Beloved ConSisters and clumsy ConBrothers,

after much discussion, the time has finally come for you to know that the moment for the definitive event of the millennium is maturing.

The appointment for the increasingly imminent DeMeeting scheduled for next 2026 is drawing closer, and something genuinely tangible is starting to take shape.

First of all, the comfortable location has been decided:
a worldly, welcoming, elegant little spot, albeit slightly off the beaten path: but we are people who fight with every means against the routine of modern life.

The cheerful location of Pyramiden (in the province of Svalbard, Norway), situated at the 79° northern parallel, seems to possess all the requirements that any good DeBaser attendee would be proud to claim as their own:

1) The uncompromising ASOCIALITY (of the place)
2) Having been at least once a Communist (on the inside)
3) The plentiful presence of many friendly Polar Bears
4) Qvattro

Applications and discussions among candidates wishing to participate must, or rather can, only happen via fax: no cell phones, WhatsApps, or mixed assortment intercoms.

This is because DeBasio has always been a site (notoriously) not inclined towards young DeManovalanza, thus potential attendees will feel much more at ease using this practical method of document shipping and receiving.

New dispatches will follow.
#perhaps

Pyramiden - La "ghost town" ai confini del mondo