent as a cube of porphyry. A Sanpietrino thrown at a Ford Ka, a butterfly sucked into the turbofan of a 747, a stable horse defecating while walking on the glaciers of the Yenisei. The end and the beginning of what will start yesterday. more
Pronking
hjhhjij
hjhhjij

Pronking | DeRank™: 10,65

EVERYTHING. NOTHING. A reason for life and death. The past returning in the form of raw avant-garde. The future becoming the past and the past traversing the future to become present. Diabolical minds coming together in something unattainable. more
Atomic Fireball
Falloppio
Falloppio

Atomic Fireball | DeRank™: 0,00

(From the Editorial Team: Atomic Fireballs, with the final "s", thank you)
Swing and Jump Blues band from Detroit.
Soon I will review "Torch This Place," an album that makes an impression... more
Pronking
gnagnera
gnagnera

Pronking | DeRank™: 19,41

the future, the past, and the present, not necessarily in this order, of music! join the pronk revolution more
Users
ZannaB
ZannaB

Users | DeRank™: 3,00

A jolly bunch of assholes. The biggest you can find, by the way! more
Pink Floyd
gnagnera
gnagnera

Pink Floyd | DeRank™: -0,44

noooooooooooia more
The Progressives
Incazzato nero
Incazzato nero

The Progressives | DeRank™: -4,34

the minor genre par excellence of rock. It lasted only a few short years and left an insignificant legacy in the history of rock. From ’77 onwards, everything has been influenced by punk. more
Ramones
Incazzato nero
Incazzato nero

Ramones | DeRank™: 1,28

the group that swept away the baroque crap of Genesis and Yes, influencing all rock music from '77 onwards. legendary and monumental. any idiot can complicate; simplicity is only for the greatest. more
Slint
Incazzato nero
Incazzato nero

Slint | DeRank™: 0,15

no imitations of classical music, no cloying melodies, no lyrics from a wealthy intellectual, no useless instrumental wankery... this is the true rock that progresses more
David Pajo
Incazzato nero
Incazzato nero

David Pajo | DeRank™: 0,00

slint and tortoise. more
Zucchero
Incazzato nero
Incazzato nero

Zucchero | DeRank™: 0,00

the italian peter gabriel more
PanAm
March Horses
March Horses

PanAm | DeRank™: 0,69

Pana is a good guy, he's from Emilia but despite that, he remains a good guy ;) more
March of Heroes
extro91
extro91

March of Heroes | DeRank™: 2,06

Known for bickering, and it was love at first fight. more
Gerry Scotti
Karter4
Karter4

Gerry Scotti | DeRank™: 0,00

DOCTOR SCOTTI!! more
Kartel
pana
pana

Kartel | DeRank™: 0,00

"the vaffa of Benigni" more
PanAm
hjhhjij
hjhhjij

PanAm | DeRank™: 3,81

A very likeable almost sixteen-year-old listens to great music, but he's mostly famous for having given a ONLY 8 to Rock Bottom by Robert Wyatt and even less to Pink Moon by Nick Drake. Ah, he thinks Steely Dan are crap. more
PanAm
pana
pana

PanAm | DeRank™: 4,73

Hey, I’m here too!! Young, lover of beautiful music and loved by women. One of them is fake. more
Users
Karter4
Karter4

Users | DeRank™: 3,00

Compared to the editors and the fakes, we are the last disgusting crawling worms (cit.). more