Hello everyone, my name is Franco, and I come from a cheerful little village in the Romagna Apennines. I essentially have a shitty personality: I'm ignorant, rude, grumpy, lazy, vulgar, sexist, opportunistic, petty, bum, arrogant, unreliable, cowardly. I'm just as servile to the powerful as I am overbearing to the weak.
I can't stand, on principle, chicks who call themselves "SUNNY". They can all go fuck themselves. Not that they would have given it to me anyway.
As my nickname suggests, I tend to be a romantic: I love the music of Richard Clayderman and Giovanni Allevi, not to mention the great Fausto Papetti and the theme song of Ken the Warrior, of whom I am a huge fan. That's when I want to get pumped up. When I want to relax, instead, I listen to Cannibal Corpse.
Physically, I'm not in bad shape, 1.85m for 81Kg, I'm fit, did karate as a kid and still have a nice lean, agile body. I've got a pretty big and long dick. Like a real man, I rarely wash, I can say "FORZA JUVE" in a single burp, I love farting loudly and savoring the stench of my own farts, especially after I've eaten beans stewed with lard and bay leaf. I love hanging out in dry and dusty places, so my nose fills up with those green and mushy boogers that are so satisfying to pick out...
My favorite porn actresses are Ludmilla Antonova, Lea Martini and a French girl, blonde with a turned-up nose and a pair of applause-worthy cheeks, whose name I can't remember. Cicciolina is overrated. Milly D'Abbraccio is vulgar.
For religious reasons, I never wash my ass. My car always stinks of feet.
My best friends are two hamsters, Furia and Marilisa. Lately Furia hasn't been feeling very well, and refuses food. Marilisa eats everything and is getting a belly.
There's a rumor going around on debaser (spread by my envious, lazy, decrepit neighbors) that I haven't had a woman in two years, and I mate with my sheep. Obviously this is completely false, though all things considered, there would be nothing wrong with it.
My favorite motto is: "He who goes to bed with an itchy ass, wakes up with a smelly finger." So much wisdom in these words!
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