JimMorrison

DeRank : 3,31
DeAge™ : 7548 days • Here since 10 october 2005
David Slade Hard Candy
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Yes yes, Kosmo is my Snow White and should never have witnessed my affectionate displays with Mariaelena and the squabbles with Nick. I'm immediately putting a repair 1 on this review even though it's actually the recipe for a film that never existed. Mariae', I’m staying with Kosmo but if you want to get involved with me as a bedfellow I’m available.
Sam Raimi Spiderman 3
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@ZiOn: Rossopomodoro overlooking Piazza del Plebiscito. The waiter was kind of annoying me, especially when I asked him at the bill, "Are you Neapolitan?" and he said, "Of course," and I replied, "What's the number for 'a cabbala in the smorfia?" and he said, "Pay and get lost..." he seemed a bit upset. The local typical products were nice, I would have appreciated some tanned tits as well.
David Slade Hard Candy
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It's not just a matter of getting laid but also of emotions. Have you ever felt that fluid coursing through part of your body when you love? You know, right at the moment you wear the expression of Alvaro Vitali at the peephole. That’s a fluid of emotions.
David Slade Hard Candy
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I really think I need to distance myself from you. The other day you spoiled the surprise of the kinder egg for me, the day before yesterday you pulled Nino's hair when I wanted to do it, now you want to get with Mariaelena but I like her more... I don’t like you anymore.
Sam Raimi Spiderman 3
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ZiOn the day before yesterday I was in Naples but you weren't there. I waited for you for two whole hours, sitting and eating a pizza at Rosso Pomodoro, but you didn't come. I really think I love someone else now.
David Slade Hard Candy
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So, has anyone seen this movie... And I thought it was completely made up by that charming guy Nick. So if it exists, it probably sucks, and if it sucks, the excitement doesn't matter, and if it does matter, it matters little.
Sam Raimi Spiderman 3
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This review is so nice that I can't wait to hook up with the janitor instead of watching the movie...
David Slade Hard Candy
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But does anyone actually know it? But if you made up this movie...
Sam Raimi Spiderman 3
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So beautiful that to cry I had to polish my pupils with onions...
David Slade Hard Candy
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Happypippa saw it and said it's really something...