Cornell

DeRank : 14,77
DeAge™ : 7265 days • Here since 21 july 2006
Mika Life In Cartoon Motion
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"The singer of Lebanese origins shows great talent, both vocally (he manages to reach the range of Freddie Mercury, albeit with the help of falsetto). So, he should have stayed in Lebanon.. Because Mercury sang everything in full voice? Are you sure? I’ve never actually heard such a vocal range in Mercury, but I won't go further, someone might get angry. And don’t come talking to me about Bohemian Rhapsody, a piece stitched together in the studio, who knows how.. The high note of Under Pressure never heard live.. The Show Must Go On, a piece glorified and deemed unmissable, but why exactly? But listen to Beyond the Wheel, or Slaves and Bulldozers, or Jesus Christ Pose, or all of Temple of the Dog, and go look for live videos when Cornell was in his prime. Those are unmissable pieces, damn.. Far from Mercury, Mika, and various other clowns.."
Stefano Cantini L'Amico Del Vento
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What a page..
Tim Buckley Greetings from L.A.
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Thank you all, really..
I wanted to share my thoughts on Tim Buckley, it’s a shame that the most beautiful and important albums have already been reviewed.. And duplicates always seem a bit unappetizing..
@Longliverock: your comment is worth more than my review.
Megalosingers Megaloman
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You're absolutely out of your mind! Wow, Megaloman! Good times. You don't come out alive from the eighties.. The man who transformed into a taller man, with his package on display and the zipper visible when he moved his hair. Awesome! The most famous of the super-heroes, Megaloman! ME-ME-GA-GA-LO-LO-MAN.. MEGALOMAN! He fought against plastic monsters like Godzilla and Gamera with karate chops and incinerated them with the flame of Megalopolis, equipped with fireproof hair, never caught fire and I didn't understand why.. Smash, you're amazing! The most famous of the de-reviewers.. Regards to josa, of course.. But what about Spectraman?
Finley Tutto è possibile
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The Finley are the biggest punk-rock band of the last 30 years. Period!
Dream Theater Octavarium
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I absolutely agree with Barbanera! @Star: I notice with (dis)pleasure that you still haven't stopped by the gas station.. Do you have any alcohol at home? Or inflammable spray cans that you could at least use to burn your face? Anyway, I have to agree wholeheartedly with the Judge, you really must have nothing to do.. Long live the Drim Tiater!
Black Sabbath Sabotage
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Listen to me, gas is getting expensive, SET YOURSELF ON FIRE, NOW!
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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"After reviewing Gods Of War by Manowar, I couldn't refrain from analyzing the other pillar of the amazing 2007 metal scene, namely Systematic Chaos, the ninth studio album by John Petrucci, Mike Portnoy, John Ro Myung, Kevin James LaBrie, and Jordan Rudess, the unmatched Dream Theater. In my opinion, you could have easily refrained from that... Here's what you should do: since fuel prices are reaching unsustainable levels, don't spend your money on a few grams of smoke; instead, invest at least ten bucks in a drum from the gas station, then rush home while being careful not to spill it. At this point, open the drum, pour the contents over your head so that it soaks your whole body, then light a match and set yourself on fire with the, preferably original, copy of the masterpiece by Drim Tiater. Do this when you’re alone at home, so no one can call for help..."
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
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The album, MASTERPIECE, should be voted on separately.
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
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"Not for you" on In Utero?!? "an incredible and fascinating album, comparable in intensity to In Utero by Nirvana or Down On The Upside (????????) by Soundgarden". You’re out of your mind. Check with the DeMotore di ricerca that the album you want to review isn’t already in the magical DeDatabase.
If it is, it’s up to you to decide whether it makes sense to write another review: maybe yes (you have more to say), but maybe not. Exactly: MAYBE NOT! What else do you have to say??? Watch out for Stoney; if he catches you around, he’ll stone you!