Open Casket

A: "Good morning, I need to unlock the faucet of the external water central unit: it’s completely oxidized, I’ve tried with pliers, wrenches, and tongs but nothing has worked!"

V: "Good morning to you, unfortunately this happens often: the water they supply in the network isn’t what it used to be, you know. Look, I believe I have just the thing for you: it’s a new natural product called OPENCASKET from Schuldiner, in 300 ml bottles: you spray it on and let it sit for (about) five minutes."

A: "Ah! I’ve never heard of that. OPENCASKET, you say? Alright, give me two: maybe I’ll give one to the triceratops to lubricate its joints."

V: "Who are you giving it to?"

A: "No, nothing, I’m sorry, it was just something between me and myself."