JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6432 days • Here since 30 october 2008
I admit it: in 1998 I watched an entire show of Christian De Sica without getting bored. It was the Parmacotto commercial.

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...and let the show BEGIN!!

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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please...

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I've been told that Mariolin Manzon is just Richard Benson in disguise, sblack-medal. I think I believe it.

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Sorry Pino but... they brought home a truckload of timber... is it that... maybe between one concert and another you could... oh really? Thanks Pino you're the best.

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But is it true that if you remove the tampax stuck in Sangiorgi's throat, he then has the same voice as Peter Steele?

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One good thing, however, is that he has a stupid face. That way, you already know what to expect.

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Wild flower Burning down the night Set the world alight....YA-YOH!

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An asshole. Honestly, nothing else comes to mind.

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But what are all these UNIs? We're talking about the Best Supporting Actors in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"!

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