"Eleven very brief chapters in half an hour of impure auditory delirium and the usual corollary of deafening, threatening, murky noise."

 "Watch it advance unbothered, as it overwhelms any shred of the shattered American dream abandoned across depressed plains."

Bummer's Dead Horse delivers a 30-minute journey of aggressive, noisy, and chaotic rock inspired by 90s underground bands. Their disturbing, sharp, and raw sound features crazed vocals and intense instrumentals. The album channels frustration and disillusionment with American decay, evoking a powerful sense of anger and nihilism. It's not for casual listeners, but for those who love noise, filth, and experimental rock. Dive into Bummer's chaotic noise rock journey—listen to Dead Horse and experience raw American underground fury.

 Irist... will soon be a "crack" in the medal field despite no one having paid them much mind yet.

 The stunningly beautiful "Harvester" starts like a Katatonia track and ends in a frenetic vortex of High on Fire lineage — not at all trivial.

Irist's debut album 'Order of the Mind' impresses with a fierce blend of sludge and metalcore, expertly produced and enriched with melodic vocals. The band draws clear influences from genre giants like Mastodon and Gojira, creating an energetic and enjoyable listening experience. While not entirely original, the album stands out as a well-crafted and promising release for fans of heavy music. It hints at a bright future for this Atlanta quintet. Listen to Irist's 'Order of the Mind' now and experience this fierce sludge/metalcore blend for yourself!

 The ensemble of superstars thus constituted delivers a noise rock ingrained with menacing sounds, laid on an unstable web awaiting detonations that will not come, or at least not as you expect.

 The violence arrives laterally, hovering and suspended like a promise, but it is calculated, a despair made of those sinister fragments of reality that slowly takes shape.

Human Impact's self-titled debut album delivers a unique noise rock experience rooted in the rich backgrounds of its members. The music blends elements from UNSANE, Cop Shoot Cop, and Swans but creates an original and calculated atmosphere. The album features menacing, tribal rhythms and controlled yet impactful violence conveyed through sound. It invites listeners to a cold, alien musical world reflecting a distorted reality. Overall, it is a compelling and captivating release by New York's noise rock veterans. Dive into Human Impact's gripping noise rock debut and discover a fresh, menacing soundscape from NYC's post-punk masters.

 This is the best album ever composed by a band of semi-deities, and anyone who denies it doesn’t understand a damn thing about True Music!

 Tool albums are not immediate, even though we are now accustomed, the greatest treasure you will find is in the folds of vibrations that will come as always to tickle directly the pineal gland.

The review reflects a deep and multifaceted emotional connection to Tool's Fear Inoculum, developed over thirteen years of anticipation. It highlights the band's technical mastery and progressive layers, praising Danny Carey's complex rhythms and the overall sonic evolution. The reviewer expresses fan devotion despite some mixed feelings about vocals and lyrics. The album packaging is noted as extravagant, and the music is seen as a culmination of Tool's unique artistic journey. Dive into the intricate world of Tool's Fear Inoculum and experience a landmark album redefining progressive metal.

 The insides of your own testicles would be echoing from sounds of this nature.

 Riffs that have never known the concept of speed limit, blasted in your face with the same subtlety with which ramblings of reptilian conspiracies and messianic dreamlike apparitions of Lemmy Kilmister are proclaimed.

The review praises High on Fire’s Electric Messiah as a powerful, unapologetic heavy metal album. It highlights the aggressive riffs, fast-paced drumming, and Matt Pike’s distinct vocals. The album is described as a raw and energetic tribute to metal legends like Lemmy Kilmister. The tone is passionate, appealing to listeners who appreciate intense and authentic metal music. Dive into the fierce world of High on Fire’s Electric Messiah and experience raw heavy metal energy today!

 Pleasant things.

 The last album by Giovanni Allevi, 'Equilibrium.'

The review criticizes Giovanni Allevi's latest album, Equilibrium, using a series of sarcastic and unrelated anecdotes to emphasize its disappointing and forgettable nature. Despite the elaborate and humorous storytelling, the rating clearly indicates dissatisfaction. The reviewer expresses frustration and disillusionment with the album's impact. Read this sarcastic take on Giovanni Allevi's Equilibrium and decide if it's worth a listen!

 'You Won't Get What You Want' is a barefoot walk on a carpet of shattered mirrors, and the reflected spectacle is not uplifting.

 It won’t make you feel good, and that (yes) is a good thing.

After an eight-year hiatus, Daughters return with 'You Won't Get What You Want,' delivering a dark, urgent album filled with industrial clangs and haunting lyrics. The record reflects a hostile future and moral collapse through abrasive and experimental sounds. Alexis Marshall’s vocal style evokes a mix of Michael Gira and Sleaford Mods. The album is unsettling yet powerful, offering a deep dive into despair that resonates profoundly. Dive into the dark and powerful world of Daughters’ ‘You Won’t Get What You Want’ – listen now and experience the intensity.

 "The Sciences crashes down, as anticipated as an asteroid aimed straight at the Holy Father’s throat."

 "Sound lines... positioned halfway between Matt’s granitic declinations and his High on Fire and Al’s shamanic mystical litanies."

Sleep's reunion album The Sciences marks a powerful return after over 20 years. Blending stoner metal with cosmic, hypnotic vibes, the band delivers a deeply spiritual and heavy sonic experience. Featuring Matt Pike and Al Cisneros collaborating again with Neurosis drummer Roden, the album showcases evolved yet familiar soundscapes. This release celebrates enduring bonds and musical synergy that transcends time and past struggles. Listen to Sleep's The Sciences and experience a cosmic stoner metal journey like no other!

 ‘8 is a wild and compact, cyclical album. It has neither beginning nor end, a metaphor for the divine fury that harnesses elements and marks the perpetual cosmic flow of Everything.’

 ‘Let your overexcited nervous system withstand the brutal passage, as if traversed by trails of particles released from a supernova explosion.’

Ufomammut's album '8' is a powerful, continuous journey through cosmic and primal energies. The eight tracks blend heavy doom metal, psychedelic, and tribal rhythms into a seamless magma of sound. The album flows cyclically with no clear start or end, reflecting the eternal cosmic cycle. It delivers intense, hypnotic moments alongside controlled, accelerated soundscapes. Overall, '8' is a wild yet compact masterpiece of primal musical energy. Dive into Ufomammut's '8'—experience the cosmic fury and hypnotic rhythms of this intense doom metal opus now!

 The ones that come after a huge screwing: unpleasant sense of violation, disgust, grave disappointment leading to anger.

 Villains is a pop album, even well-packaged... the pathetic attempts at self-convincing by an old fool who doesn't want to resign himself to the idea that one of his favorite bands has produced yet another well-packaged crap.

The review expresses strong disappointment with Queens of the Stone Age's album Villains, describing it as a well-packaged but hollow pop-rock effort. The author laments the loss of the band’s original psychedelic and distorted sound, criticizing several tracks as ugly and exhausting. Despite occasional glimpses of compositional skill, the album ultimately fails to satisfy. The reviewer associates this decline with the band’s aging and mainstream ambitions. Read the full review to discover why Villains might not live up to Queens of the Stone Age’s legendary reputation.