I saw there's already a review of this CD, but I wanted to do it a bit better... don't shoot me
The Agoraphobic Nosebleed is a cybergrind band (grindcore with drum machines and samples), for those who don't know, it's similar to grind, although much more splatter and claustrophobic, it originated in Massachusetts in 1994. The lineup has changed many times; the only constant member is Scott Hull, who is also the guitarist for the brutal death/grind band Pig Destroyer. This CD contains 100 songs in about 20 minutes. The characteristic of this CD is its very destructive nature, ranging from furious guitar riffs to moments of pure madness reaching the limits of cacophony. The fun thing about this CD, besides being a crazy piece, is that it openly talks about drugs in all senses (mescaline, LSD, etc.), sex (Sodom, homosexuals, etc...), and also makes references to the Japanese cult Aum Shinrikyo with not-so-veiled references to the terrorist attack on the Tokyo metro on March 20, 1995 (Tokyo Subway Gassing), religion (Star of David, Latter Day Mormon Ritual), and even references to Stanley Kubrick's Clockwork Orange (Osaka Milk Bar), the UN, and even against Black Metal (Black Metal Transvestite), and naturally the U.S. politics (Relapse Refusing U.N. Weapons Inspectors and also the CD's title ALTERNATIVE STATES OF AMERICA) and references to Star Wars (Obi Wan Kaczynski) as well as to Anthrax (Spreading the Dis-Ease) and the fairy tale of Alice in Wonderland (!). This CD can therefore be considered a fun and claustrophobic critique of society in all its facets, whether you like it or not.
Here's the incredibly long track list:
00 - Wonder Drug Wonderland
01 - Spreading the Dis-Ease
02 - Ark of Ecoterrorism
03 - Living Lolita Blowjob
04 - Thawing Out
05 - Need for Better Body Armor
06 - Freeze Dried Cemetery
07 - Children Blown to Bits by the Busload
08 - Scoring in Heaven
09 - Fuck Your Soccer Jesus
10 - Guided Tour
11 - Honky Dong
12 - Famous Last Words
13 - Osaka Milk Bar
14 - Drive by Blowjob on a Bicycle
15 - Ten Pounds of Remains
16 - Utter Mental Retardation and Reversal of Man
17 - Neotropolis Euphoria
18 - Snitch Olympics
19 - Crawling Out of the Cradle into the Casket
20 - Removing Locator Tooth
FREE SHOKO ASHARA ():
21 - Aum Shinrikyo
22 - Protocols of the Elders of Zion
23 - Tokyo Subway Gassing
24. Star of David
25 - Shintaro Ishihara and the Rape of Nanking in World War 2
26 - Mahikari
27 - Micro-Tidal Wave
28 - Crop Dusting
29 - LSD as Chemical Weapon
30 - Illegal Manufacture
31 - Drugging the Control Group
32 - Alice in la la Land
33 - Apocalypse as Mescaline Experience
34 - Artificial Religious Experience
THE TWELVE DAYS OF SODOM:
35 - First Day of Sodom: Pussy Hair Prayer Rug
36 - Second Day of Sodom: Distortion in Eden
37 - Third Day of Sodom: Serpent of the Gay Pride Rainbow
38 - Fourth Day of Sodom: Snaking Adam's Black Apple
39 - Fifth Day of Sodom: Like a Cretin on Christmas Eve
40 - Sixth Day of Sodom: Boston Hardcore Caligula
41 - Seventh Day of Sodom: Fantasizing Hydrahead
42 - Eighth Day of Sodom: Lamb of the Rotisserie God
43 - Ninth Day of Sodom: Holiday Bowl Full of Asshole
44 - Tenth Day of Sodom: Enter the House of Feasting
45 - Eleventh Day of Sodom: Passing Blunts and Cunts at Relapse
46 - Twelfth Day of Sodom: When Taking a Shit Feels Sexy
47 - Poland Springfield Acidbag
48 - Rectal Thermometer
49 - Lemonade and a Snickers Bar
50 - Necro-Cannibalistic Tendencies in Young Children
51 - Bombs With Butterfly Wings
52 - Watching a Clown Point a Gun at a Small Dog (Reprise)
53 - Mosquito Holding Human Cattle Prod
54 - For Just Ten Cents a Day...
ALTERED STATES OF AMERICA:
55 - Mental Change(s): Altered Consciousness
56 - Radical Modernism
57 - Human Enhancement
58 - Juxtaposed Impacts
59 - Unprecedented Experiment
60 - Transparent Enclosure
61 - Bong Hit Wonder
62 - Opening to Personals Ad by Richard Johnson
63 - Relapse Refusing U.N. Weapons Inspectors
64 - Neural Linguistic Programming
GAYS AND GAY BATHERS HOLDING EACH OTHERS DICKS CRYING:
65 - Fag vs. The Indian
66 - Black Metal Transvestite
67 - Debbie Does Dishes
68 - Marine Pornography (For Whale Cock Skateboards)
69 - Keeping a Clean Kennel
70 - Baby Mill Pt. 1 (Born and Sold into Child Slavery)
71 - Firearms for All Faiths
72 - Domestic Solution
73 - Definition of Death
74 - Discolored
75 - Scott Hulk on Intramuscular Steroids [Instrumental]
76 - 4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches)
77 - Group Taking Acid as Considered Conspiracy Against the Government
78 - Small Room and a Six-Pack
79 - Deviant Arousal
80 - Unbound by Civilized Properties
81 - They All Burned!
82 - Shotgun Funeral
83 - Homophobic Assbleed
84 - Exacting Revenge on Pets
85 - Baby Mill Pt. 2 (White Russian)
86 - Narcoterrorist Megalomaniac
87 - Releasing a Dove from a Ghetto Rooftop
88 - Bipartisan Buttfuck
89 - Bent Over the Cross
90 - Chance at Reprisal
91 - Altered Ego
92 - Pin the Tail on the Donkey
93 - Latter Day Mormon Ritual
94 - 5 Band Genetic Equalizer, Pt. 3
95 - Absurd Boast
96 - Burning Social Interest
97 - Whore Torn Vet
98 - Obi Wan Kaczynski
99 - Placing a Personal Memo on the Boss's Desk
TOT: about 20 minutes
BAND:
Scott Hull - Drum machine, guitar, Acid Pro
Richard Johnson - Vocals
Carl Schultz - Vocals
J. Randall - Vocals, samples, electronics
If you think this music sucks, talk about the review only. and anyway:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Can madness be accompanied by genius? Well yes, folks, it absolutely can.
Drum machines pushed to the impossible, intensely distorted guitars, occasional and, imagine that, ludicrous samples, furiously and relentlessly fast.
An inferno made of alcohol, drugs, and madness, lots of madness.
A colossus of 100 tracks in just 20 minutes, exaggeration, denial and cancellation of melody and song form.