Elettrofandango
In Quanto Già Peccato

REPORT OF PREVENTIVE SEIZURE OF COPIES OF THE DISC "IN QUANTO GIÀ PECCATO" BY THE SUBVERSIVE GROUP ELETTROFANDANGO

SUBJECT: destruction of n° 283 copies in CD format, subjected to judicial seizure on 12/11/2009 with record no. 2890. Stored in the records of this Command.


In the year 2009, on the 11th day of December, in execution of seizure order no. 2890 issued by the preliminary investigation judge of the DeBaser district court, Dr. Teofilo Scagazzi, were seized number 283 copies of the disc titled "In Quanto Già Peccato" by the subversive group from Veneto Elettrofandango, composed of the individuals: Giovanni Battista, Marco Giusto, Francesco Montagner, Stefano Scattolin, and aided by the sinful videos of the already fugitive Alberto Boem. The disc was released during 2009 but their illegal activity dates back to 2004.

Reasons for seizure: following numerous reports from civilians who, upon listening to the aforementioned disc, suffered facial abrasions, permanent ear drum lesions, fell into a trance state, experienced intense uncontrollable orgasmic states originating from the lower abdomen and pubic area, and instantaneous explosion of domestic animals, chemical inspections were carried out on "In Quanto Già Peccato" revealing the following irregularities:
- Value of the lyrics exceeding the norm;
- Total absence of the usual clichés of Italian indie rock required by the Agnelli-Godano decree of 1998;
- Concentration of post-punk values exceeding the limits imposed in the regulation on socially toxic substances;
- No traces of moralism found;
- Suspected involvement with the old clan leader Remo Remotti in drafting the scandalous pieces "confessions of an old
pervert" and "confessions of a Garibaldian";
- Sudden rhythm changes not recorded in the land registry;
- Decibel levels exceeding the limits prescribed by law;
- Traces of Jesus Lizard and Math rock with illicit inserts of Tom Waits-esque poetics;
- Unauthorized mixing by Giulio Favero and exaltation of analog sound;
- Incitement to sonic violence;
- Vandalism against their musical instruments;
- Advocacy of vices and excesses;
- Fondness for extreme metal in an indie context;
- Insult to religions.

Despite the details previously described, there is however a harmonic taste beyond the norm, for which the prefect has expressed formal appreciation.

Notes from Judge Scagazzi: "It's like drinking alcohol and menstruation. It's like drinking alcohol and menstruation."

Pending the resolution on the destruction of physical copies, all those who have already purchased "In Quanto Già Peccato" are invited to hand it over to the nearest police station and in any case to no longer insert it into a CD player.
All members of Elettrofandango are barred from public offices and from attending Arci venues until investigations determine their responsibilities regarding the detected irregularities.