No, I mean, can we make a comment about the 2026 season at La Scala? Is that allowed? The Bot won't mind?
Alright: 1. starting with Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk District (the ugliest opera ever to exist in the whole wide world) is basically like saying they hate us. But to really drive the point home, what comes next? 2. The whole fucking Wagnerian Ring! What the fuck did we ever do to deserve this? And then? 3. Turandot, which I can already picture in some tacky, overpriced version... Well, let’s hope (but by then it’ll already be June or July) for Carmen and LUCIA...
Whatever, I feel fourteen again... crossing my legs, banging out basslines on the stage... and calling London...
The Clash - London Calling
and fuck La Scala (at least for a while)... Bene: