Sanjuro

DeRank : 0,49
DeAge™ : 7515 days • Here since 12 november 2005
Sweek The Unbelievable Cinematic Crash
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Ahhh the drummer, how are you doing? I play the bass, but I don't have a band anymore. It would take an amazing drummer who follows their own rhythms, maybe with some jazzy parts hehe :)
Sweek The Unbelievable Cinematic Crash
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Wow, nice review! I'm going to look them up, but do you play something?! bye bye :)
Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Force Marching Out
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If this guy gives a little finger to a girl, I think he finishes in 3 seconds!
Jesse McCartney Beautiful Soul
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Come on, let’s stop tearing this girl apart, she might be cute :) hehehe
Leonard Cohen New Skin for the Old Ceremony
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A girl reviewing Cohen, I could fall in love :)
Leonard Cohen Songs of Leonard Cohen
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Simply my all-time favorite album, the most punk album in history. Resorting to intimacy and calm while surrounded by politicized freaks. This is punk, individualism, independence, art!!! It deserves a 6, well done Janis :)
Bruce Springsteen The Rising
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Bruce is the emblem of the stereotypical American rocketeer, never tolerated.
Jesse McCartney Beautiful Soul
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Amazing, I have my room filled with his posters and when night falls, looking at them, I can't tell you what I do hihihihiihihi
The Distillers Coral Fang
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I'm not trying to make you understand that I know punk; I'm simply saying, with significant examples, that in 2003 an album like Coral Fang is an anachronism: you are the one not looking to the future. Punk rock or the nonsense that Brody does was done better by a thousand bands back in the early '90s. The movement is called Riot Grrl or Fox Core, whatever you want to call it. And it boasts the names I've mentioned... I don’t want to pretend to be a music expert; if you like The Distillers, good for you, but download Bricks Are Heavy by L7 or Fontanelle by Babes in Toyland... then let me know :)
The Distillers Coral Fang
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No then. Just because I said that my review isn't the best on this earth doesn't automatically mean that the album is good. It's a half-assed piece of crap, and if you don't know a damn thing about music and give a 5 (a rating that should be reserved for masterpieces of all time) to Dalla and his buddies, you’re just pathetic. Now let me explain, kids: around the end of the '80s, a band called L7 formed in Los Angeles: raw, sincere, visceral, kicking the ass of almost every male "enemy" of the time. Then there are the Babes In Toyland, who peaked with Fontanelle: just listen to that album and then this one, and at the same time go shove yourselves down the toilet and flush. Then came Bikini Kill, another historical band of feminist punk, and we have the TNT hard rock of 7 Year Bitch, with its acme in the album Viva Zapata! And if these examples aren't enough, I could mention the famous Plasmatics of Wendi Williams or Joan Jett herself, or maybe the leader of the X-ray Spex (who released their only true manifesto Germfree Adolescents in 1978)... I could talk to you about the authenticity of the Slits, but since you don’t know a damn thing about anything, listen to The Distillers and their recycled punk and their crappy fake singer. Ahhh this damn band is well-known by pseudo-punky girls and their videos like Drain The Blood shoved it right up the ass of everyone on MTV. It was 3 years ago, you probably forgot. Enjoy listening. I, however, that dumbass, consider punk to be what came out in '74 or '77 or the '80s hardcore starting with Germs... adios caprones.