Saputello

DeRank ™: 1,47

DeAge™ : 7321 days • Here since 25 may 2006

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Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

4 jun 06

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Wow!!! 4:20 on average. No kidding.

When the legendary vocalist Avril Lavigne is, genital-wise, wrecked by a Caucasian Mammoth, perhaps I will manage to reassess her, but it's not guaranteed. For now, I enjoy the latent references in her CDs to the harmonic rhythmic experimentation of Bela Bartok.

Rammstein Reise, Reise

4 jun 06

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Every time I try to read the comments of Monsignor Sfascia-Carrozze, I hear a gloomy sound of bolts clashing against the incestuous, obsolete metal sheets of my brain, producing despair in my dutiful neurons, forced to commit suicide by the sadistic march of the Sfascia-Carrozzian period. Such sounds are accompanied by a heavy mazurka in B minor, coming from the lower belly, often igniting, albeit reluctantly, horrifying scrotal vibrations.
Saputello cum peperonata dixit.

Oasis (What's the story) Morning Glory

4 jun 06

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damn tyler69m... how aggressive we are. You even have to bring up the gray code (which I unfortunately know). If you want, we can meet one day face to face and I'll explain my vision of music, the bands I love, the ones I don't respect, and why I don't respect them, the feelings I experience when I listen to certain tracks. And then I'll recommend all the artists I believe are more interesting than Oasis, from my point of view. British or not, last ten years or not, best band or not, I think the artistic values of Oasis records are very low, and overvalued. On the other hand, I don't assess the quality of music based on how much it has sold (otherwise a lot of crappy music would deserve rehabilitation), ESPECIALLY if we're talking about music from the last 10 years. I’m a fucking genius. Noel Gallagher said it.

Oasis (What's the story) Morning Glory

3 jun 06

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"I want to know the other 20 English bands of the last 10 years better than Oasis." When I said that, I was counting in base 3.

Oasis (What's the story) Morning Glory

3 jun 06

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Of course I'm an idiot! What nonsense...

Maloscantores Musica Sarda

3 jun 06

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Damn, you might be right... but what does that have to do with this review?

Audioslave Audioslave

3 jun 06

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Yes, okay. But why did you turn this opinion, which you could have easily placed in the comment section of the previous reviews, into a review? "To satisfy my whim." Alright, but if there's one thing you struggle with, it's "Making people reflect." All you're doing is reminding us that "this cd is rubbish." "Listen to Hypnotyze and you'll realize that [...] Audioslave suck." Oh, okay, that's what you meant.
"Morello [...] plays like a show-off with the guitar [...] of the collective."
"Tom [...] does nothing."
I [...] am someone who listens [...] to the whim I mentioned at the beginning." Well done, the rhyme!! Yo!
"So the whim I spoke of at the beginning [...] is a stupid, childish, and self-harming attitude." Good! There's even self-criticism! 5!