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 Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.

 The new Suicide Squad is perfect for the sensitive jerk that you are.

This review praises James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad as a perfect fit for cinephiles and sensitive viewers who appreciate bold and dark humor. With sharp cultural references and wit, the film is highly recommended. The reviewer’s unique voice elevates the reading experience into something playful and engaging. Dive into this sharp and witty review of The Suicide Squad and discover why it’s a must-watch for cinephiles!

 The goddess returns to earth and baptizes the country club with the sensuality of her vamp breath.

 Madlib manages to paint fragrant and elusive watercolors, full of magic, like no one else on the globe.

This review covers a range of 2021 albums, praising Lana Del Rey's sensuality and Madlib's artistry while criticizing The Weather Station and Iosonouncane. The Black Keys and Arlo Parks also receive positive notes. The reviews blend clear preferences with sharp opinions reflecting diverse musical tastes. Discover the best and worst albums of 2021 – read the full reviews and find your next favorite listen!

 Capo Plaza has a certain neomelodic way of chewing over rhymes as if they were slipping off his tongue.

 You’ll find yourself holding the pinnacle of today’s trap-trite-but-makes-your-chest-vibrate.

Capo Plaza’s album Plaza represents a fresh wave in Italian trap music with a unique neomelodic style. Though initially challenging, the album rewards careful listening with standout romantic trap tracks like 'No Stress' and 'Street.' The review highlights the contrast between the album's sharp rhymes and emotional resonance, reflecting urban youth experiences beyond Milan. Overall, it positions Plaza as a pivotal work in contemporary Italian trap culture. Listen to Capo Plaza’s Plaza and experience the emotional depth of modern Italian trap today!

 Melodies not for notes, but for bars.

 Trite, sad, and sweet things that make our eyes shine while we watch the city lights evaporate in slow motion.

Capo Plaza's album 'Plaza' showcases a fresh generation of Italian trap artists influenced by Future and Pop Smoke. The album offers melodic, heartfelt rhymes that mix raw emotion with urban grit. While initially challenging, the standout tracks like 'No Stress' and 'Street' reveal a romantic and genuine side of trap music. Overall, it is a vivid portrayal of contemporary Italian rap's evolution. Listen to Capo Plaza's 'Plaza' to explore the freshest blend of melodic and streetwise Italian trap.

 He suffers from the worst form of narcissism, that of someone in love with their own wit.

 Can it be considered a success to bring your own niche of listeners to Rai when it’s just a bunch of unhappy and repressed jerks?

Valerio Lundini's 'Una pezza di Lundini' is a creatively surreal late-night show on Rai, offering varied sketches and intriguing guests. However, Lundini's narcissistic hosting style can be tiring, and the fanbase's post-ironic online discussions detract from the experience. Despite these flaws, the program maintains curiosity and some comedic value. Discover Valerio Lundini’s unique blend of surreal comedy—watch episodes and decide if his wit wins you over!

 "Majestic, long, yet compressed like one of those things you peel off from a blister and take it down not to think about tomorrow."

 "Arcade Fire ... paid for the record they wanted to make, even nailing a handful of memorable tracks like Afterlife, Flashbulb Eyes, and Here Comes The Night Time."

Reflektor was initially celebrated but later met with mixed opinions. The album, produced by James Murphy, features memorable songs like "Reflektor" and "Afterlife." It marks a shift for Arcade Fire toward a digital sound while retaining their talent and ambition. Though not flawless, the album is a notable entry in their discography. Dive into Arcade Fire's Reflektor and explore its unique digital sound and standout tracks today!

 'The launch single "Malandrino" made ears whimper like a pressure cooker.'

 'Jake is very inspired and, even if his voice is poorly equalized, he’s a master of timing and fitting.'

The album '17' by Emis Killa and Jake La Furia defies expectations with strong collaborations and well-crafted tracks. Despite minor flaws like mixing issues and absent features, the album reinvigorates their position in the Italian rap scene. Standout tracks include 'Sparami' featuring Fibra and Salmo and 'L'ultima mossa' with Massimo Pericolo. Jake La Furia's flow and timing shine throughout, while Emis Killa delivers energy with occasional missteps. Overall, '17' provides impactful Italian rap that is both gritty and engaging. Discover the gritty energy of '17' and experience Italian rap at its boldest—listen now and see why Emis Killa and Jake La Furia still dominate.

 Gadji beri bimba clandridi

 E glassala tuffm I zimbra

This review of Christopher Nolan's Tenet is composed of cryptic and nonsensical phrases, making its meaning unclear. The reviewer rates the film 3 out of 5 stars. No concrete opinions on the movie's plot or execution are presented. Discover this unique, cryptic take on Tenet and decide for yourself what it means!

 Fontaines D.C. in their student council representative phase is more boring than Bruce Springsteen in his redneck phase.

 This album is the death of youth, the death of spirit.

The review delivers a sharp critique of Fontaines D.C.'s album 'A Hero’s Death,' branding it boring and derivative. It argues the band's minimalistic style lacks true groove or originality and dismisses the lyrical content as clichéd. The reviewer laments the so-called post-punk renaissance and calls out the band's attempt to portray youthful angst as outdated. Ultimately, the album is described as the death of youth and spirit in music. Explore Fontaines D.C.'s 'A Hero’s Death' and decide for yourself if it revives or kills the post-punk spirit.

 His music - a well-done pop-punk - has nothing to do with metal, but then again, even Lou Reed was a fan of Kanye.

 Tame Impala went from a new psychedelic sensation to a group of traveling washing machine salesmen.

This review offers a sharp and ironic take on various 2020 album releases, including Jeff Rosenstock's pop-punk energy, Lil Uzi Vert's melodic trap, and Fiona Apple's misunderstood artistry. Some albums are praised for their unique character, while others face critical skepticism. The tone remains witty and occasionally sarcastic throughout. Discover the best and most surprising 2020 albums—explore our witty and insightful music reviews now!