MetallaroBionico

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DeAge™ : 7554 days • Here since 3 october 2005
Boris with Merzbow Sun Baked Snow Cave
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And what do we need to discuss about this album? Your review has already said it all: is there perhaps a better reason to believe that it sucks?
Joel e Ethan Coen Non E' Un Paese Per Vecchi (No Country For Old Men)
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I watched "Miller's Crossing" by the Coen brothers again last night... what an amazing film! Perfect. Miller's Crossing, Barton Fink, and No Country for Old Men on the same level.
R.E.M. Live @ Forum Assago - Milano 15.01.05
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how can one disagree
Andrea Vantini Menomale Che Silvio C'E'
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Rikardo, I have 3 fakes and if I had gotten one right...
Boris with Merzbow Sun Baked Snow Cave
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The other day I was sitting on the toilet reading Dylan Dog and listening to Sun Baked Snow Cave, reflecting on the meaning of an orgasm and other scattered nonsense, like why I couldn’t have one. Then Sun Baked Snow Cave ended, and I also decided to get off the toilet after 42 minutes of female orgasm brought on by my frenzied mind. Still with my pants down, since my body was paralyzed by the drama, I resolved to move to the kitchen and prepare two hard-boiled eggs. Then, exactly at 9:30, I headed out to get the pandino (a car that, despite its age, still gives me so much satisfaction) and - because I found the traffic cop there giving me a ticket - I decided to take a break from my thoughts and pull my pants up. So I took the ticket and went back to sit on the toilet with one gigantic question: was it clitoral or vaginal orgasm? What does this have to do with the album, you might ask. And why does the reviewer have anything to do with clitoral orgasms?
Andrea Vantini Menomale Che Silvio C'E'
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"When we win, since we are TRUE liberals, we won't even move a plant on Debaser. And anyway, let me say that metallarobionico, nickghostdrake, and sfascia carrozze have made CRIMINAL use of the public medium." >>> Public medium?!? And what are you paying for? The fee? Go pick the maruzze, come on...
Johann Sebastian Bach Kunst Der Fuge
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STAY ART OF FUGUE! but also STAY HAIL FURHER!
Martina Topley Bird Carnies
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human case...
Martina Topley Bird Poison
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But 5 tracks of cocaine?
Boris with Merzbow Sun Baked Snow Cave
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I was discussing the meaning of life with a friend when we heard a fart. He told me, "It's not me!" I refused to accept this simple explanation and decided to go to a place where I could be alone and reflect as calmly as possible on the meaning of life or, lacking valid solutions, on the meaning of a fart. I got my little car (an old one that still brings me joy), loaded my MP3 player, and headed towards a viewpoint at about 1800 meters above sea level. Once I arrived, I looked out and managed to see the peace of the sea and the mountains with a plain in between, marked by signs of civilization and farts. At this point, I decided it was time to put on my headphones and start listening to "Sun Baked Snow Cave." What the hell does all this have to do with the album? And why does the review matter? (Thanks to the great judge for the inspiration)