Stràfiko Piezzecore

Jim, since in Savino veritas, don’t you think it’s exceptionally unpopular to talk about the croma when on Wednesdays there are pizzoccheri?

Very nice, I'm already looking for them on the mule. But is the nic a tribute to the snot?

The fact is, Surfer, I hate to tell you, but you're mistaken: there was no gratuitous use of profanity in the review. Every expletive is absolutely necessary and essential to make the review accurate and understandable. This can easily be proven by analyzing each individual curse word and its context. 1) "vad'affanculo chi dice il contrario": recent studies have shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that those who claim the Tool album is not a masterpiece can go fuck themselves. Some schools of thought believe they should go to Buccinasco instead, but that's a little-known theory. 2) "No cazzoni...": the word "cazzoni" was the only one that completed the iambic trimeter of the verse; consider it a poetic license. 3) "sociologo il cui nome significa 'vaffanculo' in aramaico": I consulted various Aramaic dictionaries, and "vaffanculo" was indeed the correct translation. 4) "Io volevo i Miù, brutto tritacazzi": this is a pun of rare emotional impact, based on the combination of the words "tritacarne" and "cazzi." 5) "dopo la messa stura culi brasiliani che è una crema": one could have also said "stura deretani brasiliani che è una crema," but it sounded awkward. 6) "mentre il mio cantava inni partigiani, stronza": trust me, she's a bitch.

Not even to me

But no, come on.

My dear Barbiuzza, don’t believe it; actually, Trelli adores them, it’s just that she can’t go around saying she likes a bunch of radical chic posers... how would she face Greggone afterward? In fact, the cover is a piece of junk: it’s incredible what can come out of Photoshop and two super orange trumpets.

Finally a review of Velvet Underground & Nico on Debaser. It was about time someone wrote one.

Me too... in a bit, I'll inject it straight into my veins. Plus, I've messed up a couple of diopters looking at the stereoscopic images of the package through those damn glasses. It's all very shamanic.

Billy6F, don’t joke around: I assure you that man is a genius, try to watch him while you’re high and you’ll understand. I’ve been doing it for years and it’s always given me great satisfaction. By the way, BaschetCheisGorl, can you get me the signed T-shirt? In return, I’ll give you Orlando Bloom’s pencil holder.