Venusiano Sarcastico

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Tell me one piece where you can define this asshole of a drummer as "MONSTROUS"...

The practice of auto-fellatio offers several curiosities:
An urban legend, likely based on the well-known intense erotic activity of the poet Gabriele D'Annunzio, has attributed the use of auto-fellatio to this character, made possible after an operation during which he supposedly had two ribs removed. A professional photographer has made auto-fellatio the inspiring theme for his artistic photos. Black and white or color images depict him in various positions, where his interest in form and contour lines stands out, combined with sought-after and decidedly refined chiaroscuro effects and brightness. On the island of Bali, locals sell tourists dark wooden sculptures (generally small like a chestnut; but there are larger ones reaching a height of about 20-30 cm) depicting a corpulent man, bare-chested and dressed only in a loincloth, seated with crossed legs, and with his head lowered to hide his face in his lap; the face is framed by a zigzag pattern of ten notches, which should correspond to the ten fingers with which he would cover his eyes. According to some, the figure is Buddha, while others say it represents a Hindu or Malaysian deity. When locals are questioned about it, they tend to avoid expressing an opinion, perhaps out of modesty or because it pertains to their religious beliefs. In fact, it seems that in Bali there exists a secret sect whose members practice autospermophagy, thereby exhausting their life cycle within themselves.

Auto-fellatio is oral sex performed by a man on himself: a form of masturbation that involves stimulating one's own penis with one's mouth and tongue. In reality, it is an act that the vast majority of men find impossible; it requires the right combination of a slim body, significant spinal flexibility, and sufficient penis length to accomplish this act.
Auto-fellatio (selfsucking in English), when these requirements are met, can be performed in various positions: standing, kneeling, sitting, or lying on the back. In fact, there are essentially two main positions: the "C" position and the "X" position.
The "C" position is the most common and simply involves bending the torso forward until reaching one's own penis with the mouth. It is rarely performed while kneeling (due to the fullness of the thighs pressing against the lower ribs), and even less often while standing (a more strenuous posture). Most people capable of auto-fellatio do it: sitting on a flat surface (on the ground or on a bed) with legs spread; sitting on a raised position (a chair, a stool, etc.), where the advantage of the foot push allows for further hip approach; and finally from a supine position, lying flat on the ground or on a bed and throwing the legs back as if to perform a backward roll.
The "X" position is the most difficult of all and requires extreme flexibility, akin to that of true circus performers. It is a "C" position where the body is further bent (we would say beyond 180 degrees), appearing as if rolled into itself. It can only be performed while lying on the back and throwing the legs back, causing the head to emerge between the thighs, followed by the entire torso and arms, and finally locking the legs that are turned back by passing them under one's own armpits. In this position, the chin ends up at the height of the testicles.
There are, scattered around the world, associations of enthusiasts of auto-fellatio (many of which can be found online). Generally, they advise great caution and prudence when performing this practice, as for those who are not predisposed, hasty and clumsy attempts could lead to serious damage to the spine.

I imagine when they had to choose the name of the group... more than anything, I wonder how they manage to stay serious.

Holy shit!

He hardly works anymore and has dedicated himself body and soul to the fight against illness.
Now, Starsky and Hutch has been relaunched, one of the most iconic TV shows of all time. The two actors haven't done much else in life. I believe they will forever be tagged as Starsky and Hutch, and that’s it. David Soul (the blonde Hutch) has led a violent and dissolute life. He has been married six times, regularly sending his wives to the hospital for abuse... and frequently getting into trouble for violence and public drunkenness. Paul Michael Glaser (the brunette Starsky) has had a terrible fate. Happily married, in 1981 he was expecting his first child. His wife, after a difficult delivery, had to undergo a transfusion. She contracted AIDS, which she also transmitted to the baby. The second child was infected as well, since no one suspected the illness (which was only just being recognized at the time). Paul lost his wife and a seven-year-old daughter, while his son survives, though HIV-positive.
And let's not even talk about the kids from Fame... none of them found success, except for Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli... yes, the headstone with the wig). He has truly become a great musician, a serious professional "behind the scenes."

Often we talk about the old TV shows from the seventies and eighties that have become cult classics. Some adore them and form fan clubs to keep the myth alive... while others hate them and find them ridiculous, never having been able to stand them. Regardless, they are part of our lives... they are reference points and, for better or worse, accompanied our childhood. They set trends, and the actors who played in them felt like part of the family.
I often wondered: what happened to those actors? Did they find success? Did I see them again, perhaps without recognizing them? What have they done since then?
I did a little research, and I was somewhat disappointed.
Listen to this.
Do you remember Arnold? The story of the two adopted African American boys, taken in by a wealthy family. A very sad fate, that of the boys.
Dana Plato (the beautiful stepsister Kimberly) died of an overdose in 1999.
Gary Coleman (Arnold) met the ultimate bad luck. Afflicted by serious growth disorders, he was used and then discarded by the star system. After fame and glory, he hardly worked in show business again (except for a small role on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) and often found himself in legal troubles. Now he works as an illegal parking attendant and frequently gets into trouble with the law.
The same fate befell the actor who played the older brother Willis. He is currently in prison for weapons and drug trafficking.
And what about "Three's Company"? Who hasn't felt a warm spot in their heart for the adventures of the charming blonde twins, their uncle, and the burly bearded butler?
Poor Anissa Jones (little Buffy) died in 1976 (she was not yet 18). Struck down by a cocaine and barbiturate overdose, she was cremated, and her ashes were scattered at sea, with no funeral.
Johnny Whitaker (the little brother Jody) did a few films after the series ended, but with no remarkable results. After Anissa's death, he was so devastated that he dropped everything.
Now he works as a computer technician and has created (among other things) the theme song for Friends. Occasionally, he works as a manager for child stars, motivated by a desire to protect childhood from the harshness of being on stage.
Brian Keith (the uncle) committed suicide in 1997 (he was very ill).
Cissy, the older sister, played by actress Kathy Garver, has had better luck. We've seen her in many films, where she has always worked with discretion and maturity. Who recognized her in Apollo 13?
Moreover, she is one of the leading producers of electric toys in the USA.
The burly butler French, after a great career as a voice actor for Disney cartoons (he was the voice of Bagheera the panther in The Jungle Book), died of a heart attack.
And what about "The Bradford Family"? Who hasn't followed the stories of the eight American kids? Do you remember Nicholas (Adam Rich)? Yes, the little one... the one with the funny face and the bowl haircut. Believe it or not, this kid was already doing drugs on the set of the show (and he wasn't even 10!). He got in trouble so many times, ending up in jail for armed robbery and drug trafficking. His television dad often got him out of trouble, but eventually even he gave up.
In 1996, news broke of Adam's violent death, but the mystery surrounding his end lives on today.
Currently, Canale5 is re-airing the delightful series "Bewitched."
The two protagonists, Samantha and Darrin, are lovely. She is beautiful in her optical mini skirts, and he is sweet and endearing, despite being a bit plain.
Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York both passed away prematurely from cancer.
And what about Family Ties? The show that launched the talented Michael J. Fox, the actor who gave us so many wonderful films (including the Back to the Future saga). Michael was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease when he was only 30. He barely works anymore and has dedicated himself wholeheartedly to fighting the illness.
Starsky and Hutch has also been revived, one of the most iconic

I was told at the bowling club that behind chef Tony from Miracle Blade is actually Lars Ulrich. Kirk Hammett seems to be, from an initial analysis, involved in the infomercials of Media Shopping for the vibromassager. Unverified rumors even suggest that Robert Trujillo is the stunt double for that guy on Italia 7 at 11:30 PM who can make you win 200 euros if you guess how many triangles are in the image shown on the TV. Hetfield, according to a recent interview, is supposed to be the next correspondent for Lucignolo alongside Melita Toniolo.

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