CoolOras

DeRank : 2,91
DeAge™ : 8013 days • Here since 1 july 2004
Il Giardino dei Semplici Le Favole del Giardino
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Bah, too predictable our Ale87: you’ve realized you’ve made a fool of yourself yet again, and now you’re trying to turn the tables. Until proven otherwise, you've always been the one chasing after me; even this time you came running to lick my balls as soon as you saw one of my comments—wonder how excited you were, huh? Far from being a free jester, it’s you who seeks me out and can’t stop mentioning my name. And please, don’t lie to yourself: it’s obvious you’re getting worked up and trying to hide it clumsily, probably because you feel powerless in this situation, as evidenced by your sour and resentful replies (not provocations…). Come on, go cry and play the victim to your friend Mutanda, oh great prophet of nonsense on the internet. I’d be happy to apply the menthol powder for you, and I’ll bring a towel for your armpits as well. You never know.
Il Giardino dei Semplici Le Favole del Giardino
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Haha, our master of nonsense aka "I hate those who take everything seriously on the internet" has snapped again. Damn, it takes so little for our genius of frivolity to turn red in the face. But one thing, who cares if you've already been here? You see you're losing it and you don’t even realize it. Tell me, why did you decide to intervene NOW (post no. 38 since I have to explain everything to you)? Chitihachiamatoincausa? Tell me, why did you come into this review just to write something about me? The options are 2, and I'll repeat them if you want: either you like me and you're shy and don't know how to reveal yourself, or you've accumulated so much frustration these days on Debaser that you can't do anything but vent with these bitter little phrases. Come on, sooner or later you'll find a job, I'm with you, but in the meantime, keep delighting us with more gems, oh supreme genius of nonsense on the web!
Il Giardino dei Semplici Le Favole del Giardino
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Hey master of web nonsense, what’s wrong, are you butt-hurt? I mean, you came to this review solely because you saw one of my comments and thought it was a good idea to throw one of your usual elementary school jabs at me. In short, you came here just because I was here, oh what an honor. There are two possibilities: either you’ve grown fond of me and are trying to get my attention in every way possible, or you’re so sore about looking like an idiot that the only thing left for you to do is vent in other reviews. Just in case, keep blessing us with more of your wisdom, oh great master of web nonsense!
Il Giardino dei Semplici Le Favole del Giardino
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"<<BUT I'LL SPIT ON YOU>> This is fantastic!"
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV
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Beyond the music, the idea isn't bad at all. And anyway, Reznor can afford it, since it's well known that NIN fans are very devoted.
N.E.R.D. In Search Of...
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Come on Ale, with your 21 years (or more, who knows?), can’t you move beyond middle school jokes? Maybe that’s why you still can’t find a job; you probably plateaued there. Come on, supreme master of nonsense, genius of web tomfoolery, opponent of those who take themselves seriously online, gift us with more high-class gems!
Iron Maiden Powerslave
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Higher and higher! And now we reach 110!
30 Seconds To Mars A Beautiful Lie
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Ok Grant ;) But in fact, it's MTV that labels them Emo, but they are not at all. Not at all. Anyway, just to clarify, since they blew up here in Italy, I definitely find them much more irritating, mostly because of some superstar attitudes from Leto and the crowd that follows them, now mostly made up of fake alternative girls. But that doesn't take away from the fact that I consider this album and the one before it to be good albums with good songs. Then if they’re on MTV now, I care little about it, unlike other people who give them a 1 without even listening to the albums.
30 Seconds To Mars A Beautiful Lie
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I’m really curious to know if all the people who rated it 1 have truly listened to this album, or if they’re just basing it on the fact that their videos are now playing on MTV. Who knows!
N.E.R.D. In Search Of...
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You organized it, right? I can see you’re pretty knowledgeable about the topic. Come on Ale, master of web nonsense, go cry to your friend Mutanda.