Saputello

DeRank : 1,47
DeAge™ : 7321 days • Here since 25 may 2006
Dream Theater Constant Motion
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Oh yes, my lord! My vocabulary is quite colloquial, but please do not consider my temperament in such a way; but come now, indulge me a little with the ancient and licentious practice of fellatio!
Dream Theater Constant Motion
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Damn, you know me so well. All I know is that you call yourself dream theater, which doesn’t exactly qualify your creativity in an exciting way, I’d say...
Dream Theater Constant Motion
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Anyway, if you’ve graduated and have the courage to give this album a 5, you’ve really thrown your years of music down the drain, in my personal opinion.
Dream Theater Constant Motion
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"ANYWAY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW I'M A GRADUATE OF THE CONSERVATORY SO YOU DO YOUR THING...I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE SANTA CECILIA CONSERVATORY." Oh how clever, you’re showing off because you’re graduated. Just know that your diploma is as valuable as the soles of your shoes; it's not a piece of paper that measures a musician's skill and especially their creativity.
Dulce Pontes O Primeiro Canto
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Beautiful there. I really love strong sad songs, so long live fado, long live sadness!
Noisettes What's The Time Mr. Wolf
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I know, I know that the habit doesn't make the monk... but, what a shitty name they have.
Leonard Cohen Dear Heather
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I'm sorry, but getting information from Rolling Stone about which albums to pick is like building a video library based on the advice from TV Sorrisi e Canzoni.
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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Sorry, but I have some explosive news, and it's a bit cerebral too. The first video/single from the new album has been released, here's a sneak peek (watch out for the spaces)....
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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Excuse me for disturbing, is this the Sonata Arctica fan club?
Terrence Malick The Thin Red Line
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This review kicks ass, and then it also fixes them for you!