This is the video I dedicate to the whole Group, as you won't understand it anyway, and for this, I must ascend to the highest ranks of Human Cases.... to explain to you what you don't know, beasts.
Peppino di Capri " I marziani" (Martian hop)

#campagnaelettorale2020casoumano

Dear friends, sweet friends, Uncle Dislo invites you to vote for him, #votefordislo will be the new ascetic.
Let's continue the electoral campaign with compliments to the other possible competitors for the title....

I haven't mentioned the valiant @[sfascia carrozze] yet, but he is not votable; before he arrives in Porto Torres or Olbia and takes the ferry, he will always be late. In Genoa, he will be greeted by the Welcome Committee, regularly equipped with two convenient reinforced concrete parallelepipeds weighing q. 12.

Yet another insult to the good @[lector], just one more, he deserves many. Do you see those gentlemen following you closely, lurking outside your house, those with the green lettuce Fiat 128 Station Wagon, none taller than one meter sixty-two, wearing a baseball cap askew and hands in their pockets? They are the first vanguards of the rear guards of the "Sardinia Felix" troops watching you; soon they will be replaced by other reinforcements consisting of two hundred mountain Ligurians, specialists in tourist shooting, preferably a lumba or piemo.
#sappiamodoveabiti