Suck Fony
Album - 14 february 2005 - Debaser id 221558

She stands on the deck hear,
To watch all the landslides,
She's waiting for myrtle,
Can't wait 'til she drives by,
She's focused on football,
Making her plants grow,
You'd think he'd have noticed,
Become what she needs,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,

I'll marry a nice man,
And move out to Northport,
And sell my camero,
To live in a white house,
And have my twa corbies,
And make up some cut lips,
I'll live in a white house,
I am Susie Brown,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,

Now I'm not a DJ,
I play one in real life,
You've heard all my records,
The hits cut like steak knives,
Role out the red carpet,
Like leaves through the winter,
Now I'm not a DJ,
I'd sure like to be,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo.

just tell me his name,
just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom.
and was it the same?
just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine.
do you remember the way it was when I was home,
before I left you all alone.

I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated
eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
when you told me that you cheated on me

I knew that you would
I knew cos ya told me IT RUNS IN YOUR family.
and I did the same
so I guess that I deserve half of the blame
do you remember the way it was for us
before all of the blow jobs on the bus


and its all that I can think about
when you told me that you cheated
eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
when you told me that you cheated
told me that you cheated on me

I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated
eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
when you told me that you cheated on me
tell me that you cheated tell me that you cheated on me

what should I care about the long run
what should it matter to me?
I always knew I'd end up with no one
and now I know the end is here
coz you've replaced me

just tell me his name
just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
just tell me his name
just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
just tell me his name
just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
just tell me his name
just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom

I pretend I can't hang up the phone.
Cos if I do then he gets you & I'll be in this room alone.
Staring at the carpet, wondering how they made it.
You would say I should not be afraid.
I'm better off alone & free cuz no one can put up with me
And your mom don't like me either,
now i don't have to meet her.
You & me, we end up in catastrophe.
But I've got one more thing to add.

Chorus:
OK so I'm a jerk & I'm a weirdo and if i'm lucky I'll amount to zero
but I thought that you'd love me anyway.
I'm so not even worth it, but baby no one's perfect,
yeah I thought that you'd love me anyway.
Anyway.

You're not the type of girl who takes advice.
Still all that shit yer parents said still bouncin' round inside yer head.
U2 will never make it. If you build it he will break it.
You & me they sum us up so poignantly,
but I've got one more thing to add.

Repeat Chorus

Maybe you'll never play the guitar.
Maybe you'll never sing in harmony with me.
Maybe ya can't rock the AC/DC.
Hell still ain't a bad place to be if you're with me.
Anyway.

You think I don't see you but I do,
Creeping around with your hot pants on,
And them patent leather shoes,
Please forgive me baby,
Cos I've been up here too long,
Come on everybody freak along so that Wheatus can hear ya,

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy,
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
To get your freak on shoowap,
Baby where have you been,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I think its time we begin,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Don't make me say it again,
Come get your freak on shoowap,

I heard you were asking for a ride,
You say "take me home in your brothers jeep,
To a place where we can hide",
Please forgive me baby,
But your coming on too strong,
Aww, come on baby its ok maybe Pete will get with ya,

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy,
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
To get your freak on shoowap,
Baby where have you been,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I think its time we begin,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Don't make me say it again,
Come get your freak on shoowap,

C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon ooh,

One more time, one more time, one more time,

C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon ooh,

Come on everybody freak it along so that Wheatus can hear ya,
Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy,
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
To get your freak on shoowap,
Baby where have you been,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I think its time we begin,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Don't make me say it again,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap.

Here we are
Trying to locate the rainbow stream
There I go.. over and under again
He thinks he.. knows where I am without seeing me
And there I stand in the shadow
He casts behind and I am ready holding the man
You'll need and he tries not to rise again

This is the story of William McGovern
He lives undercover
Come rise
Come fall

He doesn't know it yet I feel the pain
Because we never speak cause we run away
And I think that he's bitter like me
Hey father, sing me a song about rock n' roll
And I remember led zepplin 2 in your living room
And I need to be what you would be if you were free
There I stand in the spotlight in your imagination
Brother, holding the good ole brownie
To turn nightmares from haunting him

This is the story of William McGovern
He lives undercover
Come rise
Come fall

He doesn't know it yet I feel the pain
Because we never speak cause we run away
And I think that he's bitter like me
I think he's a little like me
I think he's a little like me
Hey father
Only the names have been changed
Hey father
Only the names have been changed
Hey father...

It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power,
Tell me where do you guys wanna go to?
Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat,
I think I saw some for sale on the small streets,

Can I play the game without a plan?
I think Pete has the map but tell me what's the difference?
I do not know exactly where I am,

I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in...

Silver Mushroom Jesus, he is standing in between us,
Preaching words that he doesn't believe,
I think that he's cracking cos he keeps calling me Captain,
And he's barking and growling at strangers,
Later on tonight he's gonna turn back into Elvis,
When they kick his ass out of the sex show,

We play in a band that has no fans,
I think Pete lost the map we don't know where were going,
I'm trying to remember who I am,

I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)

Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub,
But the English are pissed, drunk and raging,
"Hey Bono" they said when they threw peanuts at my head,
And said "Hey prick can we try on your glasses?"
Now I am just a dork, but listen I come from New York,
So I said "Hey, what are you guys, Irish?"

(sounds of someone's head being punched in)

We came to play the game without a plan,
Pete puked on the map we don't know where were going,
I do not exactly who I am,

I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam,(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)
I'm an American in Amsterdam.(Amsterdam, Amsterdam,)

Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
And I don't care what you say,
I can tell when we play,
That you don't believe in me,
So this is how it'll end,
Like it was all just a waste of time,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
I've had enough of your alibis.

Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?

Hey mystery man,
Aint you the guy with the master plan?
I watch you sit on that fence,
Just like your fucking parents,
They never did like me anyway,
And no I wont be your ass,
While you go look for some greener grass,
No I can't be the fool,
Who watch you push in your stool,
And stick around just in case you fell,
Go find some other bitch to nail.

Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?

Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey fair weather friend.

My name is Randall,
No I don't think I've met you before my friend,
I don't really know you,
But I heard your message on the answering machine,
Think it went something like this,
"Hello Randall,
Heard that you wrote a big hit,
And you're rich now,
Hope you remember the promise you made,
When I taught you everything that you know"

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.

My name is rock star,
Tell me aren't you sick of me yet, my friends,
Cos I am the asshole,
Who thinks that his advise is all you need to survive,
Give me the sound of the crowd,
Give me the people who know all the lyrics,
Give me the face of the kid in the front,
When he realises what the song is about.

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come.

Time to tell the truth now Randall,
Time to give it up now Randall,
Time to let us know now Randall,
Please, Randall please,

My name is Randall,
And that can be anything you want it to be,
Woo!

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.

Up in the bar, in the back,
In the dark I see people,
And there huddled around the girl,
She is the one in the back of the bar with the photo,
Of Nixon and Mary-Jane,

I am the one, In the back of the bar,
With my hat on,
I'm chilling with Mary-Jane,
She is the chick, who knew Dick,
And she kicks to me old school,
Like she gonna have a cow,

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright,
When we're huddled around a girl,
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright,
When we're huddled around a girl,

You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,

Fuck the police,
Coming straight for my underwear,
Young brothers got it bad,
Cos there brown,

You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
Yeah I finally found out what it is,
That you're all about,
Yeah I finally found out what it is,
That you're all about.

Let's write a song, baby

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
I hope this song will explain,
Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july,
I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,
A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,
I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie,
Damn I look good in that tie,
Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain