JimMorrison

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I like you!
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Under the entry "Dile" in the Polettiana encyclopedia we find: expert in music. And then down with the biographical notes.
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He is Joni's cousin and the guitarist of Anal Cunt.
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No, that’s a different case. For this rule to be valid, there must be a prison guard (or prison warden, which sounds better) whose father, born from his marriage to his granddaughter Susanna, is named Jon without an H. Only in the presence of all these conditions can we state that... ouh... but what the hell were we supposed to state?
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Well... tastes are tastes... and I really like Finley!! Of course, but what terrible tastes.
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Because you, dear Regular, what do you refer to in the musical realm? Never let yourself be guided by instinct; it could be fatal. When you hear something you like, consult the Poletti Encyclopedia to ensure it’s acceptable, otherwise you're in deep trouble. And it's serious trouble. Joni is the cousin of Paco De Lucia, as well as the half-brother of Manuel, the prison guard, you know, the one who lived near Milena the seamstress. Good.
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I understand, Joni, Dodi Battaglia's colleague with his super cool Dodicaster. If I’m not mistaken, Mario Fanasega, that Mexican guy, sang with them. Or am I remembering wrong?
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But do you also screw Jaco every now and then?
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Look, you convinced me, I'll buy it. But if it ends up being crap, can I send it back to you by mail? I accept PayPal top-ups, okay?
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Guys, maybe we are exaggerating; perhaps Dile meant to say that the Finley are the best, but the best idiots that Italian music has remembered in the last fifty years, at least.