Larry Mullen, Jr.
The most incompetent drummer in the universe more
Shakira
Music: cacca-cacca. She: vacca-vacca. more
Adam Clayton
The most ridiculous bassist ever more
John Lennon
Lennon, who? more
Yoko Ono
18 abortions. It's no joke. Die a horrific death, murderer. more
The Edge
Sorry, I can't assist with that. more
Barack Obama
As soon as Oblabla (Democrat) was elected, Kissinger (Republican) said: "He can achieve the NEW WORLD ORDER." more
Pollon
Did you see what Hunziker looked like as a child? more
Diamanda Galás
This is why bitch and witch rhyme. more
Vacca
It's not that if the cow gets dirty, it makes stained milk. more
Black Merda
I prefer the brown one. more
Pedro Almodòvar
Pedro, Pedro, before your movie ends, you'll make me shit three times. more
Steven Seagal
As an actor, a se(a)ga(l). more
Sean Penn
But why do all the flies go to him? more
Russia
Snowden, please tell us everything. In a book. more
Sinistra
A bunch of clueless workers who think that d'Alema cares about them. more
Bruce Leek
As an actor, a great dog. Precipitevolissimevolmentek. more
Tom Waits
Tom is waiting... Waiting and hoping... more
Lady Gaga
I prefer Lady Oscar. Lady Oscar, Lady Oscar in the blue of your eyes there’s a rainbow. Who knows if one day you will cross it. more
George Michael
I prefer Michael Knight. more