Adriano Bernard

Most Gentle Viscount of this crap, I feel compelled, by the unnatural situation, to point out that by expressing yourself like a big ear you have forgotten the beautiful and finest art and language of Italian. If I am called Adriano Bernard, contrary to all evidence, it is a name of a masculine person! And if the cocky viscount does not understand that in Italian the name Adrian is masculine, for some strange and mysterious reason why does it call me SHE in the above comment? And if it doesn't grasp a damn thing of what I'm saying, given that frankly I’m struggling to understand a damn thing of what it is saying, the undersigned is getting quite angry because it seems he doesn’t get a lot of what you’re droning on about! By the way, professor, whatever the hell you think, if I speak Italian better than you do, which from the way you speak seems to show, I won’t be surprised in saying, a man or 19th-century poet with severe vocal handicaps!

Dear sir, In this (mess) of a review, it is impossible to understand an eminent (fuck). I hope the message is clear to you, your highness, more than your review was clear to me.

I also listen to metal; I like a bit of everything. And then the covers of their albums, with that writing, I’ve seen them somewhere before: super cool!

Dear colleagues, let’s drop the charade, shall we? When are you going to stop speaking and expressing yourselves like a normal person instead of like an emeritus test of bullshit? With this method, some poor soul might actually understand something of what you’re saying!

AH AH AH... magnificent... ah ah ah... the funniest I've read! That 5 is worth a 10!!!

hey, i live music, we can't hear you anymore, why??

whalà

Ah, I almost forgot the grades...

Dear pretty boy:
1 register because you are really cowardly to hide behind such a nickname;
2 Why wouldn't you rate 1 for the review that sucks as much as the record??
3 Never dare to call me a fool again because I don't know you and I've never disrespected you, something I will definitely do in the immediate future if you keep bothering and giving 5 to that jerk Masini.
4 That vulgar and silly nonsense you wrote up there doesn't make anyone laugh.
5 You would do humanity a favor if you stopped saying nonsense here on DeBaser, because you don't even know what you're talking about, you're just a stupid little boy who wants to have fun insulting everyone without any logical reasoning.
6 Bye and I hope to never hear from you again and not to have to trouble myself to respond to your nonsense.

WOW! I'm rushing to download!