JimMorrison

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DeAge™ : 7559 days • Here since 10 october 2005

Love Contact

AA.VV. Sanremo 2006 -56° Festival della Canzone Italiana

8 mar 06

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But can you imagine Gemma's mailbox?

AA.VV. Sanremo 2006 -56° Festival della Canzone Italiana

8 mar 06

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I’m tired, let me know when I can take the bird out of your ass, I need to pee!

AA.VV. Sanremo 2006 -56° Festival della Canzone Italiana

8 mar 06

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Given how many meanings of Mooo?

AA.VV. Sanremo 2006 -56° Festival della Canzone Italiana

8 mar 06

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Yes, we are a loud spectacle. When we fight, there are usually two people shouting curses (see above) while kicks and slaps fly around, and about thirty onlookers just standing by, watching and commenting without doing anything: the thrill of the show. Often, there are even those who bet on it too. If the brawl happens at the CEP (my sister's bedroom window overlooks a Gladiator amphitheater), it leads to weeks of laughter. Women throwing flower pots from windows, men coming down in pajamas or underwear onto the street wearing Dr. Sculls wooden clogs, dumpsters flying through the air, girls pulling each other’s hair, men grabbing each other by the balls, vivid colors, police, SER, Security Guards, Carabinieri, NATO, FAO, NASA, my cousin.

AA.VV. Sanremo 2006 -56° Festival della Canzone Italiana

8 mar 06

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I take it as a mission, a fixed point to look at in my life! I don't know if one day I will have the opportunity to do it, but if I ever get the chance, my first album will definitely be self-titled: I'll call it "mòòòòòò". Special thanks to Caz, of course. Frengo was great, even though it would have been way cooler to listen to him without understanding a damn thing. To try the perspective...

AA.VV. Sanremo 2006 -56° Festival della Canzone Italiana

8 mar 06

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CEP (Popular Construction Center also known as Dangerous Elements Center)

AA.VV. Sanremo 2006 -56° Festival della Canzone Italiana

8 mar 06

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I think that's the rule pretty much everywhere: first you throw punches and then you talk. It's just that here, from the last kid of CEP to the doctor downstairs, when we argue we speak in dialect. If someone doesn’t speak in dialect, they’re either an idiot, a gay, or have lived abroad. Gaggio is a word we use here too. We say U'gagge de suise. The most popular insults, at least in Corato, are: "T'rmaune," "Chiggjiaune," "Bastarde," "La zocchene de sorte," and all the relatives that come along. The calendar deserves special mention: when you curse the saints, the madonnas, and the christs, you go through them one by one at the column.