I am the official counter of human cases.
Who are the HUMAN CASES? There isn't a real definition.
They are usually listed as scripts, pain in the ass, fakes, fools, and pseudo-educated.
Now let's see the biggest human cases
- Korn. Self-proclaimed hermetist from Padua. It's a supposed illiterate who doesn't use punctuation or accents. At first he was funny. Now he's disappeared.
- Breathing. A genius! A fanatically obsessed with Depeche Mode who annoys everyone. Hates everything below Emilia Romagna. Recently, his activity has decreased and comments seem more intelligent.
- Killgod. The only idiot on this planet who thinks Pink Floyd do britpop and that they haven't influenced music history.
- Marco Poletti. Also known as Viva Lì, Enciclopedia Poletti and The Poletti. An absolutely hateful and arrogant person. (As rightly states the other human case PowerDrift), Poletti compensates his musical ignorance with Google's little thoughts. He's so ignorant that he also dares to criticize others, saying they don't understand a damn thing about music (the others????). Person to avoid like the plague.
According to internal sources from DeBaser, we've also received news that good Poletti hates black people, gay people, and fat people (???)
The post defined for mocking the presumptuous Poletti:
" Yeah, okay Poletti, you're right as always. Just listen to one thing. Do yourself a favor, go on, it's better. Next time you read a review, just vote for the album, don't touch the review. The Velvet's was just an example to tell you that if shit rains on your reviews, it's only because of your attitude. Go spout judgments on what others write and then you're the first to talk nonsense? Then people get annoyed and don't complain if they come to defame you. POINT."
- Sexyajax and his countless fakes: a kid who eats bread and disco music. Acts cool but is harmless.
- Contatore Ufficiale Di Casi Umani: yes, it's me and I was nominated. Out of fairness, I couldn't not include myself in the list.
- Kiki. A little girl passionate about The Club who writes comments without vowels and with K replacing C and CH. Probably a fake.
- Axl Rose L.A. A fanatic about Guns N Roses. Everything that's not Guns is shit. One of the few who was threatened with banning by moderators. His activity is now almost nil. A shooting star.
- Victor, Liamyes and BirbaBirba. They are the same person! Same shitty style, same shit music. The first two lasted three reviews while BirbaBirba persists. After an intense activity of annoying others' reviews, especially metal, he/she has calmed down.
- Tonycool. Famous for his tiny reviews, written deliberately as a protest. After the flood of 1s he returned to a standard review style.
- Doctor J. Presents himself as a voice outside the chorus: in fact, he is the only one who explicitly requested to be included in the list of the greatest human cases. I gladly fulfill this bizarre request and send my greetings to him/her.
