GUGLIELMO EPIFANI

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DeAge™ : 7260 days • Here since 24 july 2006

Dedalus Dedalus

11 jul 07

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THE UNION FEELS SO OFFENDED BY HIS WORDS THAT NOW IT WILL GO TO THE BEACH TO ENJOY SOME SUN AND HAVE A REFRESHING SWIM. I WOULD INVITE YOU COMRADE ARNOLD LAYNE, BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE TERRIBLY IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO. YOU STILL HAVE 12380 REVIEWS TO COMMENT ON AS WELL AS TO FUCK AROUND WITH 8730 DEBASERIAN COMRADES. BYE BYE

Dedalus Dedalus

11 jul 07

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GREAT COMPANION NONSOLOPROG/DEBEER/ARNOLDLAYNE/DAVE JONGILMOUR/VALERIANOPIRITI AND WHO KNOWS HOW MANY OTHERS.
THE UNION HAD A REFLECTION: YOU SPENT THE ENTIRE WINTER ON DEBASER, JUST IMAGINE NOW THAT THE SUMMER SEASON HAS STARTED!
A HOT SUMMER IS EXPECTED, DEAR FRIENDS AND COMPANIONS.
OR RATHER, THE HOTTEST THING WILL BE ARNOLDLAYNE'S KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER SCREEN WITH HIS 1231 FAKE ACCOUNTS.
MEDITATE FAKE, MEDITATE.

Black Sabbath Black Sabbath

9 jul 07

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EVERYONE STOP COMRADES.
THE TERM "HEAVY METAL" WAS FIRST USED BY A VIEWER OF STUDIO APERTO TO SPECIFY HOW HIS TESTICLES HAD BECOME AFTER WATCHING THE SAID NEWS PROGRAM FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW.
EVEN THE LEGENDARY COMRADE BRUNO VESPA CONFIRMS THIS VERSION IN HIS LATEST AND MAGNIFICENT LITERARY WORK "L'ITALIA SPEZZATA".

Iron Maiden The X-Factor

8 jul 07

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LONG LIVE THE REVIEWS ON IRON MAIDEN FANS!
EVERY TIME THERE ARE REVIEWS ON THIS FANTASTIC AND YOUNG BAND, AMAZING DISCUSSIONS OPEN UP AS SUDDENLY AS A GUNSHOT TO THE BUTT.
HURRAY, THE MEMBERS ARE IN A FRENZY FOR ALL THE TOPICS OF DISCUSSION THAT WILL STILL COME, SUCH AS WHO IS UGLIER BETWEEN BRUCE DICKINSON AND STEVE HARRIS, HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE THE DRUMMER HAS WASHED, HOW THEY MANAGED TO FIND A MASCOT OF SUCH BEAUTY, AND, ABOVE ALL, WHETHER THE COVERS OF IRON MAIDEN ALBUMS ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THOSE OF PITURA FRESKA.

Verdena Requiem

7 jul 07

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OH MY GOD, HOW FUNNY COMPANION ARNODLTRANQUIFUNKYLAYNE, THE LACK OF SLEEP HAS MADE HIM EVEN MORE AMUSING. WELL DONE, NOW TO CELEBRATE, HE SHOULD GO TO PAMELA ANDERSON'S WEBSITE AND GET HIMSELF ANOTHER NICE SOLO PROCEDURE, MAYBE SIPPING ON A GLASS OF SPARKLING WINE, REJOICING IN THE WONDERFUL DAYS HE'S HAVING.

Verdena Requiem

7 jul 07

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COME ON COMPANION ARNOLD JAX LAYNE, YOU CAN DO IT.
THE GUINNESS RECORD FOR 5 DAYS AND 18 HOURS WITHOUT SLEEPING IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, SURROUNDED BY PORN SITES AND DE BASER, IS ABOUT TO BE BROKEN.
THE PREVIOUS RECORD BELONGED TO COMPANION FRIKI IL PIPPAROLO, AND NOW HIS NAME WILL BE CARVED IN STONE.
LONG LIVE (HOPEFULLY WITH THE ASSUMPTION THAT LONG EXPOSURE IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN DOES NOT CAUSE SOME MUTATION AND/OR DEFORMATION) THE MOST PROLIFIC AND UPRIGHT COMPANION THAT THE HISTORY OF DE BASER KNOWS.

Umberto Balsamo Balla!

7 jul 07

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THE UNION BELIEVES THAT 94% OF THE COMMENTS ABOVE BELONG TO THE ONE AND UNBEATABLE COMRADE DEBASERDIPENDENTE DAVEJONGILMOUR/DEBEER/ARNOLFLAYNE/V ALERIANOPIRITI/ASTIANATTEORSI.
THEREFORE, THE UNION CAN ONLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE UMPTEENTH CONFIRMATION THAT COMRADE DEBASER P.C. EMPLOYEE DOES NOTHING ALL DAY EXCEPT FREQUENT DE BASER.
FINALLY, THE UNION MAKES A PROPOSAL; DEAR COMRADES, DONATE ONE EURO TO THE UNION'S NUMBER.
THE PROCEEDS WILL BE USED FOR THE ASSOCIATION "LET'S HELP DAVEJONGILMOUR GET OUT OF THE TUNNEL," WHICH WILL ARRANGE TO RENT AN ESCORT SO DAVEJONGILMOUR CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT NIGHT THAN IN FRONT OF A SCREEN.

John Zorn Six Litanies For Heliogabalus

7 jul 07

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DE BASER: MUSIC REVIEWS WRITTEN BY ROBYMICHIELETTO.

James L. Brooks Terms Of Endearment

4 jul 07

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BUDDIES NOFAKE AND HAPPYHIPPO, YOU'VE REALLY BROKEN THE BALLS.
NOW THE UNION IS GOING TO MAKE A NICE REQUEST TO KICK YOU BOTH OUT ON YOUR ASSES.
COME ON, GO PLAY ON THE PLAYSTATION OR GET YOUR BOTTLES READY.
MAYBE BRING YOUR LITTLE HITMAN FRIENDS TOO.

James L. Brooks Terms Of Endearment

4 jul 07

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Too bad that damn spring was just messing with you. For once, I’m serious: Nofake and Happypippo, you’re both really ridiculous. You’ve been tearing each other apart/insulting each other for months now, and the fact is, it’s definitely serious and pathetic simply because you’re no longer kids. If you've mistaken this site for a place to vent your internal frustrations (given your comments that spark continuous controversies even with many other users), you’re free to meet up and beat each other up, but outside of here. We’re all fed up with you kids pretending to be grown-ups.