Was it really necessary to come out with yet another review of a Radiohead album? Yes, it was. Since, in fact, this afternoon I am bored, I thought I'd stir you up a bit by vaguely chatting, without any expertise, about one of the albums by the all-English alternative-everything band that I like the most. It's "Hail to the Thief," album number six, released in the year of our Lord 2003.

If you take a sharp look at the artwork framing this album, you can notice some interesting details: many colored rectangles, each containing an acronym or a word belonging to the modern world (24 HR, TV, Popcorn, Autos, Vacant, Screen, etc.). At the top, there are ominous black smudges rising that touch the sky's bright blue, emitted precisely by these “posters” with acidic colors. In short, you don't need the Enlightenment elite to understand the underlying message of the cover: alienation. The good Thom with his disarming falsetto (in a good way, eh) knows something about that. Alienation is the cancer that permeates every single work by Radiohead; a toxic cloud that you can inhale deeply after the two hundredth listen of Ok Computer, or the third of Kid A — one of the most unbearable and heart-wrenching things ever created by a human mind, capable of unsettling even the most enlightened of Buddhists.

Even in this album number six, therefore, you find intact the taste for nihilism and despair, and incomprehension, and the electronic dirges (Where I End and You Begin, track six; The Gloaming, number eight) blended with some old rock sounds, which vaguely — very vaguely — recall early Radiohead. So we are quite far from the heavy electronic wrecks of Amnesiac and the more recent, less appreciated The King of Limbs. Here, in these nihilistic shores, you can still feel the weight of the Radiohead-band rather than just Thom Yorke: the drumming is powerful, almost martial in There There, where good old Thom introduces us to the divine world of illusion (“Just 'cause you feel it / Doesn’t mean it’s there”) and randomness (“We’re accidents waiting / Waiting to happen”); minimal, sweet, liquid guitar sounds that support Thom's high pitches, before the liberating "Because!", in the opening track (2 + 2 = 5; and I could hardly agree more). In short, the acoustic component makes its presence felt.

The album's themes, as mentioned, are more or less the same. It’s pure despair, it’s the echo of the generation ics that cannot find a decent place in the world, and which is first seduced and then abandoned by all those words we find on the cover. There is also, according to some, a vague anti-American mockery (the title is said to parody "Hail to the Chief," the march played for the US President). If I were to relate this record to literature, I am reminded, for the affinity of the evoked images, of the novel La vita agra by Bianciardi, written yes in the '60s, but still very much alive and current in carrying forward the denunciation of metropolitan alienation and the disorientation caused by the loss of absolute values like love, friendship, and so on; all in favor of capital growth. The protagonist, Luciano, is very similar to the "mongrel cat" in Myxomatosis: a victim of the system, thrown around among Sunday arrivists, hedonists, people who do not understand or pretend not to understand, bloodsuckers who first absorb the best of you and then leave you to die in the street (“You should put me in a home / Or you should put me down”). Let’s proclaim it with frankness: the “mongrel cat” is the sickly alter ego of us all.

"Hail to the Thief," in short, is the story of this world, a pool full of shit where you have to paddle hard to stay afloat while trying to swallow as little as possible. It doesn't add anything new to what has already been said by Radiohead themselves — and I imagine, writing this sentence, what Napo from Uochi Toki’s reaction would be reading it — in their previous efforts (Ok Computer above all), but it remains nonetheless a great work, certainly deserving of at least ten listens. Thank you for reading my very first review. Now insult me all you want: I think I’ve earned it.

Tracklist and Lyrics

01   2 + 2 = 5 (The Lukewarm.) (03:19)

Are you such a dreamer
To put the world to rights?
I stay home forever
Where two and two always makes a five

I'll lay down the tracks
Sandbag and hide
January has April's showers
And two and two always makes a five

It's the devil's way now
There is no way out
You can scream and you can shout
It is too late now

Because
You have not been
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
Yeah, I'm not feeling it
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
Yeah, I need it
I needed attention
I needed attention
I needed attention
I needed attention
Yeah, I love it, the attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention
Payin’ attention

I try to sing along
I get it all wrong
Cause I’m not
Cause I’m not
I swat them like flies
But like flies the buggers
Keep coming back
But I’m not

Oh, hail to the thief
Oh, hail to the thief
But I'm not
But I'm not
But I'm not
But I'm not
Don't question my authority or put me in the box
Cause I'm not
Cause I'm not
Oh, go and tell the king that the sky is falling in
But it's not
But it's not
But it's not
Maybe not
Maybe not

02   Sit Down. Stand Up. (Snakes & Ladders.) (04:20)

03   Sail to the Moon. (Brush the Cobwebs Out of the Sky.) (04:18)

04   Backdrifts. (Honeymoon Is Over.) (05:22)

05   Go to Sleep. (Little Man Being Erased.) (03:21)

06   Where I End and You Begin. (The Sky Is Falling In.) (04:29)

07   We Suck Young Blood. (Your Time Is Up.) (04:56)

08   The Gloaming. (Softly Open Our Mouths in the Cold.) (03:32)

09   There There. (The Boney King of Nowhere.) (05:24)

In pitch dark I go walking in your landscape.
Broken branches trip me as I speak.
Just 'cause you feel it doesnt mean its there.
Just 'cause you feel it doesnt mean its there.

There's always a siren
Singing you to shipwreck
(Don't reach out, don't reach out
Don't reach out, don't reach out)
Steer away from these rocks
We'd be a walking disaster
(Don't reach out, don't reach out
Don't reach out, don't reach out)
Just 'cause you feel it doesn't mean its there.
(theres someone on your shoulder)
(theres someone on your shoulder)
Just 'cause you feel it doesn't mean its there.
(theres someone on your shoulder)
(theres someone on your shoulder)
There there!

Why so green and lonely?
And lonely
And lonely

Heaven sent you to me
To me
To me

We are accidents
Waiting waiting to happen.

We are accidents
Waiting waiting to happen

10   I Will. (No Man's Land.) (01:59)

I will, lay me down
In a bunker underground
I won't let this happen to my children
Meet the real world coming out of your shell
With white elephants, sitting ducks
I will rise up
Little babies' eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Little babies' eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Little babies' eyes, eyes, eyes

11   A Punchup at a Wedding. (No No No No No No No No.) (04:57)

12   Myxomatosis. (Judge, Jury & Executioner.) (03:52)

13   Scatterbrain. (As Dead as Leaves.) (03:21)

14   A Wolf at the Door. (It Girl. Rag Doll.) (03:21)

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