Ruggero de I Timidi - Vecchi
#campagnaelettorale2020casoumano
The main point of my Manifesto is the rejuvenation of the dying DeBasio, so:
- No more long-winded reviews... waste of time (for the writer but especially for the reader), consuming gigabytes that then the Supreme @[G] is not happy about and let’s face it, given the average age of DeBaseriani, many fall asleep before finishing it. Therefore, reviews no longer than 500 words or even better ZOT!
- No more duplicates, triplicates, or quadruplicates of the same work. Whoever gets there first gets to stay. And come on, just because you write the seventy-second page on "Trout Mask Replica" doesn’t mean you’ll convince me to buy it. It was a shit album and remains one.
- Reviews only for works released in the last five years. Writings on trap/rap artists (preferably Italian) will be favored as far as music is concerned, and Netflix series and Marvel/DC movies for cinema. Reviews on books will be abolished (since nobody reads anymore). Comics will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. Prog (even new releases) will no longer have space on the site.
- Listening will remain free except for prog (exceptions are King Crimson, Genesis, Van Der Graaf Generator, and Marillion, but only with Fish) and any track from "Trout Mask Replica" (since it’s unlistenable). Our Artist @[JonatanCoe]'s contests will have a dedicated space on the site.
- Every DeUtente must have at least two nicknames (one official and others fake) so they can troll anyone and always keep the debate alive and heated.
- No more cliques. It’s known that there are a large number of DeUtenti on the site who flatter each other (no offense to the ladies). "How good you are," "How well you write," "Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful," and on with the compliments. Stop the friend circles. An algorithm will measure an user's interactions with another and their degree of sycophancy. Once a certain number of compliments is reached, they will be banned for an indefinite period. In this regard, the love page will be removed. If you like someone, go find them yourself.
- Other measures will be adopted subsequently.
I conclude by following the mood of some other candidates reminding you that:
@[lector] is not from Naples but from Mercogliano (beware of those telling you the grape story)
and @[algol] ... nah, let’s face it, algol is not winning…
Thank you for your attention.
#campagnaelettorale2020casoumano
The main point of my Manifesto is the rejuvenation of the dying DeBasio, so:
- No more long-winded reviews... waste of time (for the writer but especially for the reader), consuming gigabytes that then the Supreme @[G] is not happy about and let’s face it, given the average age of DeBaseriani, many fall asleep before finishing it. Therefore, reviews no longer than 500 words or even better ZOT!
- No more duplicates, triplicates, or quadruplicates of the same work. Whoever gets there first gets to stay. And come on, just because you write the seventy-second page on "Trout Mask Replica" doesn’t mean you’ll convince me to buy it. It was a shit album and remains one.
- Reviews only for works released in the last five years. Writings on trap/rap artists (preferably Italian) will be favored as far as music is concerned, and Netflix series and Marvel/DC movies for cinema. Reviews on books will be abolished (since nobody reads anymore). Comics will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. Prog (even new releases) will no longer have space on the site.
- Listening will remain free except for prog (exceptions are King Crimson, Genesis, Van Der Graaf Generator, and Marillion, but only with Fish) and any track from "Trout Mask Replica" (since it’s unlistenable). Our Artist @[JonatanCoe]'s contests will have a dedicated space on the site.
- Every DeUtente must have at least two nicknames (one official and others fake) so they can troll anyone and always keep the debate alive and heated.
- No more cliques. It’s known that there are a large number of DeUtenti on the site who flatter each other (no offense to the ladies). "How good you are," "How well you write," "Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful," and on with the compliments. Stop the friend circles. An algorithm will measure an user's interactions with another and their degree of sycophancy. Once a certain number of compliments is reached, they will be banned for an indefinite period. In this regard, the love page will be removed. If you like someone, go find them yourself.
- Other measures will be adopted subsequently.
I conclude by following the mood of some other candidates reminding you that:
@[lector] is not from Naples but from Mercogliano (beware of those telling you the grape story)
and @[algol] ... nah, let’s face it, algol is not winning…
Thank you for your attention.
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