JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6431 days • Here since 30 october 2008
5 full, beautiful, fun yet educational, available in multiple versions... for me one of the best games is Trivium Pursuit.

di JURIX | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 14,00

But... Why did the name change? I liked RICHARD better.

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There are comedians who make you laugh. There are those who don't make you laugh, and others who don't say a damn thing. Pippo Franco is one of the few who, when I hear him tell a joke, I feel embarrassed for him.

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One good thing about it, though, is that it has a fool's face. That way, you already know what to expect.

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What should a complete stranger, an illiterate former nobleman with a fucked-up face, and a mediocre presenter who used to be a "singer" and is drowning in gambling debts do? Find an excuse to get on television, regardless of whether it's to dance, sing, or straighten bananas with their asses. And since it's Italian television, they made it happen. LONG LIVE GOSSIP!!

di JURIX | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 1,78

A toilet with makeup. She realized that by going on TV, you can always find someone who thinks you're 'hot.' They put a microphone in front of her; it's clear that the spots for a showgirl or a letter girl were all taken.

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One good thing, however, is that he has the face of an idiot. That way, you already know what to expect.

di JURIX | Comments: 01 | DeRank™: 12,42

"Hail Mary full of grace, give me a grasp that the bullets fall."

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Do you have two fake breasts? Are you willing to show them in the name of the gossip god? Are you sure you're really a complete artistic nullity in every field? - YES INDEED! In fact, if it helps, I'll even do it while letting out a human burp just to give the papers something to talk about. - Perfect, we can turn you into a lovely singer for Italian variety television.

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Bill Clinton speaks to Congress, standing at the usual lectern, about the seriousness of the economic situation: - These are sad times for the American people, we will have to tighten our belts, we will have to grit our teeth!! (He pauses and looks down) Hey.. not you, Monica...

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