DeThink To Survive 1.0
The Old Testament
I'm really fucking sick of being dragged into this shit by these assholes who don't even have half my talent.
Name: francis | Date: 14/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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This is the dumbest and most stupid review I've ever read in my life... in my opinion, you're not all there. Laura Pausini is talented, she makes nice music etc. but I don't want to waste time over this, it's useless to try to make people like you understand these concepts. You wrote everything and more about her... bad things obviously, but do you know what the difference is between her and you? She's famous, super rich, has sold 26,000,000 copies worldwide, received a prestigious Grammy Award, while you're a poor fool wasting time writing this bullshit. Who's the loser, you or her? Anyway, I 10000 times prefer people like Laura being exported than drugged out lunatics like you
Name: yckim25 | Date: 18/7/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album: 5
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Anyone who enters this page can go fuck themselves...
Name: Jil | Date: 3/8/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album:
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DeMeeting Monday July 17, 2006
* [10:56] pocketrevolution: at the deus concert you were to my right, you in a red shirt, at the end we stared at each other for three seconds. why didn't you come ask me something??? my friends kept saying you were watching me the whole time... damn, who knows where you're from and who you are! well, I'm trying this way...
* [11:07] Claaudio: The only one in a red shirt was G__á: don't abuse him, please!
* [11:11] pocketrevolution: but he wasn't in the front rows, we were a bit further back... is it still him?
* [11:12] Claaudio: Red shirt DeBaser?
* [11:13] pocketrevolution: I don't know, it was red. I discovered this forum this morning... looking for him! imagine! he flashed me, what can I do... he was with a friend
* [11:15] Claaudio: Red shirt with a white tank top over it? But if it didn't say DeBaser, how did you get here?
* [11:27] pocketrevolution: no, no white tank top. just red. I searched online for some place to comment about last night... maybe he'll see this. what do you think?
* [11:43] Claaudio: Who knows... Maybe contact G__á anyway: he does have the red shirt and is definitely hotter than the guy you describe ;-)
* [11:45] Claaudio: Claaudio: fight against abuse, of course, but true love is always supported with pleasure
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"Many of you – if you'll let me make a prediction… will you? Thank you. – so, if, tatatatatà, then many of you will turn everything off at the beginning of "Tip Toe" etcetera thru the tulips, track 2 basically. Quite famous in certain circles [big fancy word])"-------> We are here, gathered in counsel to decipher the meaning of this psychedelic snippet. Turn on the air conditioning, we're not leaving this room until the meaning comes out. Otherwise, seek out Panurge's psychologist. Do this in memory of me. (the syntax, in council along with the logical analysis, period analysis and the rhetorical figures).
Name: saputello | Date: 17/7/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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I'm a much bigger asshole in person than when I'm behind the keyboard...
Name: mista | Date: 7/7/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Definitely a good review. But now I'll give you a piece of paper, you write down that you took the responsibility of giving a 5 to a Ligabue album and sign it. After that I'll sue you.
Name: Saputello | Date: 15/7/2006 | Grade: 4 | Grade for the Album:
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WITHOUT IDIOTS LIKE SEXYAJAX, DEBASER USED TO BE BETTER...
Name: sexyajax | Date: 10/7/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album:
THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU GAVE ME A ONE WITHOUT READING THE REVIEW!
Name: sexyajax | Date: 10/7/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
THIS IS FOR WHAT YOU SAID TO ME AFTER YOU FOUND OUT WHAT I WENT THROUGH!
Name: sexyajax | Date: 10/7/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album:
THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU WERE A PAIN IN THE ASS!
Name: sexyajax | Date: 10/7/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album:
THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU KISSED THE EDITORS' ASSES!
Name: sexyajax | Date: 10/7/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album:
THIS IS TO SHOW YOU WHO THE FUCK YOU MESSED WITH...I'M MENTALLY UNSTABLE!! REMEMBER THAT!!!
Name: sexyajax | Date: 10/7/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album:
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Dear KlaDreamer, don't listen to these bumpkins! I'm sure you listen to other musical genres, but if by those you mean, I dunno, Ligabue, Vasco Rossi, Paris Hilton, and the rest of the MTV crowd, welcome to the slaughterhouse called debaser. Come on, though, answer back and don't act all offended! Here on debaser, telling people to go fuck themselves is appreciated, just like in those countries where a good belch after a big meal is seen as a compliment.
Name: El minchia | Date: 17/7/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Long live Jefferson Airplane, they've never done drugs, never ever ever.
Name: Teskyo_Gay | Date: 15/7/2004 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Dear Stefano Potenza. I'm not known for being soft or complimentary. But your review is beautiful, erudite like few others (and in my opinion always accurately) but above all, it honors one of the greatest albums of all time. It's almost a shame that a boor like puntiniCAZ has the same right to speak as you... but what can you do, that's the way the site is.
Name: brrrk | Date: 19/7/2004 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
Ah brrk (cool nick though, really), but give me a super-suck-interplane blowjob, because at your age you listened to Franco Califfano, then at 30 you realized the Television were the future, and now you act all cool.
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 19/7/2004 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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FICO E SEGA WISH YOU A MONTH OF WEREWOLF SEX AND 1000 REVIEWS LIKE THIS!
Name: Fico & Sega | Date: 30/6/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
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Lukin, do you still comb your hair like "Little Rascal"?
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 23/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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wonderful review. nothing more needs to be added.
Name: trellheim | Date: 7/7/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
I won't add anything else, trell might get seriously pissed.
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 7/7/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
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useless beings like Krystallina who write this kind of thing on serious people's reviews would do well to take a long walk off a short pier
Name: Dante | Date: 5/7/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
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almost more fun than seeing Barthez get hit with a soccer ball on the nose
Name: josi_ | Date: 14/6/2004 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
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they say the Moon looks bigger when you see it up close
Name: Dante | Date: 5/7/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
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So from today I should get used to writing with Ks otherwise my kimosity index will drop, right? I'll get right to work to reach everyone's goals... is there any trik to level up right away? Maybe, imitate kobe
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 23/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
No trik, but Zion has been trying to sell some great Santa Cruz Tracks for two months now. Mejodenniente.
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 23/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
No, actually I've been trying to sell two bags of unexploded Tric-Trac since January, after December 31, all with short fuses and in excellent condition. Anyone interested?
Name: ZiOn | Date: 23/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Ask Lukin, they're his passion along with stinky vials. Then it's Carnival so I don't think he'll be able to resist. Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 23/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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just one thing: have you ever actually listened to this album? If you answer "YES" (but be honest!) I'll be the happiest man alive, I'll accept all your criticisms of brigantony. The problem is that on de-baser everyone posts bad comments about all the unknown albums by an artist whose genre seems to be "shit" (Gianni Celeste, Gigi Finizio, Gigi D'alessio and other crap!)...
Name: babymurdoc | Date: 12/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Watch what you say, baby bedduzzu. Don't mess with Gianni Celeste, or I'll scribble all over your liver. Clear? Show respect. If you don't get it don't dare judge. I respect Brigantony and you respect Gianni Celeste. Or it's war.
Name: Cusazza lorda | Date: 12/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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eagles play folk and that's undisputed. It's afro-Bengali folk. Scandinavian-Magyar review.
Name: Saputello | Date: 13/6/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 4
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Listening to nickelback and getting hit in the balls by a speeding train are the same thing. I'll prove it.
Name: Saputello | Date: 13/6/2006 | Grade: 4 | Grade for the Album: 1
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Apparently I can't do more than 5 voom voom, I'll go back to the old methods. Augh!
Name: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | Date: 8/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
It's not exactly easy, you have to be an expert at Tetris and open-grid crosswords. I spent half an hour on it yesterday. Anyway, the freedownload track is Sao Verought in a faded version, so I guess the old methods remain the best!
Name: Qzerty | Date: 8/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
crosswords yes, but not tetris... but I thought it was worth it
Name: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | Date: 8/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
sorry, I drank
Name: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | Date: 8/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
a mojito!
Name: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | Date: 8/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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obviously if an editors review didn't make it to the favorites...
Name: santi_bailor | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 1
we're all becoming editors now, hundreds... springing up like mushrooms...
Name: MaledettaPrimavera | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
...mushrooms? who mentioned mushrooms?
Name: strangler | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
but are these editors hallucinogenic too? Yes? The first one I meet I'm going to lick all over then
Name: Malloy | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
(Santo, you're a counterespionage genius: keep me posted, with all these editors you can't trust anyone anymore)
Name: Malloy | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
last night someone rang my doorbell: PANIC, I feared it was an editor. Instead it was just the neighbor who ran out of table salt... close call!
Name: Malloy | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Hello, I'm an editorS. Plural because I'm worth double, at least. How did that clever character figure out Antmo belonged to our kaste? We underestimated his skills. Yet it was so clear reading the splendid reviews signed Santi_Bailor. He even tricked us with the promise of a mass exodus to a luxurious alternative blog. It was a cunning diversion. Clever Santi! Never let your guard down, with such skilled and experienced agents in action!
Name: kataklisma | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
(and what if Santi is also an editorS messing with us all: I don't trust anyone anymore! Wanna bet I'll find out my mom's an editor? Damn, I'm actually "the son of an editor" without knowing it. The world is really cruel sometimes)
Name: Malloy | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
editors are and always will be in the shadows. they will watch over you poor reviewers/commenters and judge you secretly during the hidden and macabre "Council Of The DeShadows" as to which reviewers to reward. do not try to discover who they are, do not try to approach them, do not look for them, don't even try to become one of them and remember: they could be anywhere, could be anyone... even your best friend or your girlfriend and be careful... if one day your mother makes even a remotely technical comment about an album you're listening to, RUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN....
Name: ocram | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
I believe, given the abundant de-numbers reached, that the time has come to form the party of Editors: the new formation will be called "Forza Editors" or "Editorial Refoundation" (depending on whether there are more right-wingers or leftists), I think it could split (even into three.. not just two) the tricolor boot. Refounded greetings galore. Your de-candidate of (dis)confidence. p.s. De-reviewing action enjoyable und dragging (in fact).
Name: sfascia carrozze | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
excuse me dear as ironic as bourgeois friends, but isn't there the slightest conflict of interest if an EDITOR writes a de-review and then self-publishes it among the reviews chosen by the EDITOR (i.e. himself)???
Name: santi_bailor | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
it's all very nice. Too bad Antmo is not an editor, but if you insist Santi we'll nominate him editor on the spot!
Name: editors | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
not to mention the conphlict of conscienz PS: sfascia, how much do you want if I give you my "vote"
Name: Malloy | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Messer de-Bailor is right: in Italy by comparison the well-known Berluska Vs Mediaset question is a real genuine-de-mustache affair. Kidding greetings galore. p.s. come on..
Name: sfascia carrozze | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
So there's also a class konphlit! He said bourgeois: the clever tracker is a true revolutionary and anticapitalist rebel. A Bolshevik, then. So many qualities, Santi, so much revolutionary energy.
Name: kataklisma | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Uhm.. cordial Messer and tempter De-Malloy.. let's say I'm in a period of great economic magritude, but those 0.01/0.02 de-cents a vote I'd be willing to squander them (anzichenon). Kidding greetings galore. Y.s.c.d(s)f.
Name: sfascia carrozze | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
Extraordinary Edition of the DeTg: they say phone tapping has been carried out on the cell phones of Antmo and SfaciaCarrozze and they're under investigation for De-Illegal reviewing and market manipulation... but they also say these interceptions are just the tip of the iceberg and apparently there's a real pyramid of power on DeBaser involving many reviewers and editors... they divided up the chosen reviews and blackmailed and threatened reviewers who didn't want to comply with their dictates... it appears that currently the prosecutor's office in Naples is questioning MaledettaPrimavera as a person informed of the facts
Name: ocram | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
De-damn, we've been found out... anzichenò!!!! Don't forget de-oranges in de-prison... Mercy for a poor as well as mephitic scrap metal grinder.
Name: sfascia carrozze | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
I invoke the right to tell you to fuck off!
Name: MaledettaPrimavera | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Such fakulty, MaledettaPrimavera, is not contemplated. You are gravely insulting the court, do you realize? (But is "k" still in this year?)
Name: kataklisma | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Special DeEdition of the DeTg: today we'll talk about the interception scandal at DeBaser... it seems that some reviewers whose names we don't yet know, after the review of The Heads (GBR) locked santi_bailor in the bathroom because he didn't respect the secrecy vote on the identity of the mystical editors... meanwhile a notice of investigation has been delivered to MaledettaPrimavera with the obligation to appear before the judges of the court of caZZation... we will keep you posted on further developments... from me that's all, back to you
Name: ocram | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Latest news: an official note reiterates, once again, the denial of Santi_Bailor's claims. Antmo is NOT an editor. Still less an edItorS. But Bailor's persistence seems likely to work. In fact, investiture ceremonies are planned for him as “Editor a dis honorem” for the treacherous reviewer of The Heads. Also, there are denials of rumors about alleged beatings inflicted on Bailor. There is news instead of his recent appearance on the famous revolutionary counter-information TV show “Amici”. The material recorded on the special episode conducted by DeFilippi leaked online and seems destined to produce devastating effects. Stay tuned. Hold on, there's more to come.
Name: kataklisma | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
special edition of DeTg: it seems that rumors denying Antmo's membership in the editors' Masonic lodge have been confirmed... moreover it was discovered Antmo is not an editor but is in fact a Visitor from a strange planet come to feed on DeBaser's editors... It's also been confirmed that a certain KataKlisma, director of a rival newspaper, belongs to a dangerous sect... and now, commercials
Name: ocram | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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A small criticism of the staff. You formatted my review all to hell! Usually I don't complain, but could you please keep the paragraph divisions I put for conceptual reasons and to make it more readable? Thanks.
Name: The Guitarist | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Whew, I had forgotten about this! The review deserved a 5 but it's not very readable and the paragraphs are all wonky compared to the ideas expressed.
Name: Cicischio | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: 3 | Grade for the Album: 4
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I'll pay for everything, who cares, someone won't drink, there are ladies and well-mannered people. Do the math, there are 5 of us, everyone drinks, at three euros a Becks how much is that? Then add 89 km of road, tire wear, two original CDs, various texts and calls, and see how much DeBaser costs me and all the shit for breakfast. Long live the blow-up doll.
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 5/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
x Jim: do you realize you just wrote a verse and a bridge in the style of Ligabue? P.S.: The bridge is: Long live the blow-up doll
Name: Qzerty | Date: 5/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
And I stopped Josi_'s nimble hand from reaching for his wallet, I let him pay... What was the bartender's name who screwed me out of all that money? Don't tell me Mario por favor
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 5/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Which, if you think about it, is one of the most powerful bridges since Battisti-Mogol...
Name: Qzerty | Date: 5/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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FOR THE EDITORS.......maybe it's time to create another section (maybe even more to the right, even off the screen) for reviews like this!
Name: lemuro | Date: 25/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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This review up there is one to hang on the wall... and I don't say that just to say it... it not only gives a (personal) judgment but fills it with trippy Kafkaesque lines... even if it's a bit long, you read it in one breath... nice, punny.. respect....
Name: turibaretta | Date: 19/5/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
a fake of a fake who comments on a fake. A matryoshka of fakes on one page. Actually, on a tricked-out page.
Name: toory bombetta | Date: 20/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Sexyajax is living proof that cannabis damages the brain.
Name: Superior Council of Health | Date: 30/5/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album:
you're living proof that unemployment is destroying young people these days......instead of trying to look for a review similar to mine you'd better get out of the house and go smoke a joint with maledetta primavera.....instead of busting my balls.....me, who loves dibeiser so much........ come on
Name: sexyajax | Date: 30/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
great sexy ajax great joke, you made me laugh!
Name: NickGhostDrake | Date: 30/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
first pleasure then duty, there!
Name: NickGhostDrake | Date: 30/5/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album:
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""Then I'd really like to know which bands and styles (?!) were influenced by the Doors. Come on, Jimmy, get to it!": Morphine, Gun Club, Cramps, (punk), Swans (dark), Mark Lanegan, Nick Cave, Crime and the City Solution, Nico, Television (why not?), Jesus Lizard (Jesus Lizard, listen to seasick and horse latitude in succession), Church (Magician among the spirits). First ones that come to my ignorant mind." Ok, this is proof that punk has nothing to do with the doors.
Name: saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
because gun club and cramps do what? Waltzes & mazurkas?
Name: ignorantello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
If those two bands are all you can name then it's obvious that punk has nothing to do with the doors. Anyway, did you know that mibtel is influenced by Led Zeppelin by 0.000000000000000001 percent? Read it in Il Sole 24 Ore yesterday. Oh, your shit wouldn't be so brown if it weren't for Jefferson Airplane? Just so you know...
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
I just want to say one thing: Why don't you think about the World Cup?
Name: Caianello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
"I just want to say one thing: Why don't you think about the World Cup?" Because they're not influenced by the Doors, obviously.
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Come on Zep, well?
Name: Caianello-Benevento | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Not even, I think the World Cup is influenced by Black Label Society by 0.0000000000000000000000000000 00001 per thousand. I've studied and done several measurements to reach this result.
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Black label society obviously
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
You got it wrong, it's influenced by MibTel, do the test and you’ll see I’m right.
Name: Benevento - Caianello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
No, they're not the only ones. I can also cite Laughin Yenas and Birthday party and Eleventh dream day, from a poor ignorant person.
Name: ignorantello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
"""Then I'd really like to know which bands and styles (?!) were influenced by the Doors. Come on, Jimmy, get to it!": Morphine, Gun Club, Cramps, (punk), Swans (dark), Mark Lanegan, Nick Cave, Crime and the City Solution, Nico, Television (why not?), Jesus Lizard (Jesus Lizard, listen to seasick and horse latitude in succession), Church (Magician among the spirits). First ones that come to my ignorant mind." Ok, this is proof that punk has nothing to do with the doors. " So now you're admitting they influenced something/someone/distant/maybe even close, "but not punk"... didn't you used to say they didn't influence a damn thing? Why are you changing your tune? Are you an idiot or do you influence 89% of the idiocy on DeBaser? Check Il Sole 24 Ore
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Well, I'll cite a group of neighbors who play in a garage and are obviously influenced by the doors. They even played at the schools’ concert in my city this year I think. Sensation.
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Saputello, did you eat Nutella or jam tartlets at elementary school? Or didn't you eat tartlets at all?
Name: Maestrina from Caianello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Ok, the singer of the Cult is inspired by Jim Morrison = The doors influenced the 80s.
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
"Well, I'll cite a group of neighbors who play in a garage and are obviously influenced by the doors." For someone called know-it-all, you really know nothing. Go and look up the bands I mentioned, go ahead. Google them.
Name: ignorantello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
I know the Birthday party and Eleventh Dream Day. They're totally second-rate bands. You're the one who should go Google (since you already did to contradict me). I don't waste time on things I don't enjoy.
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
the swans, the gun club, the cramps, nick cave and the birthday party and the church are influenced by the doors = the doors exerted a big influence on a lot of 80s music, considering that these are very influential bands themselves.
Name: ignorantello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
The birthday party are a second-rate band: oh right, there was only a singer named NICK CAVE. There was only a guitarist called Blixa Bargeld, who founded Einstürzende Neubauten. Who cares about them.
Name: ignorantello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Ok, this is a contest to see who can say the biggest whoppers. My turn. Banco del Mutuo Soccorso influenced prog metal.
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Even Larry LaLonde, before he joined Primus, was in Possessed. Doesn't mean Possessed influenced the world economy. But keep going, you're entertaining.
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Listen, do you have any clue who NICK CAVE and BLIXA BARGELD are and what importance they have as musicians in the history of rock? They're not my little cousins, far from Banco del Mutuo Soccorso. You might be a know-it-all, but probably in another area, maybe you're good with sailor’s knots, in music you seem more ignorant than me, and I define myself as ignorant...
Name: ignorantello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
The birthday party influenced, for example, the swans and a lot of hardcore, silly. And even little bands like the Neurosis owe something to the birthday party, silly.
Name: ignorantello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
"And even little bands like Neurosis owe something to the birthday party, silly." No. No. No.
Name: Saputello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Yes, yes, yes. You say "no no no" and I say "yes yes yes" and you say "no no no" and I say: your son does drugs.
Name: ignorantello | Date: 7/6/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Does this thing really exist or are you joking?
Name: gasperinoercarbonaro | Date: 20/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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...what is the agiugulare?
Name: Eneathedevil | Date: 16/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
The agiugulare should be THE ARTERY that carries blood to the brain
Name: G__á | Date: 16/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
got it
Name: Eneathedevil | Date: 16/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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"I grabbed the ball on the fly," as the kangaroo castrator said
Name: josi_ | Date: 16/5/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
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one of my favorite cds. there's a ton to say... fripp even plays on it! extremely, excessively, way too much crap review. ...have you ever tried reviewing a caption? I think you're the right man for the job!
Name: superintruder | Date: 10/11/2005 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 5
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As often happens, I guessed the new single from an album, in fact "You and I" was released as a single!
Name: francis | Date: 16/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Vens, when you watch Zelig do you laugh or do you get a headache thinking they're making fun of you? Just curious...
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 12/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Iko, go back to your latrine. Go back! I don't have time to waste with you, I thought all the kicks in the ass I gave you before would be enough to make you understand you can't get on my level. You and Tessio make a great pair: an idiot and an illiterate, unfit to comment on reviews. Keep your distance because, I repeat, I'm not so generous or altruistic as to spare you with my words!!
Name: Francis | Date: 2/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Because, see dear Francis, if you have only one testicle you’re unlucky, if you have two you’re normal, if you have three you’re a phenomenon, but if you have four, like you do, it means you're getting fucked! C'mon, kidding, I promise not to call you dickhead anymore, but will you stop being a dickhead in return?
Name: Mr_Iko | Date: 21/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
And stop bragging about that time you made love for an hour and ten minutes straight! We all know it was during daylight saving time!
Name: Mr_Iko | Date: 21/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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The Velvet Underground : The Velvet Underground & Nico
Review by: marco poletti
Obviously this album is the first experiment in commercial techno-pop. Years later, it inspired artists like Alexia with "The summer is magic", Haddaway with "What is love" and especially Vasco Rossi with "Rewind". Not to forget that Ramazzotti also took inspiration from Reed & Cale, since "Una storia importante" contains samples from "Femme Fatal". Also, the cover vaguely resembles Ligabue's brain.
Name: GeorgeWBush | Date: 10/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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I knew I shouldn't have dressed in the dark.
Name: tabba in de-skirt | Date: 11/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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josi_, when are we playing tressette at Lukin's? I'll bring the meat to grill, so we can talk about Nico. Come on, admit it, you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? :P
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 10/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Bring that friend of yours who sings like Nico!
Name: josi_ | Date: 10/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Oh, you know him too? Oh yeah, he's registered on this den of iniquity, it's Kurz. Kurz sings, Zaione dances and Qzerty plays the melodica. Who knows, maybe all six of us (including you, luk and me) can put together a dreamy album. We could call ourselves the Pelvic Downgrade and use a peeling kiwi as a cover. Do you like the idea?
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 10/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Original idea, huh?
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 10/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Ok, all men like the VU!
Name: josi_ | Date: 10/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Ah, wait, there's Kurz.
Name: josi_ | Date: 10/5/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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This dear dick, whether you like it or not, is one of Uncle Frank's greatest masterpieces and there's no arguing about it and I repeat again for YOU it might be inferior to those you list (by the way, you don’t mention "Uncle Meat" which makes me think you either don't know all of Zappa or haven't understood a thing) but for the music itself (that is, compositions, sounds, melodies and harmonizations) it's one of the most influential albums of the 20th century (as ILM pointed out as well). Of course "Absolutly..." (and not just that one) is also a masterpiece, but that doesn't diminish this one also because their intentions are very different
Name: Mr. Green Genes | Date: 28/3/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 5
And especially, if it's as you say "not up for discussion"... what the fuck are you doing here? Go make your blog, and there nothing is up for discussion. Scan the rock encyclopedias and we can all jerk off in front of the screen together. Zappa Yogurt Cream, make love, with Uncle Barore.
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 28/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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This album is an invitation to diarrhea.
Name: GeorgeWBush | Date: 20/4/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 1
In my opinion your nickname is an invitation to diarrhea.
Name: MetallaroBionico | Date: 20/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Band that invented Emotional Hardcore???
Name: Alfredo | Date: 13/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Yeah, it's the genre of porn movies that make you cry.
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 13/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Anyway Phil should have only one L: it's like saying Fillippo instead of Filippo. What ignorance there is around…
Name: Revolver | Date: 28/1/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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The spirit of Milli Vanilli protects me, nothing can harm me.
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 13/10/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Once (drunk and dressed as an elf) I asked a girl I crossed on the very windy bridge of a ship, "are you looking for the sky?", and she, smiling, "no, the stars," and it was true, she had a map in her hand and I hadn't noticed. Needless to say, I fell in love instantly. Also because she was one hell of a fox.
Name: josi_ | Date: 21/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Nice comment, josie. If you just dropped that "also" in the last sentence, it’d be perfect
Name: Eneathedevil | Date: 21/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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I wanted to explain myself better but I forgot.....
Name: killgod | Date: 2/5/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 1
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"I'm reviewing this album to get back at all those who can't stand doubles, triples, brass, who maybe weren’t even born in ’73, and act like they know everything about Progressive, Funk, and homemade Mediterranean cooking." nothing more needs to be said. So basically you made an effort just to be a pain in the ass: congratulations. Guess how long it will take for me to rate you one.
Name: uno | Date: 1/5/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 1
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. [Sunday, March 12, 2006 11:48:42 PM]
adopt one and raise it.
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it's easy to make easy jokes, but I won't. Because I have one. With a better cover, by the way: http://blackhearts-domain.com/ images/pochettes/22.jpg I can't understand why one would sing like that, it’s like the game "garibaldi fu ferito" sung with only one vowel (garabalda fa farata fa farata ad ana gamba". Cannibal corpse do it with the u. Basically "What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother Zero the hero" becomes "ut u gunnu bu ut iu gunnu bu bruthur, zuru du uru". But...why?
Name: ajejebrazorf | Date: 8/4/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 1
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vic, can't you see Michael Jackson has done a lot of good for the poor and the less fortunate!?! You're a real bastard who knows nothing about MJ's life, neither do we, but at least some of us use our heads to reason and not to spout random crap like you...
Name: vivamichaeljackson | Date: 13/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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see, this is a response, you’re an absolute subjectivist. For you Beethoven's music isn't actually better than Dj Francesco's, it depends on taste. I respect your opinion, but I don't agree. Because I think music is in any case a physical phenomenon that works on the body according to certain laws, and that there exist ways to make it more or less interesting, beautiful, complex. I don't believe in "de gustibus", which for me only makes sense between things at the same level. Because even my mother, for whom I’m beautiful, if I asked if I'm better looking than Brad Pitt would answer "well, now you're talking shit".
Name: ajejebrazorf | Date: 8/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Who is this Mozart guy? He never released any singles?
Name: Revolver | Date: 8/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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devon, listen to me, apart from the people who ask you to sleep with them, those who try like fags and those who don’t try because they are fags for real (wow what boobs you’ve got), talk only to me and you’ll see you’ll find the right guy: tall, handsome, intelligent, sporty but a stoner, impulsive, instinctive, nice, crazy and above all outspoken, with me you’ll really fall in love ’cause with these fags who spend 24/7 you’ll never make it… how old are you? you’re from Genoa, right? I’m from Rome bye beautiful answer anyway nice review even if the musical genre isn't for me
Name: blaster | Date: 31/3/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
blaster, you forgot "dyslexic", but it happens.
Name: Masahiro | Date: 31/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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I don't understand: I wrote a review two days ago. I spent the entire time waiting for it to be published. One day I found it in my "De Card", they had published it but I hadn't noticed whether because they published it without putting it in the "Latest DeReviews" on the main page or they put it there but only for two minutes, while other reviews stay up for days, and I don't think it's fair.
Name: Morgan | Date: 7/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
But the strangest thing is that even among the "Latest DeReviews" I don't see it and have never seen it, I get comments galore as if it were there, please someone explain everything to me!
Name: Morgan | Date: 7/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Morgan, your review was published, as you noticed. Only, it didn't pass through the homepage, as you noticed. All this, at the sole discretion of the editors, as you're realizing. Haloa
Name: editors | Date: 7/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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spocchiosnob [Monday, March 20, 2006 00:38:14]
there are fewer girls on the site. There are dumb ones but there are quite a few who would eat me alive. Like the guys. Or are you saying that just because they’re girls they’d be less suited for music?
superintruder [Monday, March 20, 2006 14:54:18]
even lately they’ve been eating up my head a lot... won’t tell you how sad it is when I walk under a neon light... such holes... and hair restorer costs too much..
ciccio graziani [Monday, March 20, 2006 14:59:08]
super, you need to stop hanging out with giraffes.
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Great review! You solved the Hamlet-like doubts of this homebound evening. A good book, the TV off, St. Germain as soundtrack.
Name: Axel Moloko | Date: 10/7/2002 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
Axel Moloko, you’re about to become my best friend!
Name: Rivo | Date: 10/7/2002 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Hey... when you get together for gay nights invite me too! Really nice review!
Name: G | Date: 11/7/2002 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
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I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness: Fear Is On Our Side
Review by: Giordyboy, (3/4/2006)
When you go to your trusted record store and ask for this CD do you say goodbye to your relatives first?
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 6/4/2006 | Grade: 4 | Grade for the Album:
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well, that time they were at the Arezzowave regional finals, they're Apulian, maybe from Brindisi
Name: Kurz | Date: 17/1/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
cheers to whom?
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 17/1/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
...and the frost swept imperiously enough to freeze the framework of the database...
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 17/1/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Very nice review, I apologyze you!!! Congratulations. I would like to listen some stuff from this Italian band called Valkyrian. Where can I go????
Name: Gwendalyn Moss 86 | Date: 16/3/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
What dick you wrote??
Name: Guendalina Caccolina (stragallina) | Date: 16/3/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
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Has there been a wave of plague, since no one's writing anymore?
Name: Shagrath | Date: 22/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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I used to have a sort of prejudice against you: I thought you were (and maybe you are) the know-it-all of the site who would never accept anything someone else says about your beloved artists (see bowie, genesis, vu, reed). But I was wrong, so any opinion you have (if it's not prejudiced) is very welcome, even requested. ciauz. I treated you like a know-it-all!!!
Name: hans | Date: 12/1/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Hans... what can I say... well, just a little nugget of wisdom: the biggest mysteries have simple solutions. For example Galliani (vice-president of Milan and Mediaset) is from the Vega fleet and they're about to invade. Polish your musket.
Name: Mr_Iko | Date: 13/1/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Fever to Hell.. You know what you have to do: cross the highway, back and forth, until a truck squashes you..
Name: JIL | Date: 30/3/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 4
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suck the member (labial, dental).
Name: Il Babau | Date: 19/3/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 1
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there's some interference "pccion d'mamt, pccion d'sort"
Name: Zurk! | Date: 22/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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TEPES YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE CLASSIC PEOPLE WHO ARE NEVER AROUND WHEN IT'S TIME TO TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF.
Name: SERGIO COFFERATI | Date: 19/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Well, you couldn't resist that little dig, huh? But I liked it. Nice use of quotes. But again it seems you don't want to grasp the sense of what Symbad was also saying: it's exactly the emotional side that we want to see, because objectivity is a pure chimera. Anyway, if that's how you prefer... - P.S. You are undoubtedly intelligent, no quotation marks. I just see you as a bit rigid...
Name: odradek | Date: 11/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
..."a bit rigid" among us old folks could be taken as a compliment... ;-) V.
Name: symbad_bassist | Date: 12/4/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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but tarapia tapioco or are we kidding?
Name: conte mascetti | Date: 4/1/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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mediocrities of the world, I forgive you.
Name: salieri | Date: 24/3/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
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You should be banned from the entire world.
Name: Masahiro | Date: 12/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Francesco [Monday, March 13, 2006 10:47:03]
Damn it, I’m not Francesco! Do you want me to be Francesco? Fine, I'm Francesco: hi guys, how's it going, I'm Francesco.
hey [Monday, March 13, 2006 11:28:54]
hi Francesco!
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After "Bambini Fanno ooo" and "I Piccioni fanno truuuu" what can we expect from that escapee from the Piccolo Coro dell’Antoniano, Povia? "Mosquitoes do zzzzzz"? "Jehovah's Witnesses go driiiiin"? "Kamikazes go boooom"? I can’t sleep at night thinking about it.
Name: Mike76 | Date: 13/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Remember to remove the rubber soles from your beach clogs, otherwise, what kind of rednecks are you?
Name: dreamwarrior | Date: 10/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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you’re all just losers!! you’re 2 against 60000 and you still want to be right?? this shows your dementia, inability to understand concepts or situations!! pitiful!
Name: silverblasco | Date: 14/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Ansa: Bayer promises a cure for Vasco Rossi fans by 2007. It's a disease that can be defeated, have faith. They too have the right to live, let's not marginalize them.
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 14/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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so: I'm listening to it for the first time now. Seven psychotic minutes of loop (I don't think they're actually loops but they seem like it) always the same and loud, a minimalist played on electric guitar at triple speed. Let's see how long before someone tells me to turn down this fucking volume.
Name: ajejebrazorf | Date: 15/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
the least recommended album ever for anyone who wants to relax. But if it's not loops, how hard is the drummer working? 12 minutes
Name: ajejebrazorf | Date: 15/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
can't believe they can really play like this. it's sampled, right? Too psychotic. I'm getting psychotic too. 19 minutes. Now they sound like Don Caballero after ten thousand coffees.
Name: ajejebrazorf | Date: 15/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
also very much Glenn Branca. I already know I won't listen to it more than three times, or I'll become a serial killer. 28 minutes.
Name: ajejebrazorf | Date: 15/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
accelerated Glenn Branca. For the record I have fuck-all to do, 'cause I have a fever and headache. And I picked just the right album to get rid of it. 36 minutes. Why didn't they go to Sanremo?
Name: ajejebrazorf | Date: 15/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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The most extreme example of the concept. In a sea of shit, if you stand a little taller and stand on tiptoes, at least you can see the sky
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 14/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Such class! Such poetry! Such wisdom!
Name: Morgan | Date: 14/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
I wrote two books about it. "How to Sink with a Guitar" and "How to Bang Yespica While Still Being a Dickhead." Best Sellers
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 14/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Anastacia is a can of peeled tomatoes. She's not ugly, of course, but in the videos, photoshopped to death, she looks different than how you see her in interviews. Then, as soon as you put her next to another human being, you realize she's square. Still, not ugly, but "hot" is not a word to use lightly, pending medical verification.
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 8/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Cocaine addicts trading women for heroin? And then what, sell the heroin to buy cocaine? Are they idiots?
Name: x | Date: 13/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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well, say it first so at least I can try to run away...
Name: croce rossa | Date: 26/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Dalla is the greatest singer in the world and you shouldn't be allowed to criticize him, you stupid inexperienced kids.
Name: "Trash" | Date: 27/2/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
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babbANO [Wednesday, March 1, 2006 19:26:50]
who will be the biggest idiot on debaser? I’m applying. I’ll win for sure because for many "idiot" means "nuisance."
let's clarify [Thursday, March 2, 2006 10:52:39]
no, you're definitely an idiot, "nuisance" is something else.
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may you get hit on the head by a train
Name: passaggio a livello | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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francesco come here!
Name: broke back cowboys | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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babbANO [Tuesday, February 28, 2006 20:25:37]
let's do a nice thing: let's mind our own fucking business and each go our own way.
good then [Tuesday, February 28, 2006 20:30:37]
go away
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Of course Jim, try Alice Mia's wi-fi modem, it works super well, just like fastweb in Bari.
Name: Qzerty | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Fastweb : Bari = Liga : Music
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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I think someone here is Geenoo’s brother... If you became Pope what name would you have chosen Jos?
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Stefano Camillo I
Name: josi_ | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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cool
Name: pippo | Date: 2/3/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 9999
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Eros do you like Michael Jackson?
Name: Vasco Rossi | Date: 2/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
No Vasco, I don't like him at all!
Name: Eros Ramazzotti | Date: 2/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
He doesn't like you either, 'cause you're too old! Ah ah ah!!!
Name: Vasco Rossi | Date: 2/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Ah Ah Ah !!!
Name: Eros Ramazzotti | Date: 2/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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And why not Remo Girone or Mino Reitano? The point about irregular forms and the extraordinary cases from your nickname, Caz, kind of excites me. What would come out from declining my nickname?
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
...Jim Cortison?
Name: Pietro Minchiadura | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Could be. But Caz is the king of these things. Nun c’è niendafà!
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Mappeffavò, at this time that gay is jerking himself off! I say: Gay Morrison.
Name: Pietro Minchiadura | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Why not Pietro Minchianculo?
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Don’t be stupid, Morbison. My name declines normally according to the Latin verb: Minchiadura,-ae,-ae,-am,-a,-a.
Name: Pietro Minchiadura | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Eh eh come on guys, there’s bread and Nutella for everyone, dick... is currently busy. Busy, so to speak.
Name: geenoo | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Damn Piero Micaèdura. You really know how to speak fancy
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Cèggente "classical" well known.
Name: geenoo | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Also of Rock and Jazz
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
The classics shape the mind. Jim, you did accounting.
Name: Pietro Minchiadura | Date: 1/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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babbANO [Wednesday, February 22, 2006 13:10:05]
stupid comment: worse than being kicked by a millipede
stupid comment [Wednesday, February 22, 2006 13:37:18]
babbano is smart
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Here I am, I'm the reviewer and sorry for the anonymous, but you must have noticed, reading the nick and the content, that I never could have understood how this site works. Oh, another anonymous one about St. Anger coming soon. Kicked off every other site I hope to be welcomed here with just as much enthusiasm.
Name: El minchia | Date: 24/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Congrats, great comment, I hope there are others who know how to appreciate the value of pieces of history like "The Piper...", putting aside opinions that are too personal and have little to do with music, long live music and those who can use words to give it an image matching the fantasies that its very sounds arouse in anyone who listens. Keep On.........dreaming!!
Name: claudio carpentieri | Date: 28/2/2006 | Grade: 4 | Grade for the Album: 4
oh, I want the same stuff claudio carpentieri smokes! Chopped just like he gets it, okay.
Name: Lenny Sands | Date: 28/2/2006 | Grade: 1 | Grade for the Album: 5
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Today's dumb joke: it's impossible Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times in the back: by the third or fourth hit, anyone would have moved
Name: ZzE | Date: 26/2/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
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I love [Wednesday, March 1, 2006 20:51:53]
lesbians, especially when they touch each other
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pick up the phone, distortion is waiting for you...
Name: Qzerty | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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damn sacrilege
Name: killgod | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Well, sacrilege, killgod, you should be happy :)
Name: josi_ | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
succesfully
Name: Qzerty | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
killgod is it true you serve as an altar boy on Sundays?
Name: Qzerty | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
...to pocket the leftover hosts?
Name: Qzerty | Date: 3/3/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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really curious review stop I'll check out this title stop iceberg straight ahead stop rose the boobs!! stop
Name: leonardo di caprio | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: 4 | Grade for the Album: 5
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And then I don't talk about club music with someone who doesn't know Franchino. So we'll talk when you’ve listened at least 15-20 hours of his sets. I recommend from 95 to 99-2000: he could spend 20 minutes talking about soccer to the beat of Unz-Unz, the best vocalist on the planet, no way.
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 20/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
"Sanpeeeeeeiiii, come fish meeeeeeee!" Franchino is GOD. I'll trade two Nick Cave for one Franchino. A beacon in the night. A guide in the dark. The neon in the hallway.
Name: ajejebrazorf | Date: 20/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
was Franchino the one in a Fantozzi movie or am I wrong?
Name: laghèè | Date: 20/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Anyway, jokes aside, if the lyrics of 883 are biting, then go ahead and stick them you know where.
Name: raf | Date: 20/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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poor rivo!! oh well, I don't like the band but I give the review a 5 because you seem nice! and may it be the first of 100 comments!!
Name: | Date: 6/3/2003 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
Anonymous you were prophetic.
Name: Coelum | Date: 16/12/2003 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
This review has been commented on 2 times and has been viewed 903 times.
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DeSMS
turkish: In the middle of the ocean, on a boat anchored at Felideh atoll, what do they make me listen to?
Vasco, diogà.
(Friday, February 17, 2006 3:50 PM)
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essential and telegraphic, but very thorough, which conveys a warm and friendly atmosphere. It must have been a really nice evening. (I think in Canada they have good weed there, anzichenò©S.C.)
Name: kosmogabri | Date: 15/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
B u O n A h E r B a dice ?!?.. then maybe I could move there with the ovine-sheep-destroyer sfascia-gregge antziquesì... ©Kind regards. Your sheep-driver of (s)fiduciam.
Name: sfascia carrozze | Date: 15/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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This is the shittiest and most useless site I've ever seen... congratulations to you, your taste, your nerves... how beautiful! I too managed to be as much of an asshole as you and I dirtied up these damn pages for pumped up, wasted people. LONG LIVE WAR, DEFAMATION, DESTRUCTION. A Kiss.
Name: Good Sense | Date: 16/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Aoh but who wants to hug you.
Name: Masahiro | Date: 16/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Sorry for the de-intrusion, but personally I think Cartoonia is not located under the Mediaset studios (as You claim), but rather on the lower, middle and higher floors of the same building, antzichenò. Otherwise, how would you explain the presence of Emilio Fede? Best regards from Your animated driver of (s)fiduciam.
Name: sfascia carrozze | Date: 16/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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I asked you for advice about my girlfriend's modern rock album. Come on, work at it.
Name: geenoo | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
What do you think of Siffred Rock? :)
Name: JimMorrison | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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"mom, mom... is it true rock is dead?" "No my dear, I saw Gimmi Endrics at the butcher’s this morning buying two hundred grams of mortadella, don’t worry."
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
"Damn guys, there are only a few of us for tonight's party ùèlà!" "Come on kid, so few, I sent an sms to rock and he says he's alive and will join us right in the middle of the situation" "damn guys, so cool"
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Damn guys, I read on a site that rock is gone. Then I woke up, it was just a nightmare.
Name: geenoo | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Damn, front page news: ROCK IS DEAD! Ladies and gentlemen, come and see: ROCK IS DEAD.
Name: geenoo | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
I'll make one last attempt. Based on your logic, the mortadella you ate yesterday isn't dead, it lives on under the name of the shit you'll take tonight. It's not dead, it's transformed. So you can even eat that shit, because it's not shit, just transformed mortadella. No difference, who cares if it's different, it's just transformed mortadella. Different, but it's still her. And what an aroma, wow.
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
Right, but ONLY YOU could say mortadella is dead!!!!! Don't make me remember.
Name: geenoo | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
After all, what does it matter? It just underwent the influence of bile and gastric juices, but at its core it's still the good old mortadella from the 60s/70s, right? Eat a nice shit sandwich, "shit doesn't die, it lives on in many forms!"
Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
A shit sandwich? Listen, my friend, it's you who eats a shit sandwich (see shoegaze) going by your logic. I eat a nice, old-school, healthy mortadella sandwich.
Name: geenoo | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
shit, on Lukin's page I want a photo of Geenoo with a speech bubble saying "rock still lives! and I eat a shit sandwich to its health!" Name: puntiniCAZpuntini | Date: 13/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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DeForum. Cinema: Dumbo
Topic proposed by Allucinato Thursday 8 December 2005 15:40:07
«who wasn't amazed by the scene of drunk Dumbo hallucinating? who never fantasized about it as a kid? I'm still fascinated now!»
» Write about this topic
MetallaroBionico [Thursday, December 8, 2005 17:01:37]
hell yeah I remember! It affected me so much that ever since then I started doing drugs.
Dumbo [Thursday, December 8, 2005 18:28:40]
You tell me...
babbANO [Thursday, January 26, 2006 15:01:01]
pretty cute dumbo
Piero Scaruffi [Thursday, January 26, 2006 15:29:07]
Drunk Dumbo is needlessly derivative, and it’s nothing compared to the Velvet Underground orgies or the Jerry Garcia acid trips
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Forum [Thursday, February 9, 2006 20:16:05]
Share your opinions in joy and harmonious happiness with the others
. [Thursday, February 9, 2006 20:19:08]
who is harmonious happiness?
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I'm going to the concert in Vicenza on 2/4 ... for which I'll leave you the direct contacts of the local organizer: info@saladellacomunita.com; http://www.saladellacomunita .com - For national organization, the contacts are: FRAME EVENTS snc; tel. 035.732005 - 0444.676666; fax. 035.732005 - 0444.451422; e-mail: info@frameevents.com; website: www.frameevents.com
Name: Alberta | Date: 26/1/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
alberta, I'm attacking you from Jacuzia
Name: must conquer 18 states of my choice | Date: 26/1/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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hi love! oh it's not punisher? sorry, I got tricked by the crappy album!
Name: I_lOVE_mUSIc | Date: 27/1/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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The exciter [Friday, January 27, 2006 10:10:41]
C'mon pipol, lez stend togeder and say: fascism scit, fals commiunist and anarchist scit! And after this, anyonemaychain themselves by the dick to the Messina bridge.
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great review and captivating proposal, anzichenò. When it comes to Mark Linkous I thought "who?", but at the name Jenkins everything suddenly got extremely interesting for me. By the way, but Pall wasn't it Palle? Did you censor like Rai did in the 60s when they didn't broadcast Benfica games?
Name: ajejebrazorf | Date: 20/12/2005 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album:
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honestly, I'd give Pausini a Spanish tit job with those boobs.
Name: barret70 | Date: 11/2/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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WATCH OUT, GUARD YOUR (S)BALLS, I DECAPITATED THE GUY WHO SANG "I WILL SURVIVE" WITH A SPINNING KICK THINKING "VOGLIO SOPRAVVIVERE" WAS A CHALLENGE
Name: ZzE | Date: 10/2/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
Name: ZzE | Date: 10/2/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
I, HOWEVER, PARTED THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND WHEN GOD ASKED ME "Do you want a hand?" I SMILED SARCASTICALLY AND TURNED AWAY
Name: ZzE | Date: 10/2/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
I KILLED THE DEAD SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name: ZzE | Date: 10/2/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
FIRST LAW OF DYNAMICS STATES THAT FOR EACH ACTION OF MINE THERE IS NO REACTION OR YOU'RE FUCKED
Name: ZzE | Date: 10/2/2006 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
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Baldracca [Thursday, February 9, 2006 17:29:15]
Shut up bitch!
Puttana [Thursday, February 9, 2006 17:29:35]
Shut up Whore!
Mignotta [Thursday, February 9, 2006 17:30:01]
Mind my own fucking business?!?!
Slut [Thursday, February 9, 2006 17:30:40]
You're all good at talking with someone else's dick!
Easy Girl [Thursday, February 9, 2006 17:31:07]
How do I level up?
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I think that if they were really popular they would have put out another cd by now. But... they vanished from nowhere!!!!
Name: Fede!!!!!!!!! | Date: 18/1/2006 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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meh.
Name: mah | Date: 15/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album: 5
meh, here you repeated a comment you already made elsewhere, imagine if we all did that.....
Name: . | Date: 15/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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superintruder [Tuesday, January 17, 2006 11:24:03]
I only go for dot-dot-dot when I've eaten sesame...what can I say... Spanish is great, but I prefer fellatio
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Caz, just want to say I really enjoy reading your reviews. Nothing else to add. For the rest, I like taking trains....... bye!
Name: kuper | Date: 18/1/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Someone do a review of roll the bones
Name: ARE YOU DOING IT? | Date: 17/9/2005 | Grade: 5 | Grade for the Album: 5
no
Name: | Date: 23/10/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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I HAVE A DOUBT LIKE SO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD REVIEWERS ON THIS SITE KOSMO... ABOVE ALL ANYWAY 1 QUESTION AREN'T THERE REVIEWS ON DE ANDRE' DE GREGORI DE CRESCENZO(NO NOT HIM) GUCCINI STUFF LIKE THAT..... OK I MEAN I WANT TO KNOW BUT IS IT BECAUSE THEY AREN'T APPRECIATED OR BECAUSE IF I HAVE TIME I’LL TRY EVEN IF THEN ONE OF YOU WOULD DO BETTER! I THINK? LET ME KNOW!
Name: | Date: 26/1/2004 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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but when do you sdorje make a ledder change to the jtalyano alphabet. Tell them kiki, that we can speak changing letters as we want. For example, I'll call you QIQI.
Name: KEKE | Date: 29/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
kappas and kiappas for all, fuck!
Name: NickGhostDrake | Date: 29/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
did you mean qiappe?
Name: keke | Date: 29/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
WELL DONE, WHAT AN EXHIBITION, VERY GOOD. DEAR METALLAROBICONIKO, IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY WAY OF SHOUTING THERE’S A QUIET WORLD WAITING FOR YOU, FREE TO GO.
Name: KIKI | Date: 29/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
enough, kappas are out of style. time to start a new trend. great brother keke, maximum respect. Time to begin the trend of qu. I'll call myself metallaro bioniquo.
Name: MetallaroBionico | Date: 29/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
great brother quiqui. maximum respect for silence.
Name: MetallaroBionico | Date: 29/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
DEAR NICKDRAHJH OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, I SEE YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES WITH APOSTROPHES. DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL GROW UP
Name: KIKI | Date: 29/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
ave, brother bioniqo. By the way, are you preqqupied, I mean preoqqupied?
Name: qeqe | Date: 29/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
no, it's pronounced preoqqup, preoqqup and that's it, the word ends there, let's save on ink.
Name: MetallaroBionico | Date: 29/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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RENZULLI is GHE
Name: superintruder | Date: 14/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
...how, carmen?
Name: Eneathedevil | Date: 14/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
..mmm...ghe!
Name: superintruder | Date: 14/12/2005 | Grade: | Grade for the Album:
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Greet with joy!
