JimMorrison

DeRank : 3,31
DeAge™ : 7551 days • Here since 10 october 2005
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
But just imagine if you need to pee?
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
And what about the Madonna del Pozzo? Don’t forget that Capurso gave birth to that handsome guy Checco Zalone, never forget it. Never.
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
<<<departed from Bari to Djerba and crashed off the coast of Palermo>>> Damn, I’ve always been convinced that you guys have a hand in this... After all, you're closer to Morocco than to Italy... These islanders, I don’t even know a decent one.
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
Alright Pietro, it depends on your financial resources. We know that to get a pizza on Saturday night, you end up dating the first girl you meet and then, when it’s time to settle the bill, you pull out the incredibly cliché excuse of having forgotten your wallet. You lead her on, make her pay for your pizza and your beer, and then you sneak off with a trans. :D
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
I’m talking about today.
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
Check out the photo gallery and get an idea, little black man from Sicily. There's a parking lot so big you could park there too, in the designated area: shit cars. :D You're a joker.
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
But have you seen the new Bari-Palese airport or do you have onion-less carbonara in your eyes? It feels like being at the Sheraton. In any case, Puglia is purposely kept out; otherwise, with just two farts, we would take the capital. But the crux of the matter is: do Columbus, the Neanderthal man, and the Madonna travel by plane? No, just to know.
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
Well, do you think Qzerty's post is nonsense? I find it full, full of common sense. Rather than discrediting the man from Altamura, take a look at all the links we posted for you; maybe you'll be convinced and come live in Puglia. The janitor rules.
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
Hard heads because even our pillows are covered in porn magazines while you practice sex sitting at the barber's: in words. And instead of making good pasta, wives test durum wheat with drivers from Puglia. Busone? Muflone! :D
Take That Nobody Else
Voto:
And what the hell were we drinking to confuse the Ofanto with the Atlantic?