GUGLIELMO EPIFANI

GREAT COMRADE ALEXANDER THE FAT, EVEN THE UNION LEADERSHIP WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT THE OTHER DAY, SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE USUAL MODENA CITY RAMBLERS OR C.S.I., AND THEY CAME ACROSS THIS FUCKING FANTASTIC ALBUM BY THE LEGENDARY MORTIFERI NOTTURNI. FROM THAT MOMENT ON, MEMBERS HAVE BEEN ON A CONSTANT SEARCH IN THEIR FAVORITE RECORD STORES FOR OTHER IMMORTAL MASTERPIECES OF MUSIC HISTORY LIKE "GOAL CORNER" BY RONALDUM ORAMAI MORTUM, "NUN C'E MAGGIORANZAM" BY PRODI'S MORTUUM, AND "TUTTA UNA FARSAM" BY LEGACALCIORUM MORTUUM.

GREAT COMPANION SEVENTH KING OF ROME TARQUINIUS THE PROUD, YOUR AURA OF SPARKLING FRESHNESS AND POSITIVE JOY OF LIVING HAS IMPRESSED ALL THE MEMBERS WHO ARE STILL BUSY FUMBLING THEIR BALLS IN A SHOW OF SOLIDARITY WITH THESE MYTHICAL KAMLOPEFRADELARA@LJA5AR.

GREAT COMRADE STIPEPE/RONALDO, YOUR WORK OF DISSEMINATING KNOWLEDGE COULD DECEIVE ANYONE, BUT NOT THE UNION MEMBERS WHO, GIVEN THEIR POLITICAL FORESIGHT AND THE EXPERIENCE GAINED THROUGH DECADES OF STRUGGLES IN THE SQUARE, RECOGNIZE INSTANTLY THE SUBVERSIVES MASKED AS FAKE-BURGEOIS.

COMRADE STIPE/ROCKHARDO, THE UNION CALLS YOU TO ORDER. IF YOU DO NOT STOP SMUDGING THE WALLS WITH OUTRAGEOUS WRITING THAT IS NOT IN LINE WITH THE DEMOCRATIC AND SOLIDARITY VALUES OF WORK, YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT BY ALL MEMBERS.

"Certainly, the American Akhenaten, mind of Judas Iscariot, needs no introduction. DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE RIGHT, COMRADE DEATH IN AUGUST, ARCAHETREHSOIYQW7H@RAN, MIND, HEART, AND ASSHOLE OF THE LEGENDARY ANTI-CLERICAL AMERICAN COMRADES JUDAS ISCARIOT THIRTY MONEY, CERTAINLY DOES NOT NEED INTRODUCTIONS. HIS FIGHT FOR BLACK RIGHTS ALONGSIDE MARTIN LUTHER KING MADE HISTORY, EARNING HIM A PLACE AMONG THE MOST RESPECTED AND FAR-SIGHTED HISTORICAL FIGURES EVER, AMONG WHOM THE UNION ALSO REMEMBERS WITH PLEASURE MUZIO SCEVOLA, MONICA LEWINSKY, LOREENA BOBBIT, AND FLAVIO BRIATORE."

THE UNION IS HEARD EVEN BY THE MODENA CITY RAMBLERS.

GREAT COMRADE DEATH ON FERRAGOSTO, YOUR MUSICAL SUGGESTIONS ARE ALWAYS EXTREMELY INTERESTING AND APPRECIATED BY A LARGE PART OF THE UNION, WHICH ALSO RECOMMENDS LISTENING TO OTHER TRUE MASTERPIECES OF THE GENRE SUCH AS "BRUFOLS AND SHIT" BY CEMETERYFROST, "VERONICA LARIO AND SILVIO BERLUSCONI" BY CHISENEFOTTEFROST, AND "PACS AND EUTANASIA" BY MASTELLANFROST.

GREAT COMRADE, ALL JOY AND CONFIDENCE IN LIFE, DEATH IN FERRAGOSTO, HIS DRAFT OF PEACE ALTERNATIVE TO THE ROAD MAP HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO ABU MAZEN AND OLMERT DIRECTLY FROM OUR EMBASSY IN TEL AVIV, WITH ALL THE ILLUSTRIOUS SIGNATURES THAT HELPED DRAFT IT, NAMELY RITA LEVI MONTALCINI, ALBANO CARRISI, ALESSIA MARCUZZI, AND BURZUM, IN THE HOPE THAT THE PROPOSAL WHICH FORESEES THE END OF THE INTIFADA IN EXCHANGE FOR A KILO OF ISRAELI GRAPEFRUIT AND PARTICIPATION IN THE NEXT GOVERNMENT MEETING TO BE HELD AT GARDALAND FOR EACH PALESTINIAN REFUGEE, CAN ALSO SATISFY THE HARDLINE WING OF HAMAS, AND CAN DISSUADE THEM FROM THEIR WARS AGAINST THE JEWISH STATE AND AGAINST THE TASTY COMOCITY OF THE BAGAGLINO.

GREAT COMPANION TESSIO82/VIC SORRISO/IOHOILPENE/PANDOLFCHANDELER /MARIO/EMANUEL FANTONI AND WHOEVER ELSE.
Wait a moment, now I am serious. You literally wrote "I can't keep up with these desperate cases, obsessed with me"...
But do you even read yourself? I mean, you’re the one who has about a hundred nicknames with which you routinely converse and confirm to yourself what you say?
For me, the only obsessed, and indeed paranoid, one here is you, who keeps going on with the same nonsense for months now.
Now reply to me with one of your usual phony nicknames, I won’t respond anyway, since I, like many others here, actually have things to do and don’t spend most of the day talking about the same sad nonsense. Not before telling you that I find everything you do pathetic. Yes, you guessed it, you’re just pathetic, nothing anarchic or transgressive about it.

GREAT COMRADE "OPTIMISM IS THE SCENT OF LIFE" DEATH ON FERRAGOSTO, EVEN IF THE MEMBERS ARE NOT REQUIRED BY THE STATUTES TO ENGAGE IN BEHAVIOR INAPPROPRIATE TO THE GOOD CONDUCT OF THEIR BODY, THE BOARD AUTHORIZES THEM TO SCRATCH THEIR BALLS IN EXCEPTIONAL CASES. AND THIS HAS ALL THE AIR OF BEING ONE.