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Humanity is dying and has little left to live. Meanwhile, to get ahead with the work, I present you with a photo of myself to be placed on the tombstone. I also authorize various touches. Good luck.
 
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Here we need to get serious. The problem is of vital importance. Read carefully.
I will give you a step-by-step guide to clean your butt.

Things you need: a large bottle of water and soap.

Fill a water bottle with water. (Use a bigger one, over 700 ml; you can even fill two!)

Take these bottles into the stall with you. Sit on the toilet as you normally would to poop.

Poop and flush. (Seriously. Flush the poop before you start washing your butt.)

Wipe your butt with toilet paper, from front to back, to remove any large bits.

Take your water bottle and pour about a quarter of the water into your butt crack.

Get your soap (preferably liquid soap, but you can use a bar of soap) and apply some soap on your fingers, then apply/massage the area around your anus. Making sure to really get into all the crevices.

Pour water into your butt crack while massaging the area with your soapy hand. The water will rinse your butt and your hand at the same time!

Dry your butt with toilet paper.

*You can wash your penis and balls, but do that before washing your butt to avoid contaminating your penis and balls with bacteria from your butt.

**Recommended soap: Dr. Bronners Castile Soap, Ivory, medicated antifungal soap.
 
FEBBRE DA CAVALLO - "Er Pomata" in farmacia
A thousand lire and a gum as change...
 
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The rest of the cercopithecus after occupying an uninhabited favela
 
The Danse Society - Angel
Style SUPERFICIE 213, unique and unrepeatable.
 
Alberto Sordi - L'Elogio Funebre
I would like to emphasize the perfect pronunciation of the word Stocazzo.
 
Alberto Sordi - L'Elogio Funebre
I would like to emphasize the perfect pronunciation of the word Stocazzo.
 
BOMBOLO tennista....
Bombolo better than Sinner
 
La Canzone di NATALE di Vastatore 🦖🎄🎅
There is also the triceratops, which is out of tune anyway.
 
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ENT specialist ASL: without a doubt it’s related.
 
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Otolaryngologist ASL: without a doubt, it’s involved
 
A Certain Ratio - Yo Yo Gi
The video reminds me of WIPEOUT from the PS2.
 
PISANO vs MECCANICO
I drink, but with the Punto from 2000.
 
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A distant descendant of Lisa Gherardini, despite missing the hairdresser's appointment, takes a photo to renew her driver's license with her best profile (redone by the plastic surgeon).
 
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From the weekly puzzle magazine. Just for you.
Complete with the missing letters: And here is the p..l..o p....o, that goes to the al...z.a of c..o
 
Lo Sfasciacarrozze e Portaportese 1962
Educational channel. A brief compendium of sheet metal necrophores.
 
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This time, I'll treat you to the spoiled sushi.
 
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