GUGLIELMO EPIFANI

BUT HOW, SPOILED COMPANION SANJURO, HAS HE ALREADY GROWN TIRED OF RESPONDING TO THE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISMS FROM THE UNION? AND TO THINK HE WAS SO FIGHTING. WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT, NEXT TIME HE PLANS TO COUNTER THE MEMBERS HE SHOULD GET HELP FROM HIS SERVANT VIC SMILE.

EVEN THE UNION GREATLY APPRECIATES BUZZURRO FROM A HUMAN STANDPOINT, PARTICULARLY THE METASTASIS THAT IS SLOWLY DESTROYING HIS BRAIN AND AGONIZINGLY ENDING HIS VERY USEFUL LIFE.

AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, SPOILED ADOLESCENT COMPANION SANJURO, YOUR AFFECTION IS AN EXCREMENT OF A MEDUSA IN COMPARISON TO THE FOAMING GOLIARDY OF THE UNION.
READ AND LEARN.

COMPANION SPOILED KID PSEUDOFIGO SANJURO, WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT THAT YOU ARE AS GOOD AT WRITING IN A CORROSIVE WAY AS YOU ARE AT ACTING EXPRESSIVELY LIKE SYLVESTER STALLONE?

THE ONLY DISAPPOINTMENT FOR THE UNION IS WATCHING HOW THE COMRADE VIC LACCHÈ SORRISO HAS FALLEN SO LOW AS TO UNMOTIVATEDLY WAG HIS BUTT. THE SYMPATHY AND THE RANTING OF SOME REVIEWS OF VIC LACCHÈ SORRISO ARE REMARKABLE, BUT IT'S SAD TO SEE HIM NOW PRAISING A SPOILED KID WHO THINKS HE'S IMPORTANT AND WRITES AS CORROSIVELY AS A POODLE'S LITTLE FART.

SPOILED COMRADE SANJURO, THE UNION HAS NEVER OFFENDED ANYONE NOR DOES IT INTEND TO DO SO WITH A PSEUDO ANARCHOID SNOT NOSE LIKE YOU. IF YOU'RE AS PLEASANT AS A GUNSHOT TO THE ASS, THE FAULT IS NOT WITH THE MEMBERS.

TEENAGE COMPANION SPOILED KID WHO WANTS TO BE ALTERNATIVE SANJURO, BUT REALIZES HE'S RIDICULOUS?
HIS ALTERNATIVITY IS EQUIVALENT TO A THREE-YEAR-OLD KID PICKING HIS NOSE AND THEN SCRATCHING HIS BUTT.
THE LONELINESS IN WHICH HE ASSERTS A WHOLE BUNCH OF RAMBLING NONSENSE QUALIFIES HIM AS THE SUPREME BEING OF PSYCHOLOGICAL EMPTYNESS.
SHE IS AS TRANSGRESSIVE AS MY YELLOWED UNDERWEAR IN THE MORNING, AND HIS WRITINGS ARE AS FUNNY AND CORROSIVE AS MY GRANDMOTHER WITH A CANE GOING TO BUY PARSLEY FROM THE GREENGROCER.

COMRADE VIC LACCHè SORRISO, THE UNION IS STILL WAITING FOR THOSE FAMOUS RESPONSES.
MEMBERS ARE AWARE THAT SOME OF YOUR REVIEWS ARE AMUSING, BUT IN ALL HONESTY, THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE REASON FOR SUCH OBSEQUIOUSNESS TOWARDS THE SO-CALLED ALTERNATIVE TEENAGER SANJURO.
COMRADE VIC LACCHè SORRISO, PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THE NONSENSE FROM THE TEENAGER ABOVE.
THEY ARE NOT FUNNY, THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY MEDIOCRE AND WEAK BOTH IN TERMS OF INVECTION AND HUMOR.
FROM SOMEONE LIKE YOU, COMRADE VIC LACCHè SORRISO, THE UNION EXPECTED BETTER.
THE TRANSGRESSIVE KID COMRADE SANJURO IS JUST AS ALTERNATIVE AS SOMEONE WRITING "WASH ME, PIG" ON A DUSTY CAR.
MEMBERS ARE TRULY DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU, COMRADE VIC LACCHè SORRISO, HAVEN'T REALIZED THIS AND ONLY PRAISED HIM BECAUSE THE TRANSGRESSIVE TEENAGER COMRADE SANJURO DID THE SAME WITH YOU.
PLEASE COME TO YOUR SENSES WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME, COMRADE VIC LACCHè SORRISO, MEMBERS ARE WAITING FOR YOUR TRUE RETURN.

GREAT COMPANION EMODERIVATO, THE UNION HARDLY REMEMBERS A CONCENTRATE OF SO MANY NONSENSE CONTAINED IN SO FEW LINES.
WHILE CONGRATULATING YOU ON YOUR SYNTAX AND CORRECT GRAMMAR, THE MEMBERS WILL SOON AWARD YOU THE TITLE OF KNIGHT OF THE ITALIAN LANGUAGE SO THAT THE TASTE FOR BEAUTY IN TIME MAY BE PRESERVED.

COMRADE VIC LACCHè SORRISO, BUT WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER THE UNION QUESTIONS?
BUT THEN, DON'T YOU FEEL ASHAMED TO SELF-PRAISE YOURSELF SO PATHETICALLY?
"happy in my opinion you are the only one in here who still doesn't know vic sorriso, go take a look at his reviews so you understand what kind of living legend you're dealing with..."
BUT OF COURSE SHE IS TRULY A PATHETIC FRUSTRATED COMRADE VIC LACCHè SORRISO.
I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A NICE HEALTHY WALK WITH YOUR TRANSGRESSIVE TEENAGE STUDENT SANJURO AROUND THE POLICLINIC, SO HE CAN BE HOSPITALIZED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.