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 You only need to be 12 years old with an empty head to understand this album.

 Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water is such a megalomaniac album that it ends up being decidedly HARMLESS.

This review harshly criticizes Limp Bizkit's 2000 album 'Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water', calling it a poorly made Nu-Metal record with ignorant lyrics. It acknowledges its party atmosphere but condemns the overuse of explicit language and lack of musical complexity. Some tracks like 'Boiler' and 'Take a Look Around' receive faint praise. Overall, the album is deemed harmless but pointless. Discover the honest truth about Limp Bizkit’s divisive Nu-Metal classic and decide if this party album is for you!

 The term 'Metal' has nothing to do with this dreadful 'little band.'

 How they managed to sell millions of copies remains a mystery to me.

This review takes a harsh stance on Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory, arguing it lacks true metal qualities and instrumental creativity. The reviewer praises Chester Bennington's unique voice but condemns the album's repetitive nature and overall flatness. It questions how the album achieved commercial success and recommends avoiding it, especially for metal fans. Dive into this honest review and decide if Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory deserves your time or skipping.