Adriano Bernard

Devon to talk to you and your accommodating little whore. I would like to point out (not to be mean, but you make me do it) that the little whore in the picture looks more like you, with half her tits hanging out... Anyway, it doesn’t seem to me that you can talk considering what you listen to: Robbie Williams (not too bad, but giving him a 5 is something for a lovesick girl), Aqua (true garbage from an ice-cold ad), George Michael (a fairy who’s been annoying us on MTV for about 20 years), Jovanotti (a jerk who only makes ignorant little songs and summer hits like “the navel of the world”), and you even sink to the level of the Blue and below with Green Day (oh my god, what a horror) and SPICE GIRLS damn, basically the Blue in female form! In short, all super commercial stuff from OCHETTE and Zoccollette. So you might want to shit yourself, and anyway, I voted as much as Mary! Second, what the hell do you want? You’re even more childish than us putting a 5 on a record just for fun! And by the way, sorry to say it... I vote however the hell I want and as many times as I want! Plus yes, this review will be famous, but for being the review of the most sh*tty album on Debaser!

The song is sappy, and it's no coincidence that it was used in that epic American fluff piece!

Giuse, what did they do to you? Did the doctors make you undergo some ridiculous therapy?! How horrific...

Ah, countryside... you’ve got everything uh, you just spout nonsense and you haven’t even replied about the groups I listen to, which aren’t even remotely comparable to Pooh! What are you doing, we’re discussing and you change the subject because you can’t respond? Are you pulling a Berlusconi?! Anyway, "find me a 62-year-old who still sings like a god," I can find someone who sings better than that shoe of Pooh and is about the same age: Mark Knopfler (ex Dire Straits) is 57. Ian Gillan (DEEP PURPLE) is a solid 61 and with his voice, he SCREAMS like I've never heard, he shakes the walls! And you come to talk to me about that crap of Pooh? Have we gone mad?

cOMMERCIALISSIMI AND DON'T WANNA MISS A THINK IS A LITTLE JINGLE FROM OMNITEL'S AD, JUST LIKE SHAKIRA'S WEREVER. AND MELENSA LASTS 5 MINUTES AND IT'S DEADLY BORING. AFTER YOU'VE HEARD THE MELODY 2 TIMES, YOU'RE ALREADY FED UP!

Oh my god, no, I've already had a discussion about Queen in the review of Freddy (I don't remember the title, but there's him shaving). It's not that they're terrible, but I find them hugely overrated! The fact that Queen made music history? No, that was made by Elvis, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd... but definitely not Queen!

Blink 182 are even more faux-punk and sellouts than Green Day!

guns n' roses and queen I can't stand; they just do nonsense! You listen to Green Day, who are even worse because they do fake punk!

Dire Straits, Led Zeppelin, Dave Matthews, Deep Purple, Porcupine Tree, Novembre, Joao Afonso, Federico Einaudi, Nosound, Jethro Tull, Roger Waters, Enya.... and so many others.

So why don't you authenticate yourself???