Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7610 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Kerry King's frontal lobe, abandoned by its owner on the Salerno-Reggio Los Angeles. With that hair and that little face, he could have been the blond David Hasselhoff from Baywatch. Golden curls with a killer gaze: give it to the catechist!

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,62

With the scream of "Kill Again," he showed that you can scream louder than Rob Halford without being gay. With all the other songs, he demonstrated that you can be the bassist of the greatest thrash metal band of all time without knowing how to play the bass. With his grizzled goatee, he proved that there's no limit to the worst.

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 10,93

Hunchback, with a big nose and dark circles... he would basically have been a raccoon if Satan hadn't given him two legs made for sinning. With the opening of "Raining Blood," he knocked on the doors of hell and the Devil replied, "Just a second, I just got out of the shower." Take everything away from me, but not his double bass drum.

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 6,15

Among the first medallists to understand that shaving to zero was a preferable alternative to the buzz cut. The spiked bracelet made man. Ignorance made solo. The Devil who has eaten both the pot and its lid.

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,88

I'm a strange animal, I'm an exceptional guy. I'm the king of the neighborhood, I hold the power. If I lose my patience, violence kicks in, aaaah. On my motorcycle, I feel like a lion, and I swagger...

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,23

Boys! Boys! Boys!...pa-pa-pa-para-pà-pà!

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

Matt Pike. The Wolf Man who wears a white tank top and has armpit hair. The smile that kills you. The art of self-defense.

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

I always knew it: Santa Claus exists!!

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

Silvio, forget about Italy, go back to being the President of Milan. This house is waiting for you!

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: -0,31

Thank you for your white socks, for your pant cuffs, for the moonwalking, for the "Thriller" video that made me fear zombies until I was 25, and for the bassline of "Smooth Criminal."

di Bartleboom | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00